>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
bout an hour ago, a 7 year old armed with a knife tried to rob somebody. All streets are now in the process of being re-opened after the gay-ass pride parade
David Edwards
>Belmont st. re-opened >immediately people start fighting in the middle of the street
Never change, Chiraq
Eli Rogers
keys checked.
Tyler Powell
What are the bad neighborhoods in Chicago? I have to go to crestwood on business & you guys are really scaring me here.
Jeremiah Bennett
Don't drink from a tap, but you don't need to worry about crime. I wouldn't drive due East, though.
Christopher Flores
>shots fired from a tan Cadillac that fled
Jeremiah Rodriguez
What happens if I drink from the tap? Lead poisoning? Jardia? Some third thing?
Hudson Wood
The mayor was saving money by drawing water from a well that was known to be contaminated with some kinda toxic runoff.
Aiden Kelly
>The mayor was saving money by drawing water from a well that was known to be contaminated with some kinda toxic runoff.
Jayden Davis
I drank hose water a couple time this year too in chicago, still kicking dont worry.
Pretty much like what actually happened with Flint's water then? And I'm calling it now, when people inevitably start getting sick from it, it's going to be whitey's fault.
Nathaniel Morgan
Crestwood is like 92% white.
Still, its different. Flint tried to save money by using good water from a different source, but because the Ph was radically different it killed the biofilm that kept lead from leeching out of the pipes. Crestwood was criminal.
John Cooper
As a person who lives in chicago. Going west from the loop at night is asking to be shot.
Going below the Museum of Science & Industry at night is asking to be shot.
Don't go near englewood past 6 pm, and if a nieghborhood looks sketchy, it probably is.
Logan Clark
>five teens that were on the property >he's detaining three of them
Jace Nelson
so people ask why is Chicongo such a shit hole in these threads, here is why. And oh by the way, things are about to get real fun in all of Illinois on the 1st of next month, because that is when the new state budget is due, and they haven't had one in 3 years. Want to bet they won't have one for a 4th year?
>bald male hispanic with a gun pushing a child's bicycle
Levi Bailey
>Wife is traveling for work >Flight gets delayed, then canceled >Work buys her another ticket >Flight arrives at 10:30pm >At fucking Midway >Bad accident on the Kennedy >Fuck it, I'll make my way to Ogden >Get pulled over in Lawndale >Carrying a gun >Surprisingly, everything goes fine >Don't even get a ticket
Its not that bad. I mean, it would suck to walk, but if you pay attention to your surroundings and aren't shy about shooting someone if something happens its manageable.
Isaac Ramirez
>jaw was spit open
Charles Flores
been waitin for this to come through :) kek!
Aiden Jenkins
Not many murders these days, eh?
Gavin Taylor
>five black teens with a basketball throwing rocks at cars >17 year old female hit by 42 year old male
Jonathan Nelson
It is a bit chilly here today. Feeling more like Chiberia than Chiraq
Jaxon Martin
Templar Robert back again. Is our nemesis male black still dealing crack and throwing kids in the sewer?
Evan Bailey
I love getting high and listening to this
Noah Cook
Five so far this weekend.
Ian Diaz
How hot is it in chicongo tonight
Gavin King
Homeless male white neets
Brandon Young
64°
Blake Diaz
>boyfriend refusing to turn kids over The fuck, you leave your kids with a boyfriend...of-course there no fathers.
Julian Jenkins
Body snatcher called when
Jordan Sanchez
Ambalamps
Blake Hill
>missing 6 year old
Nathaniel Wood
>6yo girl missing >was asleep an hour ago, mom just discovered her gone.
Jason Ortiz
...
Leo Hughes
Robert checking in > industrial alarm > atomic transportation
Wat
Levi Brown
Crestwood is a suburb, it isn't bad. It's by no means nice, but it isn't too much of a shithole. I live a couple suburbs over.
Brandon Gutierrez
1915 robert 10-4
Adrian Sanchez
>Treyana That's a crime in and of itself
Brandon Williams
>trayana wayborn >The fucking names never end. Chanting profit was by far the best name so far
>male black last seen wearing crocks.
