how can i improve my mood lads? I just feel so unmotivated and unfulfilled. Also, EU people who've been in the country now have "settled" status and get to stay
Aiden Gutierrez
nth for shagging diane abbo
Logan Allen
*kisses your lips* Mwah~
Alexander Morgan
I like you.
Jackson Cooper
don't be a poof
Nathaniel Anderson
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Jason Ward
I didn't do anything wrong, though.
Caleb Torres
Does anyone know of a resource where I can sort the 2017 election by parlimentary districts that had the highest percentage of tory voters?
Grayson Phillips
brit/pol/ is successful. We need kraut/pol/!
I want up to date details from anons about how that country is falling apart and how they literally cannot help themselves from destroying Europe.
Brody Anderson
uuuh, feel sick.
Jayden Roberts
Go for a run, stop wanking, get earlier nights, go out with some mates
Austin Peterson
If you click on a constituency on that link i gave you in the other thread it should show a map in the bottom right corner m8
Ethan Murphy
the goberment have imported more renters
really makes me think
Jose Campbell
>how can i improve my mood lads? I just feel so unmotivated and unfulfilled
I know its a meme and a cliche, but exercise helps loads.
Ride a pushbike to a local large water park and feed the birds or something.
Jacob Lewis
have a fucked knee, no i like wanking before i go to sleep, I suffer from Insomnia and I have no friends.
Andrew Walker
Brilliant idea, let's give teenage workers £10 an hour, make sure they don't want to go back to school and live a complacent life in their bedroom rents with their video games. Makonnen, Jamal, Amir and Pajeet can go to the university instead :-)
The excel data is usually available to download with a bit of googling
try "uk general election 2017 data download"
William Garcia
Stop wanking. Get a cycling machine if you knee can handle it, much less pressure on it than in running. Go to the Doctor and get some sleeping pills, and stop using your phone from an hour prior to going to bed until you get up. Got a job?
Dylan Bennett
i occasionally take my doggo out for a walk, he can't walk for long though as he's old and starts to slow down after a while. I'm not super fat.I should probably just cut down on the carbonated drink and focus on water and do my crunches in the morning.
Aiden Bennett
the highest tory votes are rich rural areas in the southeast. They normally get 60-70% there
Liam Myers
>and stop using your phone from an hour prior to going to bed until you get up Can we end this meme once and for all? It's either the same person or a bunch of fags who watched one self help meme video and try to pretend they/he knows what they're talking about.
Angel Kelly
Yeah, I'm hoping for more of a spreadsheet of results. I appreciate these interactive maps and all but I really wish there were some comprehensive easily accessible results by district.
Daniel Campbell
I have one of them elliptical things that I use a few days a week.
I just did a week of no fap. Not gonna say it was magic but fapping is a lot more fun still. It's like I'm rediscovering stuff like, "Oooh I wan to fap to that next!" Just be careful for your hard drive because if you still look at porn on Sup Forums but don't fap then you're gonna start saving galleries of porn. Kinda neat that pictures that aren't hentai are fun again.
Disarming a nation should be considered an act of treason.
Kayden Long
If we can take a brief pause from stories of how fat you are and what do/do not wank over can we have a discussion/more sources on this:
Jeremiah Taylor
>crunches
Sit ups and crunches are meme exercises.
Your abs have 3 layers, and they are all connected to your ribcage and pelvis in different places. Sit ups do so little to the network of core muscles, I reckon the tension created when doing push ups is better for your core than crunches.
Nathan Butler
Not with my daily Marmite sandwiches lad, I'm all good from a nutritional perspective. Expect to live til AT LEAST 150.
Try the DownDog app - it's free, and you can do yoga from the comfort of your own home and not worry about accidentally farting in the session or getting a hard-on looking at the arse of the fit middle-class girl in tight leggings in front of you.
Landon Lee
EU army? That's why they imported all the refugees. Free soldiers.
Jacob Watson
I wonder how this fits in with lefties' "build bridges not walls" mantra
The establishment they wanted us to remain a part of is intent on building an army. So much for bridges.
