Convince me to care about your politics

convince me to care about your politics

no

birb

why would I care what a leaf thinks?

birb

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why would it matter what you think why would winning you over matter - it doesn't because you don't

what if I told you everything you've ever been told was a lie?

fuck off pleb

convince me that a caged bird doesn't sing as sweet

My politics are the best
They are Hiuuuge
I love pariquites, when i'm president everyone will love pariquites

it would mean you need to stand for something, which you probably never will. So sage

Politics is the art of state gestion, caring about others politics is half the battle

"Know your enemy, before knowing yourself" - Sun Tzu - Art of War

Or some shit like that

go back to school, confucius.

depends on what you intend to do with that knowledge. If you have no consideration of involvment of any kind - „my politics“ (this is quite an obscure term to begin with) is irelevant to you on smaller scale of all things.

Well, for starters, everything IN politics ultimately effects you in some way, so there's that.

>convince me to care about your politics

We have a HUGE fucking military to protect us from invasion and conquest.

We have sluttier girls.

Leave this board please.

Convince me not to fuck your mouth.