Carson James
shots fired, shots fired
Jaxson Campbell
walking dog without leash
Jordan Robinson
Stop the train because somebody passed out on the tracks
Nolan Diaz
is this live?
Adam Peterson
Maybe, we rights should just give up?
Noah Nelson
yup
Brandon Lee
...
Jaxon Young
Illegal cig sales
time to chokehold him
Jackson Peterson
EYE CAIN BRAYF
Sebastian Cruz
noice >pic related
Daniel Rivera
>male black name buttler mcgee (last name?)
God damn it, we need to have someone approve this shit before we end up with "Honda slurpee"
Ethan Hughes
Butler McGee isnt bad.
I actually had a student named syphilis
Jaxon White
These name are no longer capable of surprising me.
>man shot in front of the house
Julian Morales
>male in his underwear passed out on the grass
Joseph Cooper
Robert is currently charging. Will be ready soon.
Chase Flores
Chicongo is hell on earth
Gavin Nelson
>male hispanic got kneecapped
Zachary Ramirez
Shots
Ian Barnes
>male white on the ground intoxicated >at 10:43 on a Sunday
Brandon Garcia
Caller is a snitch
Elijah Cruz
If you've ever watched the show "Shameless" it's actually a pretty accurate depiction of some areas of Chicago.
Nathan Nelson
...
Liam Jackson
>person shot at 5-2 and Western
Daniel Taylor
>person on a bike was hit by a car
Ayden Rivera
The south-south Chicago is bad, but not bad as Englewood or the West Side. Crestwood is a town with a moderate amount of crime, but as others pointed out, 92% white.
Connor Morgan
>gf is high and just took off in the caller's impala
Jonathan Adams
Kid I used to hang out with a bit in high school with got arrested for armed robbery for sticking up the crestwood gamestop with his cousins, shit was great when I heard about that.
But really, Crestwood isn't bad at all, it's Robbins right next to it that's the problem. All black city, it was founded because one of the cities didn't want niggers in it.
Another kid I grew up with and used to be over at my house all the time burned down 6 buildings in pilsen, one with a guy still in it.
Dylan Lopez
>gang fighting outside >now hearing shots
Alexander Foster
jungle fever going on?
Jackson Reyes
>there's a lot of guys out here >something about observing them safari
William Harris
>5 shots
Jackson Lewis
rip
Alexander Roberts
RIP
Julian Peterson
Just sat back down who bought it?
Sebastian Perez
>teens
Henry Clark
dindu nuffin got dispatched ...
also dindus being dindus, also screaming
Anthony Collins
>guy shot in the hand at holy cross >being help along with the two people who brought him in related to the DOA
Alexander Bennett
Crestwood isn't really bad at all. Even Robbins is quiet. Plus, there's Dwayne Wade's house right there on Pulaski
Connor Young
>caller was punched in the face at a restaurant >refused EMS
Brayden Martinez
>punched in face >refused ems >teens fighting
Mason Garcia
>threatening suicide, intoxicated >not wanting to ride with her
Landon Mitchell
>intoxicated daughter threatening to kill herself what's new?
Parker Green
>lupe is in a minivan with her drunk suicidal daughter >doesn't feel safe driving with her
Jayden Hernandez
...
Adam Rogers
Chicago's EMS services aren't very popular. Praise KEK.
Luke Jones
>swerving into oncoming traffic
Dominic Smith
no one (or barely anyone) worth saving
Ian Rodriguez
>male on the ground having a seizure, they requested police
Dylan Robinson
>someone fell on the ground, having a seizure F
Justin Hall
>male hispanic attacking people with a bat
Nicholas Myers
>take a look at the fireworks must be quite a sight
also shot fired
Robert Bell
>person shot in the hand
Jacob Bell
>aggressive male black panhandler punched caller's car after they refused to give him money
Ryan Reyes
>the crowd is now growing from three people to ten people >still unknown weapons
