Hey that'll be $20 PLUS TIP

>hey that'll be $20 PLUS TIP

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"here's $25, have a nice day"

you want a tip? here's a tip: get a better job.

*throws $20 on the ground*

keep the change

mfw

Here's a tip, GET A REAL JOB

>hey that'll be $20 PLUS TIP
around blacks never relax

there is your tip

alright here you go!

want a tip?
i'll give you the tip of my dick, faggot.

funny AND original thread OP, keep up the good work!

i was drunk as fuck maybe two months ago and was hungry when i got home so i ordered one of these and i think i tipped the guy like 100%. i was too ashamed and disgusted with myself to ever check the statement and i don't think i ever will. two giant mistakes in one hour

here you go, thanks and have a good one man

>$20 for pizza
That better be Gourmet Pizza

At least he took the time to come to your place and deliver the pizza unlike the whores that expect you to tip them in the restaurants.

come inside and sit down, my tip hungers

I'm literally doing this right now.

>tfw I think I'm grossly overpaid
>tfw I only judge people who don't tip as a barometer of trashy-ness
>Literally just delivered to a massively overweight man with no shirt and a guy in an MLP shirt
>Ordered like $120 of food
>not a timed order during dinner rush
>every order after theirs was late by 15 minutes
>no tip

>asking for tip

pizza delivery drivers are fucking scum, I have no respect for them based on the fact they let themselves get fucked over by driving their own fucking cars at work, all they do is drive a fucking pizza to a house, and they want you to help pay for their fucking gas, I suggest ordering a pizza out to sort of vacant location and mug their fucking ass and take all their pizzas and money, make sure you give them a leg injury so they can't do their big hard fucking job of walking a couple of feet to someones door to hand them a fucking pizza, I hope more niggers take the initiative to get free pizza and a chance to get one over on whitey

Well you probably didn't get tips after the fat guys because you were late for all of them retard. At least learn to do your job correctly.

is that shit boneless?

Pizza is cold. Where's my soda? Fucking bitch, here is your 20 and get the FUCK OUT!

>be black
>no one expects you to tip
>no one ever had any expectations of you

>complaining about tipping
niggers detected

Is that a Make America Great Again Cap?

>is that shit boneless?
no sir only the finest bone pizza here

>actually paying extra for nothing

t. cucked old man who has to follow dumb social "traditions" or get shunned by his autistic boomer buddies

I actually did get tipped after the fat guy.

There's finite oven space and large orders can slow everything down to a crawl. If it was timed it we could have staggered their pizzas in with the other food. It's like going into a diner with a party of 12 with no heads up and bitching about the wait.

They also asked for a high five and a joke on the boxes.

>tfw be in college
>order Dominos to the cafeteria building where we hung out and played vidya and shit
>never tipped
I used to joke that they will start spitting in our pizzas.. Most they did was put job applications in between the boxes.

>tipping
>ever
It's your bosses job to make sure you are being paid adequately. Not mine.

That's actually the law in Europe. They get paid a normal wage and you're not supposed to tip

Half the pizzas were also like 8 toppings as well which takes like a couple minutes each to make.

This. Tipping encourages stagnation. I'm driving because retards allow me to make 40k a year playing on my phone.

>eating the round cheesy jew
You're never gonna make it.

by Europe you mean every other country in the world

>plus $4.95 delivery fee
>plus $2.95 Employee Healthcare Fund fee
>plus jizzya tax
>plus tax

never been to NZ. Honestly it seems like a better policy but we don't do that here and niggers are known to not tip

Here is $25, thanks MUh dude. Know where I can buy some illegal substances? Thanks again!

fpbp

I used to deliver pizzas.and you remember who tips. On a busy night night you could have 3-4 deliveries to make in one run. Whoever tips get theirs first.

Same here, I get $6.25 an hour and usually walk out with $120 of cash from tips in my pocket at the end of an eight hour shift. People complaining about getting shit on for delivery jobs were just too fucking retard to not get a job at a pizza place in a low income area.

>Gives $20

Here's a tip. Get a better job.

I bet you tip Tyrone extra when he plows your wife's ass too

Thanks for getting my pizza slave here's your beer money

You forgot the $120 is tax free. Take that IRS kikes!

You realize only niggers and Jews don't tip, right? Tipping is an implicitly white activity.

Lol no. You clearly don't understand the rules of tipping.

*unzips tip*

Yes because white boys are cucks who think it's ok to be manipulated and stepped on by the system.

What's wrong with tipping fellow white people?

Ok price. Its huge

>tips
why are americans so retarded? their economy is so fucked up half the population gets 60% of their money from begging for tips.
Fucking capitalists. In the netherlands a decent pizza costs you 12 euros without tip.
If you're really gonna pay 25 bucks for a pizza you can go fucking kill yourself.

>tip

Maybe if you didn't bring me what is obviously stone cold pizza

Itt: poors that can't even afford to order takeout let alone tip.

I tip 15% if the delivery is quick and the delivery person is white and polite because I am not a Neanderthal. I tip 2 dollars if the delivery is late but the delivery person is white and shows remorse for being late. I tip non whites nothing.

Why are my headphones missing?

And why do all niggers think they are something over crack rocks?

How do I get niggers to stop teaching other niggers sacred things so I can eatvin meme?

it's not about being poor, it's about having to do it in the first place.

...

In MN we get $9.25/hr plus my employer gives us 50 cents/delivery.

Tippers are the real cucks.

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I'm a delivery driver and i don't get why people get uppity about tips
I get $2 from the company just for going to the address, and a tip is just a bonus i don't expect like a cuck
If anything I think more the $2 for a delivery driver tip is showing off or virtue signalling

If you order between 6-30 to 9, try tipping because it will be delivered first.

Ask your employer for the tip retard.

>here I'll give you a little extra. I know the niggers and Jews never tip

I do it "in the first place" because they get paid pig shit and use their own gas and put mileage on their vehicle to get my food to me while I sit on the couch, crack open a cold beer, and watch the game. Only a dirty rat cheap kike would be okay with not tipping despite the positive trade off of having to drop everything to drive out and pick up your order. I, on the other hand, pay for goods (the food) and services (driving my shit to my door) rendered.

>ordering delivery

>It's a someone buys a pizza for 30 dollars and complains about the price even though there's another pizziera a few blocks away that sells them for 1/6th the cost

Suck my dick and get off my lawn before the Nazis come back

It depends on the company. Some have computer systems to prevent favoritism like that. Ours uses a rigid clocking out system by order number and who was back first.

So you agree it's a shit system that exists solely because of the shitty capitalist economic system?
If the economy is shit people will just stop tipping, making it even worse.

i dont tip, im an asian.
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Buy a $5 pizza at little Caesers, faggot.

Oh you want someone to drive it to you so you don't have to get off your ass?