I want to be a fascist guys

I want to be a fascist guys.

I want to live a self militant lifestyle. Where everything I do is completely disciplined.

How does one train themselves to be a fascist warrior?

i have a 4 inch dick im 5ft8 and legit near retarded. i cant swim or drive but i want to "one of the boys"

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>fascist
>near retarded
It checks out.

Make sure you're /fit/, go to the range and become a marksman, eat healthy, groom and dress yourself appropriately, stop masturbating and watching porn, worship God devoutly, and celebrate your nation's veterans and culture however you can. Be a proud patriot, and don't be afraid to show it.

>says the Ancap
How's that child slavery going?

This right here. The cringeworthy faggots that call themselves fascists or national socialists are just center-left faggots pretending to be right wing. They still want to appropriate our money and redistribute it as gibs.

I think being a social justice advocate is more up your alley.

>strawman memes
I don't need to make a crappy MS Paint meme to show the problems with your system, faggot.

fuck no
i may be retarded but at least i can be dsciplined.

im already fitter than 95% of society and a patriot. the rest i should do though for sure.

In fascism, everyone is a slave you dunce.

I don't know what country you live in, but try to be as well armed as the government allows you to be. The gradual disarmament of society is part of the feminization of it, and will be undone when a fascist government come to power.

And remind me when anarcho-capitalism has ever worked?

Capitalists are retards who want to take others money since they are lazy.

USA.

Do you have any books I should read?
I may be literally autistic but I want to be the most disciplined as possible.

I live in a state where we still have our second amendment which is great,

>ancap

It hasn't been tried yet ya dip, the closet we actually got was the classical liberal era of the 1800s where the entire Industrial Revolution occurred.
Capitalists at least try to persuade you for your money, socialists just complain until they get it from the state.

In capitalism everyone is a slave

>4 inch dick
>Near retarded

Come on. You're basically a gorilla without the size and strength.

Maybe Cernovich's Gorilla Mindset?

Capitalists just claim resources, basically theft.

If it is theft, who is the victim?

Meanwhile, it's clear and obvious that the victims of the actual theft going on are the taxpayers who service government bullshit.

ill check it out I am a gorilla lol i have the strength.

im like a mini gorilla

Property belongs to the collective, so owning private property victimizes everyone else. Sort of like counterfieting.

>Lazy NEET detected

>i have a 4 inch dick im 5ft8 and legit near retarded
Well as you probably already know eugenics is an important part of the fascist worldview.

Not sure where to go from here in explaining this.

>Property belongs to the collective
So I can walk into your house and fuck your wife because I'm a part of the collective?

Shut up lazy autist. Also Vladimir would have your anarchist ass jailed.

There was this "Desucon" in my city, and it's the first time i've seen this shit real life. They are the cringiest people, with furtails, japansese costumes that doesn't fit or even look aesthetic. I was about to go and punch some of them, but i took my self to it. I just felt pity and sad for them.

stop LARPing as the Borg, Picard

You can perfectly well be disciplined in everything you do without being a fascist, you swine.

How old are you?

What is your job?

What books do you read?

>Hur dur Putin would jail you
No, he wouldn't. I'm too intelligent, and wouldn't go autistically pro-freedom in a totalitarian environment.

I'm revising my opinion, you're just an idiot.

26
i have no job
i self teach technology and read a bunch of toiny robins and jim rohn and robert greene

Except he's not retarded so eugenics wouldn't apply to him

No since my house is personal property. And yeah you can legally fuck my wife although i don't have one.

>It hasn't been tried yet
Minerva?

Star trek federation was socialist

You do realize that what you just said will mean you can't go to Russia? The government can see your internet history, Russian secret intelligence monitors their people more than the NSA. A dude faced a year in prison since he sent a text saying he didn't believe in God.

Yes, but you said property, thus including """personal""" property. Who decides what is and isn't personal property?

i am retarded in the sense that i cant tie my shoes or drive a car or swim but i can still function barely on my own.

start reading about rome
decent place to start
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Another German crying about Trump.

One of the first things you need to do for training is slam a car door on your hand. Do this every day for a week, then get back to me.

why do you keep mentioning "drive" and "swim" as if they're equal skills? I've never had a female ask me what I swam in

they are examples of simple necessary things that people know how to do without even thinking about it whereas I cant even do them at all.

Like understanding economics?

It's not a political book, but it's a good read nevertheless.

stop crying

Economics at least hte basics of them are pretty easy concepts tbqh

Another German crying about Trump.

