AUSPOL comfy edition

>English test for prospective citizens includes ‘politically charged’ questions on coal
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>Parliamentarians fail basic English proficiency test
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>Tanya Plibersek says Labor will restore Catholic school funding irrespective of budget
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>Unemployed men: how female partners suffer
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>Bikie shooting Tweed: ‘Revenge killing’ linked to State of Origin brawl
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>NSW Police to form elite anti-gangs unit
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>Australia to seek greater powers on encrypted messaging at 'Five Eyes' meeting
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>Rottnest Island life ban if guilty of quokka cruelty under proposed new laws\
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>Protesters have been pepper sprayed as hundreds of left and right-wing groups clashed in Melbourne with riot police deployed to keep them separate.
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First for ur all a bunch of fooking cunts

BASED BARNSY

SINK THE CHINK

GOOK!

Anyone know what that brown line under your shlong is called?

New Zealand looks comfier than Australia

That's your scrotum seem

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The taint aka the perineum

You say this after we had a right old chat in britpol?
Mate get FUARKED

At least NZ is talking about cuts to immigration, our pollies are just bending over further for that chink-dick

nigger tier spelling, fuck off burger

I did so many retarded things last night lads, I don't even know if half of them are real or imagined. What's a cure for this feel?

If you find getting underpaid comfy

Greentext it.

pretty common story
>at party
>get real drunk
>maybe high, can't be sure
>get a little too friendly with the girls
>managed to choose the ones that weren't even drinking that much
>two of them are in my classes
>drunken hijinks ensue
I'll find out how bad I fucked up tomorrow, that's for sure. I'm still recovering from hangover

Oh the old "I'm drunk and acted like a sleaze"

Rekt cunt.

NZ has Hobbiton, mountains and nice weather. Australia is a desert where most animals can kill you.

Stop being a self loathing faggot and have a beer

hey at least you didnt do what i did and lost my car keys when i was fucked, cheap $350 later

where as in the UK its just half the population that wants to kill you

Damn right, and we're full.

>Unemployed men: how female partners suffer
if the roles were reversed, it would be titled
unemployed women: how male partners fail to support them

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More multiculturalism for australia!

jesus

fuck melbourne

> The United States, United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand, will meet in the Canadian city of Ottawa next week, where they will discuss tactics to combat terrorism and border protection.
The Australian government has made it clear it wants tech companies to do much more to give intelligence and law enforcement agencies access to encrypted communications.
>it's okay if you want to communicate using encryption but we want to read everything you say, so give us a backdoor

i hate doublespeak

this isn't going to end well, is it

>>Unemployed men: how female partners suffer
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Good grief you aussies are cucked. Men lost their jobs? Let's talk about how that effects women!

Tell your women to stfu.

you really think aussies will stop drinking and smoking weed long enough to do anything about it?

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i'm not sure how the internals of apps like whatsapp are structured, but if FVEY is seriously attempting to force facebook and other companies like it to restructure their apps to allow backdoors, we will be about one disgruntled employee and 20 hard drives away from the largest privacy leak ever if they succeed.

Why are there Pakis in Australia? Ffs you're supposed to be the panic room of the Anglo.

>it's okay if you want to communicate using encryption but we want to read everything you say, so give us a backdoor

Just trust us Goy!

then why did you abandon us before killing yourself, dad?

I grew up down the road from hobbiton and can tell you australia is pretty comfy with much warmer weather and isn't all desert. And I'm saving thousands easily to come visit you lot as well

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They come from the UK

>the labour party shilling for catholic schools now

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delete your account

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Yours is brown, mate? Mine is white as snow. Maybe you've got some Abo in ya.

he's probably looking at an abo's scrote right now.

Kek.

>Maybe you've got some Abo in ya.
>he's probably looking at an abo's scrote right now.
inb4 me... Noice.

>full

Do it properly you stupid Merkin.

Do what properly cunt?

>tfw no qld bf to watch anime with and be extremely gay with

I can sodomize you if you like but no homo

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>Menzies playing baseball
dank

you in qld boii

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What's this about some French Arab chick posting her tits here?

I am

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SODOMITES OUT!

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>>Unemployed men: how female partners suffer
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Then stop fucking demanding diversity quotas that give less competent women jobs that would have gone to stop men. Encourage women to be housewifes and homemakers again boom an nearly 40% increase in jobs available fro the unemployed men in many fields.

post dickies?

yas

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Fairy fucking faggots

>dead end job
>no family
>country will be Venezuela tier in 20 years

You homos make me sick.
I despise the femininity and the outright faggotry that comes along with your deviant tendencies.
No I won't post my dick, I hope you both burn in hell.

i don't have any pics on my pc of me, but its pretty close to this one
>tfw no bf to play with my foreskin while he pounds me
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WHAT JOB

sodomy should be a baneable offence on Sup Forums

I haven't said I was a poof, mate

taek sum :)

guys its 2017
its ok to be gay, won't you come of out of the closet and be my bf?

why are you all so upset?? mayhaps you all just need a prostate massage to calm you down?

No, I stay in the closet to not deal with your awful awful culture

Lady on the right must surely be Australia's hottest politician?

You sodomites are filth, you spread disease and go against the natural law, you are a cancer on society. You are morally evil.

dear crazy syrian frenchette
i regret taking advantage of you in your time of weakness
you followed one half of this hypocrite's ill advice
please see then heed by the other:
be with to Christ
Christ be with you

> lady on the left

>not using prep or a condom
non gays spread it just as much baka

Dear crazy Syrian frenchette
I have a spare spot on my bed if you're keen

No no no New Zealand is a shit country very third world if you're looking to emigrate try australia lots more mosques and camels

I'm not kidding either

>taking a pill every day for the rest of your sex-having life

this, hypothetically at least.

The thirst is real

Australian's fighting the good fight

Daily reminder

girls have to do the same thing if you don't want to be preggo

its only for one night stands anyway, once your with a partner and get blood tested you can just go raw

>get blood tested
But can't that only tell you once you've actually got it, at which point it's too late? Or is aids curable in early stages now? I don't really know, they don't really tell you the positive side because they care more about scaring you into not taking the risk

why do you need to get blood tested? as long as you are married just fuck.

>gays
>married
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Australia would be cool but I heard there's a lot of poos and chinks. Chinks and Nips are okay because they're high IQ and keep to themselves, but do you guys have problems with street shitting or funny smells with your poos? Are strayan poos based?

i'm hoping to assemble a group of australian christians on here
for the purpose of rebuilding the dampened spirit of this nation

as much as politics has its place in the fight for our nation:
faith has almost a greater role to play in saving it

stay tuned

When is Melbourne going to have its own London riots where niggers chimpout and start burning cars and breaking into shops in Toorak or some other typical Sudanese behaviour? I can't wait to see the lashback against fucking subhuman apes invading this city

t. was indoctrinated into christianity by parents as a child and never stopped to question why he actually believes it in the first place

Indians are mostly fine here. They keep to themselves as far as I know

soon.
we need a cronulla down here, put these savages in their place.