Thanks for all the election help. Being born American was a mistake, if I ever went outside the sun would never set on the British empire.
Dominic White
>Try the DownDog app - it's free, and you can do yoga from the comfort of your own home and not worry about accidentally farting in the session or getting a hard-on looking at the arse of the fit middle-class girl in tight leggings in front of you.
Just looking at some programs on youtube.
Nathaniel Thompson
You must be genetically British anyways if you think this way.
Josiah Walker
7 days no weed lads >psychological withdrawals mostly abated >everything is dull and uninteresting now How do I fill the weed shaped hole in my life lads?
Aiden Green
have sex you virgin
Ethan Flores
That reminded me of the fit slag who sat in front of me at school. Always had a whaletail. Made reading to kill a mockingbird hard
Jason Sanders
That's a decent start too - I prefer the app because the order is a bit more randomised so you get different routines each day, but YouTube yogis are a good way to get into it.
Parker Fisher
Doesn't it make you really stupid? Like it burns loads of brain cells? I keep hearing these stories of people smoking loads of weed and it doesn't add up
Blake Parker
Any EU citizen on benefits can fuck off. If you are here to work and pay taxes that's ok. No Spongers needed.
Eli Adams
poles and lithos can stay romanian gypsies can get deported desu
Andrew Reyes
>How do I fill the weed shaped hole in my life lads?
I've taken breaks from smoking weed for years, taking breaks is good but I still smoke it. I find that the humdrum straightforward predictability of everyday life creates it's own brain fog and smoking a bit of weed is like putting your brain through a washing machine.
Smoking everyday or too often is bad though.
Matthew Cruz
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Parker Lopez
Accepting the fact that life is dull and uninteresting.
That's both a shit idea and a shit use of trips.
Jack Brooks
I think I am half British according to my grandparents photo albums, my other half is Japanese for sure. So there is some mix of imperialism vs imperialism.
Joseph Cooper
What does Peter say about he fact the government of this country grows weed for medicine?
Andrew Lopez
IMMORAL
Andrew Harris
I know brit/pol/ thinks it's above this sort of thing, but nice quads
Ethan Barnes
I agree, fellow Brit
Blake Smith
it is to increase inflation because the prices for good will rise. corbyn wants inflation because he wants an economic crisis, a recession and turmoil in society. £10/hour for a saturday job will be the destruction of britain
No surprise to anyone who follows this, it's been in works for years despite their denials, Trump's justified scepticism about NATO has added a sense of urgency. It's another example of the how the EU has been built on secrecy and dishonesty. It will only work as a fighting force if the French take the lead.
Ayden Watson
thanks brevikbro
Hunter Roberts
Most of what the european union does is a response to the weakness of individual governments. Especially democratic weakness.
After the popular resistance toward the iraq war and libya intervention and the total failure of western govs to topple Assad, leaders across the eu have realised that the only way to maintain the authority to use troops is to isolate that authority from the eu populations.
Daniel Morales
>@SkyNewsBreak 49s ago >Grenfell Tower fire response team: £1,450,730 distributed to affected families so far & 140 hotel placements made for those living in tower
Still no death toll update..
Cameron Bailey
I did yoga for six months before deciding it wasn't for me, some people swear by it though.
Jeremiah Jenkins
I'm calling this out now as fake and staged
Xavier Walker
they're carefully deliberating whether it's better to release a smaller number and have a minimised reaction, in which case why even bother doing it? or release a larger number and have people question why there were so many unaccounted for people in the tower
David Garcia
*blocks your path*
Logan White
If he were really knocked unconscious because of a blow to the head then I'd be more inclined to believe it. If he lives in an all white area where he's the odd brown egg out then I'll be more inclined to believe it
Nolan Ortiz
Have a leisurely breakfast, go to the gym, lunch, perhaps read or go for a walk, go for a swim, make dinner, faff about on here for a bit.
Bentley Myers
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Thomas Morgan
So important to cut those fizzy drinks out. I'm doing it at the moment. I moved from fizzy drinks to sparkling water.
