>McDonald's shares hit an all-time high on Tuesday as Wall Street expects sales to increase from new digital ordering kiosks that will replace cashiers in 2,500 restaurants. >Cowen says McDonald's will upgrade 2,500 restaurants to its "Experience of the Future" technology by year-end, which includes digital ordering kiosks. >The firm raises its rating on McDonald's to outperform from market perform and price target for the shares to $180 from $142. >A McDonald's spokeswoman sent the following statement in response to this story: >"Our CEO, Steve Easterbrook, has said on many occasions that self-order kiosks in McDonald's restaurants are not a labor replacement. They provide an opportunity to transition back-of-the-house positions to more customer service roles such as concierges and table service where they are able to truly engage with guests and enhance the dining experience."
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The normal cuckold wants just one gift from his black bull: a black child. But the pozzed cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little bitches. But first, here's how it goes.
Normally I drive in my Mercedes to a street gym where ripped blacks train their muscles, their skin shining with sweat and the air filled with their scent. I am already a bit hard just from thinking about it. Sometimes I cum a bit in my pants. I get out of the car and ask who of them has AIDS. Then they know what happens.
The black man with AIDS gets into my car and we drive to somewhere isolated. Then I take a small knife and stick it inside the hole of my penis and twist it a litte. In the cuckold community we call this the HIV Twister. Sure it hurts and causes me to bleed. But it is worth it.
Then the black man docks me until we both cum and I contract his AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS from this. That is the first gift. Then we drive on to my house and he fucks my wife, who has also contracted many types of AIDS. That is the second gift. And then 9 months later the third and best gift arrives: a black child who also has AIDS.
Joshua Hall
It begins...
Bentley Reyes
>using a touchscreen the average mcdonalds consumer has used Good thing I don't eat at mcdonalds.
Jayden Jackson
>McDonalds replaces all workers with machines >Get paid $15/h to maintain machines with a slightly better than McDonald's worker education DEVILISH
Anthony Foster
Yes!
Zachary Lee
Shit I got an interview at McDonalds.
Evan Richardson
>going into the McJungle >ever
Easton Reyes
This is good itll stop the phenomenon of mcdonalds staff fucking up orders.
Bentley Carter
Checked
Anthony Torres
Maybe you can yell at it.
Leo Garcia
Ware house jobs tend to pay 11$ an hour and require no more talents then a mcjob.
Mason Edwards
>THIS IS WHAT A $15 MINIMUM WAGE LOOKS LIKE Are all 2,500 stores in areas with a $15 min?
Nope so it's not a reaction to min wage, it's a reaction to automation.
Aaron Lee
good. i hate people and dealing with them anyways. just means one less nigger at the register that can spit on my food.
Jack Davis
how are poor people supposed to pay for college now ?
Xavier Turner
We got these about two years ago. Unless you order one of the Gourmet Creations™ burgers or pay by card (only in certain restaurants), it just spits out a piece of paper with the order on it. You still have to take that receipt to the counter and have it scanned for the order to go through. I still think it will be 2+ years before the high school kids start getting replaced. pic is my local maccas
Jaxon Barnes
you guys cant seriously be stupid enough to think companies werent going to do this anyway
I know you're like, 12, but stores were rolling out self-checkout aisles YEARS before the most recent minimum wage debate sparked
Charles Smith
This
There's no incentitive to keep human beings employed in the market system.
Robert Ross
When other businesses see how WS responded it will accelerate automation. As well as other businesses having to automate to compete. This will end up a bloodbath.
Ethan Miller
Thank god. They are too dumb to take orders. I want two mcrib and what did i get? A filet o fish and a 6er mcnuggets without dips.
I instantly drive back and asked whats the fucking problem
Lincoln Carter
Think of all the Swedish women who're getting plowed by Kangz right now....
William James
it works fine in homogenous countries
Joseph Allen
Well. Once those machines are in. Blacks are too stupid to use them. No more noggers in mcds
Adrian Fisher
>Get rid of McDonalds employees >Only ppl dumb and underpaid enough to eat the bland crap are unemployed >Nobody buys McDonalds >Dead Mall Series McDonalds Edition
Isaiah Carter
Great now more niggers and useless people will be thrown into the unemployed rate. And that means more gibs me dat will be in demand.
Nicholas Cooper
>retards think this wasn't going to happen regardless of what minimum wage is
Huh, last I checked, the federal min wage is still well under 15 dollars. Really makes you think....
Every Mcdonalds I have been to me have all had only white workers including kfc.
Juan Lee
I wont go to MDs until no humans work there.
Angel Gray
yes because business' will wait until your retarded politicians actually force people who aren't worth $15/hr to be fired, before investing into machines...
Samuel Hernandez
We've had them here in Poland for the past few years. I eat at McDonald's regularly. Some observations:
People generally still prefer to buy at the cash register
People who use the kiosks can choose two ways to pay: with a card at the kiosk or with the cash at the cash register (which seems counterintuitive but still saves time for everyone)
People still have questions to ask or some kind of requests that you can't make at the kiosk
You still receive your meal from a person and another person (a few, actually) made your meal
To put it simply, it really doesn't have to be a social revolution. Also, there is a massive difference between getting your order taken by a machine and having your burger preparred by a machine.
>shity job not worth 8$/h >hurr durr minimum wage 15$ IT WILL HELP THE POOR >idiots getting fired
and nothing of value was lost, we are starting to get those here too saw them in few McDs.
Better than interacting with some human trash after "european relations college".