What previous jobs have you done?

What studies do you have?

Which one: do you own the house you live in or do pay to live in a rented house?

Tony Robbins is shit, read Bertrand Russell instead.

thank me later

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collecting info on me or something?

Another burger crying about clinton

If capitalists understood economics they wouldn't be capitalists.

I used to be AnCap until I realized striving for "Freedom" is as stupid as the left striving for "Equality". They are both abstract concepts always out of reach.That there is not such thing as "individualism" or "Collectivism".
>The strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack!
I strive for TRUTH and what is RIGHT! Not the "freedom" to do wrong and be a degenerate. I believe strongly in private property and free enterprise but unrestrained Capitalism seeks nothing more than materialism. it's ultimate goal IS Globalism. It's bottom line is PROFIT over PEOPLE. Your greatest incentive in the free-market is to CORNER the market and pay your workers as little as possible. This does not UNIFIY us brother! There is STRENGTH in UNITIY. And the LEFT is unified like a mass of brained dead zombies moving in lock step … Libertarianism / AnCap stands no chance in combating the Neo-Marxists… Fascism is our only hope. It is more than just a political ideology. It is a SPIRITUAL movement.
There is always a hierarchy in society and laws determined by an elite few. And our leaders must have integrity and a will for his nation to succeed. People are programable, and they can be programmed into having strong character or being meek, brainless, drug addicted liberals.Take a look at the Children of NAZI Germany. They were dignified, wholesome, strong, and had character. Compare this to the American youth of Today. FASCISM breeds real MEN and WOMEN. Not Transexuals and Whores. No friends, my Nation has a DESTINY... To colonize the universe and transcend our physical bodies together as a unified spiritual force. Most of you are Fascist and don't even realize it yet... a divided mass or property owners will amount to nothing against hordes of Neo-Marxists, I know only Fascism can win this battle as it has nearly 100 years ago. Join me and unify the Right so we can Destroy the toxic Left and enter a NEW GOLDEN AGE!!!

>believing that putting all your shit in a pile and thinking some dumb fool won't take it all = an understanding of economics
Uhh, freedom is pretty clearly defined. It's having options. Also, I don't know why you're so concerned about "the people" when they don't have to live off of tax money (because there is none). Why give a shit if someone wants to fuck a prostitute? It's not your business.

>thinking that letting rich landlords control everything is understanding economics.

>Another German crying about Trump.

Another German crying about Trump.

Stop crying

Have you ever actually opened up a book? Surely you can't be this retarded.
>implying rich landlords wouldn't own things without appealing to the market by making its participants happy
>the end result of capitalism is both sides doing something to improve their situation

Did you accept some of the common fascist phikosophical tenets, like "life is an eternal struggle"? What fascist literature have you read so far?

Open up a fucking book

>rich sell consumable items their employees manufacture
>buy land
>invest their money
>get more money
>buy more land
>98% land now owned by 1%
>the rest of us are forced to live like we're in Brave New World, with no saved up wealth.

>no saved up wealth
Literally your fault. You only hate capitalism because you're too fucking dumb to get ahead without government handouts.

literally none

i just fetishize the discipline of 1941 Japan and Hitler.

I love how much progress you actually make when youre disciplined.

>I love how much progress you actually make when youre disciplined.
Capitalism and private ventures have done more for humanity in the last two hundred years than collectivism has for the last seven thousand.

Another German crying about Trump.

>no saved up wealth
My family has millions saved up actually. I'm saying the system as a whole transfers resources of the 99% to the 1% more and more until all the assets are owned by the real rich.

Same desu. Wish I was a dumb brute myself, sometimes.

Wish you all the best in your future endeavors.

Stop crying.

It's just occured to me that most posters with the fascist flag are trolls.

We can make it famalam

Maybe that's because the magical 1% you speak of are either insanely good or receive tax money from the state?

I'm talking about in a free market economy where the state doesn't give people money. So it's due to them being "insanely good" which is why we the 99% have to vote in socialists.

Sorry but your specifications are for antifa

>punish the most successful and intelligent people in a society by forcing them to pay for dipshits to live without trying, simultaneously degrading and discouraging success and promoting retardation and degeneracy

>that one good ancap who doesn't know the rest of his friends are retarded

Considering the sucessful and intelligent people existing is making us poorer yes that's what should be done.

How are they making you poorer? Do you envy their situation so much that you think yourself into poorfaggotry?

