Welcome to the netherlands

welcome to the netherlands,

Ask me anything about my country.

What's the nicest city in your opinion to live in? Den Haag?

What's the government been up to since the election?

How many degenerate hippies and stoner tourists do you see on the daily ?

What is your plan B (destination) for fleeing when Islam becomes the rule of the land?

depends on what you find "nice"

fuck all. like always. Geert is known for now doing shit ever.

stop believing in memes, nigger.

>for now doing shit ever.
not*

I can respect a man thats willing to go down with the ship.

are you more like germans, french, nords, or anglos?

in what ways?

kys nigger

Fuck off with your bikes and let the people drive normally

how hard is it to own a vehicle.

Cant help you there senpai. We aint in a suicide mood lately, I know its the cool thing for you Eropeans kids right now but nah.

easy as fuck.

get off your ass you fatass

>in what ways?

well, if you had to move to another country, which one would seem most like home?

UK or Germany, but Danish is very similar to our language.

Germany is similar in case of culture and stuff (and language)
UK is good because we dutch speak english and we both love deep fried food.
Denmark is also good because it's pretty similar and the language is as well.

danke. i didn't have much of a mental image of what a toothpaste is, so now i can just picture a german that likes fried foods.

>picture a german
without the piss and scat fetish, but instead with outside/public fetish

AND PANNEKOEKEN MET HAGELSLAG

>PANNEKOEKEN
great
>MET HAGELSLAG
that's not a valid combination

maybe...a frikandel with hagelslag?

>PANNEKOEKEN
Deeeeeeeefuckinglicious

How many dykes do you shove your finger in on a regular basis?

and m'fkn POFFERTJES

How is this thread at all related to politics?

Saged and reported.

>in what ways?

Any of them. You know the ways you are simmilar to other cultures, not us. Answer the question.

Short starter list.
Food
Political attitudes
Values
Traditions
Language
Religion
Architectural design/feel of cities
sexual behaviors
What Immigrants do you have?
History
Former colonies
How the dutch view themselves in Netherlands, including nationalism
Relationship to the dutch in Belgium.

why are dutch people so chill?

I already know plenty about your shithole (((country)))

What country is your biggest enemy/ you hate the most?
What country do you love the most?

Remember when you guys were the bastion for pot smokers all around the world? Are you happier now that more places are legalizing weed so now you get less annoying foreigners?

Why do you queers do this?
Someone asks a legit question, and you say some unfunny joke. I can tell you were the spaz in school who got sympathy laughs at most.

How does the SGP exist in the liberal craziness of the Netherlands?