Caleb Brown
To be fair, when I was a manager at McDonalds we were specifically instructed to hire kids. Minimum wage back then for an under 18 year old was like £5. We weren't allowed to admit it, but unless we absolutely needed an adult to work past midnight, we would hire kids. Why pay someone £6.90 an hour when we can hire a kid to do it for £5? It was only McDonalds too, so it's not like skill or experience mattered.
I suspect lots of places that hire kids are the same.
Ian Williams
Lord Beerus, destroy it
Juan Hall
>didn't see or hear the attackers >they didn't steal anything >cliché graffiti that quotes Katie Hopkins and has a typo >same town where Thomas Mair killed whatsherface
Literally the sort of crime that would be dreamt up by Guardian journalists
Oliver Lee
And there's nothing wrong with this either - 16 year olds don't need loads of money when education is still free until you're 18. My first pay packet had me on £4.96 an hour and I was fucking ecstatic to be getting £210 a month for a couple of shifts a week, I'd never known money like it.
Jordan Lewis
The ending of the Anglo-Japanese Alliance of 1902 was a historic mistake, leading to disaster for both countries.
Landon Peterson
If you refuse to pay your TV licence, you can be sent to prison.
Where, ironically, you'll get plenty of BBC.
Hunter Allen
He said he was drilling out in the back garden which would explain why he didn't hear anything. The tweet seems like complete horseshit though and I wouldn't be surprised to find a receipt for spray cans in his pockets.
Josiah Reyes
Hey, imam, watcha doin?
Christian Ramirez
you dont even need to pay the licence if a inspector knock on the door tell them to fuck off i dont have a tv and close the door they have no power to go inside
Adrian Morris
A statistical anomaly. Literally every other non-white is underrepresented in the British Army.
Brody King
Only problem is you can clearly see my TV through the front door. When you cancel your licence you can give a formal statement to say why you don't need one, does anyone know if they still come round and check?
Easton Anderson
Only if you actually watch telly As if there's anything worth watching in the current year
Owen Cruz
Just say you don't watch live TV.
Nolan Ortiz
"i use it for my xbox"
Jace Morales
This, the BBC is just diversity central, they even managed to ruin Doctor Who which was the only thing I watched on there.
Parker Green
gold
Cooper Bailey
There has been zero confictions of people not paying their tv licence, except when people just admit it when asked.
Jaxson Davis
Supermarkets stopped doing this, for some reason.
In the mid-2000s everyone had a job in a supermarket while in school, but now there's maybe one 16 year old at the youngest.
Gavin Rogers
>"I don't watch live TV" >"mate I can clearly see the football on behind you >"...that's FIFA 18"
Hudson Williams
I work in a supermarket and we've never had anyone under the age of 19 doing night shifts. Plenty of 17-18 year olds who work on checkouts, though.
Justin Ortiz
The Last Kingdom is pretty based and 99% white
all the primary characters are white and only a few background extras even look vaguely non white, like italian or north african.
Evan Collins
Are Owen on sky news right now.
Nicholas Harris
Now they're all asian
Nathan Evans
Was it confirmed that those blueprints that were released were legit? Four flats with four bedrooms per floor? as i honestly thought it would be more like 8 flats with two bedrooms per floor.
Realistically thats probably 20-25 people a floor, if you consider a couple in one room and two kids in another.
At around 20-25 floors. Thats prob 500-600 in the block, If 50% died its easily around 250-300 dead people.
Does anybody know how many survivors there are/were?
Colton Carter
>King Cuck on Sky News >took him 8 seconds to say "homophobic"
Yes, I actually counted
Lucas Cruz
Off she goes! How does it feel to still have one of the best navies in the world? (fuck off americans, you've lost two boats in the last year in collisions.)
Jack Kelly
I also do this, I don't even say I don't have a telly, I just shut the door on them. They can see the telly through the window, but it doesn't matter - they'll only prosecute if they've got an admission under caution.
