Autistralia hate thread

Even your women choose to fuck with emus instead of you.

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This post is Harry Brewis levels of retarded

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I would fuck with emus too desu

Kek

i ams le triggered plz stop

Blue-emu vs Australian dream cream?

You don't get it. We want you to hate us.

Fuck off we are full

Got anymore sauce on that emu?

Nope.

We're going down the same gurgler as Canada.
Don't hate us, pray for our future.
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Why is there nudity on Sup Forums?

Has this board turned degenerate?

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You're not letting in the hoards of muslim invaders so you've got that going for you. The rumors of how brutal the emus were to your people during the war is helping to scare them away.

What's happening down under? The emus are coming to leach your werfare?

I want to have sex with that emu
I mean that woman. Not the hot emu.

That woman is perfect

If you don't worship the emu they will hunt you the fuck down and viciously violate your asshole in a highly unpleasant fashion.
Also, we are full so fuck off.

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Can I find a job like emu hunter in Australia? Something like jewish nazi hunters chasing nazis for their war crimes? I will avenge your people if you are too much of a cuckolds.

Get out shill. Divide and conquer is an age old tactic, but one that will not work here.

BEAKED

fuck pelican, eat girl, steal pizza

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First time I've seen an Australia hate thread that wasn't started by a Canadian.

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Everybody says Sup Forums has the best drawfags. Many such cases!

Why do you keep showing up in Eurovision?

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Now that is a shit post

Such is life in Australia

we are like your autistic cousin that your mum forces you to play with

emus are more alpha than strayans.

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They say "fuck off we're full" when their sorry island is far from it

please do
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you're just mad because you lost the ottoman empire

its a faggot gypsy from bulgaria. that fag is no better than a retard that deserves to be shot instead of breathing more precious air

Feel free to live in the white parts if you want.

>never dog your mates

I love straya, they helped the US slaughter yellow orcs.

particularly those in the middle of the country

kek

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>be American
>live anywhere you like in an enormous country
>get shot

>be Australian
>only able to inhabit a modest 10% of entire continent
>get bitten by one of 6-gorillion venemous predators
>die of dehydration
>die of skin cancer
>get raped by buff kangaroo
>get leg torn off by shark
>can't flush toilet, clogged with sea snakes

I'd bet at least one crisp dollary-doo that nature is trying to tell Australians to fuck off.

Thats right bruv. Pity you guys are no longer white. We wont help you any more.

I guess we'll have to halt our weekly deliveries of Freedom Semen

>Comes from a shithole
>Hates on a far superior country

Shes cute, Id bang that emu

She just couldn't resist that big emu cock

>Hates Australians
>The biggest export from Bulgaria is women with moustaches.

>Ozzie shielas are all slags who are just interested in the BEC
>muh perfect submissive crocodilian waifu

Women with moustaches? What are we, UK? Seriously though, the only women with some kind of moustache or any facial hair are old women in their 60s-70s. Most of our women are top-tier.

Go fuck yourself you chook cunt.

sage
OP is a:
>gypsy
>kike
>nigger
>bulgarian
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holy fuck cunt

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>we are full
Of abos and deadly things

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Nice

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