FUCK IT CALLING IT NOW

Zuckerburg and Bush Team up to save the Democratic Party, 2020 182mins rated M

Jebs defection to the blue side is already greenlight for 3 prequel movies all to be fimled at the same shoot in Canada, Starring Richand Dean Anderson as well. FUck it.

trump will eat zuckerberg alive.

if you thought trump controls social media, wait till you see zuckerberg.

Sup Forums will be unironically eating out of his hand and every little thing he proposes no matter where they stood before.

What?
You're new here aren't you.

I hope Bush runs against Trump, that will be entertaining.

>implying
The world takes a new stand. A rejection of social engineering and the dystopian automated future. Zombie liberals gather in hoards to chant whatever their overlords tell them to. The right wing stands in unison for individual rights, freedom, and a return to traditionalism. The liberals act savage as if feral beasts rebelling after years on the sideline. This is what they live for now, their poor life decisions having crumbled their lives to ruin. All they have left are these moments of anarchy to excite them. The world begins to see the disease that liberalism is and chooses to elect Donald Trump for another 4 years. An older, calmer Trump leads America into the new age

You can't cuck the Zuck and don't push the Bush 2020

Jeb had to kill 5 men with his handgun to become a Democrat. It's all or fucking nothing now.

Can someone link that Zuckerburg interview where his face was red and he couldn't talk because he was too shy?

Please Clap

He'll kick the shit out of him when Trump tries the businessman act. $3B or so vs. $64B

>the jew thinks he can be president

>December 2018
>Zuckerburg buys Sup Forums for 3 times its net worth. Sup Forums is immediately moderated and pacified as users are banned

>January 2019 - Zuckerburg announces his interest in American politics and gives everyone on Facebook a free ice-cream cone or chicken meal.

Both have very low persuasion skills, they are betas at heart. One born into a political dynasty, the other accidentally struck gold once during the social media bubble. Check their wives they got for themselves, that's the best they could convince to sleep with them. Do you think they'll convince the rest of the US?

The 2020 republican preliminaries are a formality nonetheless.

>Zuckerburg and Bush Team up to save the Democratic Party, 2020 182mins rated M

The solution to failing with a big mess of a goof is not to go for a second try and add a second big mess of a goof to stand beside him. That is doubling down on what you did wrong.

OOOOh I like this

You missed Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as a new Surgeon General who deals with the obesity crisis by ripping phone-books in half on cspan TV.

also ted cruize is yoda.

Yea with the lgbtqZ vote?

>inb4 Mark runs for Republican party

>free vegan meal / chicken meal from facebook.
>One of the clauses in the Do you Accept? page accepts this meal in exchange your vote, which will be automatically cast via facebook.com.

>millions of niggers and wasted people don't realize this, and end up voting with the Facebook.com choices.

>zuckerberg is the man of the people

Zuckerberg is notoriously bad at social media
That's what's hilarious about it.
He fucking invented modern social media, but he's terrible at it.

>facebook has updated your political choices, would you like to accept these changes?

/Y/N

>113 Dew points have added to your Refreshment Wallet, thank you for your support!

Really? Tell me he doesn't have a gf. Tell me.

>Cuckerburg and Yeb! team up and are remembered as the biggest trainwreck of politics ever.
Please let this be true

He's got heaps of good friends and is also married. Jeb Bush is swarming in pussy.

Do you have many good friends?

\\**Don't cuck the Zuck**// (⌐■_■)

If you thought Hillary "YASSSSSSS" Clinton was rad, wait until the dank memes that come from the Zuck/Bush campaign

Honestly, why the fuck does Bush even run as a Republican anyway? The only thing "right" about him is his warmongering and the fact that he doesn't want to ban all guns, just most of them

You push the Bush, the Bush will push back.

>2020

>someone makes a Sup Forums clone because there is money to be made off of the massive userbase it has

That'd be stupid to change it, because dollarydoos.

>inb4 it's not profitable

No, it wasn't profitable until Hiroshima Gookmoot started spamming ads on everything.

Sup Forums grinds to a financial loss, allowing the Zuck to remove it, early 2019.

You must be new here.