Don't care about fucking prostitutes (although it is wrong, turning the women of your nation into whores is not wholesome). I want traditions and ethics enforced through propaganda. The government doesn't have the right to be in your bedroom. I can assure you a fascist state in america would have LESS LAWS than we have now.

>Freedom is having options.
you want the freedom to smoke meth and nut in trannies assholes. End your family tree of great men as a selfish degenerate because you wanted to give into your base desires. Shame on you.

I just explained retard, by buying up 99% of the assets.

Well, the freedom to do those things, not that I would, is a result of abolishing the state. We don't do it for meth and hookers, we do it for economic freedom and the opportunity to not be assraped by an incompetent leader.

In voluntary transactions through appealing to the market.

I think he is speaking in regards to rich people propogating money off of poor people.

The concept is brash but uncontrolled captilism can lead to people brandishing certial horseshoe philosphies where 1 person completely believes they deserve more than another person=they don't deserve as much as me.

Rich people stay rich in an enclosed environment by purposely making the pools of money (new money) go into their bank accounts. Which is why debt is rising. And trickling economics was a way to make sure that they could do it without being punished.

Thats socialism/communism/welfare state. FASCISM is a state moderating the free market to make sure what they produce benefits the nation. There is a cap on wealth and workers are paid a living wage. It's a lot like Sup Forums actually... a free market of idea that is regulated by mods. Sup Forums would be a mess without mods... Sup Forums without mods is AnCap and that means shitty slide threads rise to the top and we all become reddit.

Debt=real money

People want to get rich so fast they are willing to put the whole country in dept to the point where the state owns everything. But if the state is sanctioned by legislation what does that mean? People with money perpetrate the idea that since the are proletarian that they are "good". Anyone who takes advantage of this system deserves to drown in their wealth.

And so it shall be. Drowing in debt.

It's not voluntary for me. I never agreed to live in this capitalistic society where the rich own everything.

You never agreed to be born, so why don't you kill yourself?

Just kill yourself, weeaboo faggot.
One who consumes anime and associates it in ANY way with politics, is a moron and should be killed. Dirty weeb faggot.

You can have all that shit under Fascism my brother. You and most of Sup Forums don't understand what it is unfortunately. It is organic to each nation, so yeah, america would still be pro gun and free market as fuck, lower taxes etc. There would just be a state enforcing that shit so it can never be eroded like it's being now under (((democracy)))

Instinct

You really need to fucking stop with the weeaboo shit, i fucking hate you.

>a kekistani thinking capitlism is bad

This goes to show the short burst of power DAS JUDEN have on manipulating people. People who spout our autistic memes have been appropriated and have lost meaning. Now they are self depricating. Das juden defiled kekistan before it could become a state.

This.

I shouldn't have to serve a "nation." Come up with a more ethical and less collectivist system please.

You do realize the Jews are the ones who benefit the most of capitalism right?

Laws arise from a collectivist society.

>Jews benefit from capitalism, so we should replace it with a system where everybody starves equally.

No, replace it with a system that enriches everyone.

Describe such a system. I want to know how this shit works beyond the fact that it doesn't.

Free market capitalism was propagated as an individual money laundering system for globalisation.

>It is organic to each nation, so yeah, america would still be pro gun and free market as fuck, lower taxes etc.

Are you actually retarded or intentionally lying?

I hope you realize that we wouldn't even need national borders if we got rid of the state because there wouldn't be region-wide conflicts and taxes to leech off of.

You can only enrich people's lives of they work with the system. If you actively fight it without reformation then you are the cancer killing it.

The system can work if given the correct regulations. But that is mincing words. It takea a fucking court to try and figure out the exact meaning of the constitution. What makes you think a bunch of fukwits could really prop up a system that can't be manipulated.

There is a reason jews have been kicked out of nearly every society they have been in.

You're right. You're only on this planet to serve yourself with porn and bigmacs because you have no connections to the rest of humanity and you are not apart of the universe. FASCISM enforces individual rights, free enterprise and property rights. There is a such thing as a "good" state. It just depends on how it is used, the use of FORCE can be used for good brother. We are SHEEP and must be PROGRAMMED into being honorable men with integrity. It's unfortunately how the world works.

>microdick
>Manlet
>can't swim or drive
This has to be bait.

Ancap only really works out if individualism was actually discreet.

You live in a world where people are ACTIVELY trying to force their opinion on you. Almost streamlined 24/7.