State constitution wojak thread

State constitution wojak thread

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>never will be created

>NY
>go to jail and pay taxes with money you don't have and didn't earn

Requesting Missouri

Can someone post the Minnesota one for me? Please thanks

Also Jets Pizza is amazing

yes it will

>tfw Illinois

>tfw shillinois fails at everything, even jpg resolution

I thought you were doing Illinois, not Rhode Island

kek

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>Michigan thinks it's unique because they got little caesars and dominos
detroitnig pls

The owners live there you shit.

>Idaho
Literally the worst state in the union.
I crossed the border once into your godforsaken state and there were penises fucking everywhere along with I

But we do have vernors.

more like
>muh guns
>muh weed
>muh beer
>muh tweakers
>muh reggae
>muh jesus freaks
>muh indians
>muh trailer parks
>fuck humboldt state
>fuck every town with more than 5000 people in it, including the ones in jefferson

Michigan invented the bacon cheeseburger at an A&W. Traverse city used to have a coney island and a little while before, an A&W too.

Someone post the template, whoever made the Montana wojak needs to be hung

what is this? a state for ants?