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Probably 3 if im at full energy

I'd like to see how tall he is before making a guess.

At once? 4 maybe 5? One on one I could probably take 7 in a row before being very tired.

This but it depends on if they're armed and also

all of them

at least 15

atleast a thousand. we're talking about a literal skeleton

About 10 I'd say to be sure

WATCH OUT NAHTZEES!

Depends how chickenshit they are, if they're skittish you can separate even a semi-large pack, and if they lack cohesion as a group they're just going to be a disorganized mob desperately trying to keep arm's-length away from you while throwing ineffectual jabs at your back. You could kill like thirty of these things.

looks like an actor from the staged holocaust pics

I'm not very strong plus a womanlet

I could probably take five

Honestly about 4 if they all came at once.

Tall just means they're easier to trip. Try to trip a midget. Shit's impossible.

simple; how many could I bench
probably one thousand skeletors

Too man6 unknowns. Are we armed? Do we have armor? Are they going to fight all at the same time, or one by one like ninjas?
I think I could take 3 at the same time. 6 to 9 if they fight one by one.

without energy like 2
frustrated and irritated 5

someone post that webm of him doing squats

interested in how you learned this

5 easy

3? You could take out at least 3 by just calling them a fag.

i'd be legitimately scared of contracting aids while fighting one of these

I think I could take about 6 of these if I had eaten some oats and if I was angry enough.
I don't even think his hits would register

6grazillionnn

Depends on what time I get up and go to bed. 6:00 AM - 9:30 PM? I could average about 15, 20 an hour, minus an hour for lunch break. There's just no way I could lose to anyone that frail, and no way it would take longer than a couple minutes to make sure they wouldn't wake up again.

Genuinely ~15 at once
The avocado specimen is so lethargic and insecure with his body that I would just tear through his flailing flurry of slaps and 1 punch KO each of them...

1 at a time, probably get tired after 100

>tfw I'm about this skinny

I eat all the time, but I never seem to gain weight. I don't have a gallbladder so whenever I eat fatty foods, I just shit it all out.

How get big Sup Forums?

6? 7 maybe?

real answer in a pack 20 .. one on one 100

You need to get /fit/ apparently

>Fighting someone with aids

lift, jog, eat protein.

Eat shitloads of cereal, like 3 huge bowls a day, shits pure sugar.

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No amount of them could deal any damage to me unless they were willing to pick one up and use that ugly noggin as a battering ram

look at his flag. 3 might be too many

>new guy in school
>a midget
>try and fuck with him
>try and trip him
>it doesn't work, but he trips in his own feet when chases us, so we get a laugh anyway
>midget gets suspended for screaming and swearing because the security guard (my friends' football coach) wouldn't do anything against us

High school was so much fun, I miss it.

>break glasses
>he can't see shit

Could probably take 4 or 5 of him

>don't have a gallbladder

???

>How get big Sup Forums?

You're kinda fucked but go for brotein and carbs I guess. You should be able to gain even though you need some fat you'll probably get a little bit of it with your protein sources.

I'm picturing them running around like ostriches

That is truly an unfortunate face.

2, MAYBE 3
I'm not confident in my martial abilities

no, you would get diccd down, fucking slut

0, I'd run like hell. God knows what kind of diseases that thing is carrying

How tiny is that thing

>mad at someone who probably lost 500 pounds and saved his life through healthy eating

no fap eat more food lift fuck joggin your allready to skinny

6 million

lol 5'6 detected

how do you have a double chin at 90lbs

tfw 5'10 and 140 lbs. It would be a dirty fight that would end as a toss up really.

Do strength exercises.

Post your tits

This any real man with basic tactics and experience will Sparta the fuck out of them

like 5 or 6 my dude

That's like asking how many sheep could you slaughter in a day.

I think they'd all just break down in tears, curl into the fetal position and wait for death once you curb stomped one or two of them, then it would just be a matter of pacing yourself.

Theoretically I'd say I could kill a few hundred before I had to sleep.

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You think you're eating enough but you're not. I had the same problem dude and the fact was I was simply just not eating enough.

Get mass gainers, eat a fuck ton of wholesome foods, and lift weights. I went from 114 lbs to 175 lbs at 5'10, took a long time but there is hope for us skellies.

lol, why are all cross fit and weightlifters tiny?

3-4 depending on how I feel this day

Yeah a tough female definitely could but tits or get the fuck out

But he is armed, can't you the cannons of arms that he has

>btw I'm a girl

>tfw boxer

maybe five or six hundred before I started tiring, then another few hundred before I was spent, lie down for a bit to recharge, not like they'll be able to do any damage anyway

although if any of them had knives I'd run the fuck away

midgets are pretty tough and strong for their size

he's at a grocery store. the standard height of those vegetable stands would be very specifically designated by social engineers to achieve the best potential interest to shoppers (if it's a Walmart at least).
I'd estimate he's somewhere between five to five and a half feet tall. also he doesn't have the mass for a face that bulbous, it's most likely a reaction to something he has an allergy to but doesn't realize it.

Probably just one of him. He seems pretty hardcore in that squat video. Never seen anyone squat that much weight before. I'm shaking in my boots.

This nigga wants armor to fight chicken little

post your teetays

pour maple syrup on your feet you filthy leaf whore!

DANCE, DANCE I SAY!

bitch ass shoes, pants, hat, and squats

Lol yeah lanky fagglets are basically tortoises

Holy fuck I can't unsee that.

>he

Assuming at once
Blood thirsted hive minded? 4-5 max especially if they bite

Normal ones maybe 10

>cross fit
Because they're a literal meme. Although some can be pretty lean.

>weightlifers
>tiny
What? What """weightlifters""" are you referring to?

Anadrol and test

>5' 10"
Could have just hung yourself and saved all that effort

Yeah, that's because they're like small english bulldogs.

Sober about 15. Pissed out my face 22

This is how all girls work out at the gym

>him

>hides his flag

Don't speak to me, coward.

few dozen

>his

haha, Serbia is rural surburban retard area

Only one. I could take on a few more if only they wouldn't run off like pussies after only one of theirs gets snapped like a twig

indeed, for that is a mentally ill woman

better question, how many Ze's does it take to bring down an average Sup Forums browser.

Even better, what is average Sup Forums browser?
6' 195 lb male with moderate muscle mass.

To all asking wtf's wrong with it - that's a ftm, so it kinda makes sense it's proportions are all kinds of fucked.

How do I type out an infinity sign, you bunch of nerd virgins?

I'm guessing 4 or 5 at the same time.
One by one? maybe 10

I imagine someone that knows how to fight could easily add a zero to those numbers

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ffs lol
Is that just the bar?

low center of mass

Can I bring an axe?

Either way, it is gayer than 5 dudes fucking 4 dudes.

haha, shitposting behind a Hippie flag. So funny, are you a leaf?

I wouldn't try. I don't want to catch aids by getting their blood on my.