Leo Nelson
here are also these touch screens. After pay you get a number and just wait for your food. at least 4 cashiers less who cant speak your language and mix up your order
Joseph Reyes
>DUDE >LET'S INCREASE POPULATION SO IT'LL BE EASIER TO FIGURE OUT A PENSION SYSTEM >LMAO Most people aren't needed.
Nathaniel Edwards
They could probably install a screen wiper function after use, if this will continue to be a concern.
Josiah Wilson
It's gonna be awesome when fast food restaurants operate entirely without staff except once per week when the engineer comes by to do maintenance. You just go to the store any time 24/7 and punch your order on the screen, put money in appropriate slot, and some automated robots or levers and cogs will prepare your meal and send it through a chute to you.
Landon Hernandez
Why is everybody gay and bald in the future?
Samuel Davis
these have been inn london for over two years. murica is a 3rd world shit hole.
Eli Edwards
Home delivery is already dirt cheap everywhere. Restaurants will be a thing of the past soon. For socialising there'll be more public benches and tables where you can eat your delivered food.
Wyatt Ortiz
FPBP
Jace Gray
triple 3's for the triple gift
Jeremiah James
What makes you think they wouldn't be doing this anyway?
Kayden Thomas
We already have this
Luis King
No more niggers to grunt and hate you while you order.
Imagine a world where you don't have to check the packet to see if you got what you wanted.
Isaac Reed
Is this even real? I have seen this "story" go for the last 5-6 years and nothing.
Joshua Diaz
>no cashiers >niggers will be forced to gyp and assault computers >they will all be broken in a month
Robert Taylor
I went to one of those in the Netherlands.
Jeremiah Hill
hmmmm frikandeln
Ian Harris
why dont you just post with your Canadian flag?
Mason Garcia
Fuck these things, seriously. No English translation and the pictures are so small you can't even see what it is. Good thing I learned some kanji before hitting the Yoshinoya.
Nathan Nguyen
ofc they were but this definitely accelerated it
Parker Butler
It's real but also fake, McDonald's corporate stores do this.
The real truth behind automation is that most franchise owners can't afford that shit. Also is correct walmart won't even let their self checkouts go at night because nogs gonna nig.
Zachary Cruz
i really would love getting served by raptorbotbro
Hunter Carter
>tfw everything gets automated and I dont have to interact with people anymore
Lincoln Harris
man that would be so awesome. Thank god i dont have to interact in ikeas anymore
Easton Carter
this.
Ian Diaz
ok listen sweetheart NO, just no. you are wrong. these burger flippers and retail punks have always bitched about low pay for low skill "labor". it only gained traction due to a gay muslim stealing a position he was not suited nor qualified or even ALLOWED to have my second point....i hope a pack of muslims with big rigs slams into fag parades and detonate large fert bombs. degenerate hiv spreading faggot!
Hudson Brooks
>I contract his AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS I laughed more the i should
Angel Phillips
what is food stamps
we really need to get rid of it.
Luke Nelson
We've had it for years it changes nothing except shorter lines in rush hour because you can now buy at a few kiosks too (the cashiers still work).
There will come a time when automation will replace cashiers, currently automatic registers are just helping them do their jobs.
Josiah Butler
The problem is where you live desu.
Jose Watson
I don't understand how people see this as a new thing. Restaurants in Japan have had this type of automation for a long time.
Eli James
don't worry there's still the coal mines.
Luke Powell
tfw communists that want $15 min wage for un-educated jobs.
tfw same communists cry about muh automation
tfw i work with electronics (hardware and software)
tfw i am now way more valuable because of my insight of the future and my persistence
tfw people who mop the floor think they deserve more pay than mechanics and electricians
tfw the white male prevails with sheer intelligence and mastery over machine
Logan Roberts
If now only there was a way to remove useless people we would have a perfect society
Nathan Jackson
>I still think it will be 2+ years before the high school kids start getting replaced. What? You actually have high school kids working fast food in Australia?
Here in Burgerclap it's all dark skinned immigrants. Mostly poos, sometimes spics, rarely dindus.
I honestly thought the "Fast food jobs are supposed to be for high school students" thing was just a meme used to shame darkies.
Logan Cooper
>snopes >Reuters >financial Times (behind paywall) >dailymail
....riiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Jonathan Davis
Now, if they could only replace the shit they serve with food ...
Isaiah Reed
>McDonalds replacing cashiers with kiosks
And nothing of value was lost!
Kevin Russell
> beef section > pork and fish meal in the center Japs pls.
Colton Reed
Simply proves that we don't need immigrants because of muh too many jobs. Tech is inevitable. Smelly shitskins overrunning every aspect of western civilization is optional
Blake Barnes
There will always be a need for humans to feed the machines. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automat At least, until we get the formula for Slurm right.
Blake Bailey
>Anonymous (ID: Ok6yDnCn) 06/25/17(Sun)10:19:35 No.131257283â–¶ > (OP) > When other businesses see how WS responded it will accelerate automation. As well as other businesses having to automate to compete. This will end up a bloodbath.
When capitalism will replace workers with robots, workers will replace capitalism with communism.
Simple as that.
Colton Roberts
>You just go to the store any time 24/7 With unemployment rising to 60-80% you won't get anywhere outside your tiny ghetto as you will be killed instantly by angry mobs.
Nolan Lee
They'll just phase out paying cash. At least in Canada, a private business can, unless forced by law, accept or deny any form of currency. So if a business only wants to take cheques, that's fine.
McDonalds could literally phase out having to actually pay someone other then the both by removing the option to pay cash.
Lucas Morales
These have been in America for years as well. I remember stopping in an Arbys in 2010 in Barstow, CA (literal middle of nowhere) and being amazed they had an automated ordering machine. Try and catch up Achmed.
