Look what started sea trials today?

How can euro cucks compete with us anglos?

Us anglos make the best machines of war hands down!

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Careful, boy, wouldn't want to have another "accident"

You sure about that?

beautiful

us, as in we, anglos as in english or british or whatever fuck fuck you are.

learn to read the language of your fucking country

>blocks your path

Hey, not gonna lie, no memes here at all but that is a pretty aesthetic design. Good job Brits, you guys sure know your ships.

>A

>FUCKING

>RAMP

Redpill me on dual bridged aircraft carriers pol

Why are other countries all about the "ramped" carriers?

Aerospace and weapons manufacturing are actually two industries that we're not a complete fucking embarrassment in.

it allows 9/11 to be reenacted on the high seas

>Kamikaze aims for bridge
>Gets confused because there is two
>Flies through middle of them, crashes into ocean
>Ship suffers no damage

One bridge for ship stuff the other for flight stuff, more streamlined less cluttered. And a ramp for sick fucking jumps.

Going down to see her in an hour or so.

why does it have a ramp?

So for redundancy reasons? Are Brits this concerned with Russian supersonic anti ship missiles?

did you heard that anecdote with murricans paying a milion dollar for R&D to develop a pen that can draw in zero G and russians just used pencils?

This is kind of same principal, murrica just has dosh so thier AC are quite huge, english, gook and vlad carriers are smaller and more compact so the cheapest way to 'virtually' lengthen the runaway for start-up lift is just to build a ramp.

This is oversimplification but you get the idea.

Because taking off at 45° gives best chance to not crash in the ocean

Why not do a sweet ass 120 ft high loop brah

because physics

>us anglos
>anglos
try scottish, you plonker
as usual, we're the only ones who do anything of note. this is why you annexed us. fuck you

Ya you do!!!! Hail Hitler!!!!

>a ramp
that's nice, now take your toy somewhere else

would be nice to have some planes we've already paid for to fly off it.

*scares at You Americans*

>that kike schnoz on the bow

For aesthetic reasons too I'm sure.
quora.com/Whats-the-purpose-of-the-dual-control-towers-on-the-new-Royal-Navy-aircraft-carrier

>not wanting a ramp on his boats
Further proof the Yanks are falling behind global trends. At this rate, they'll be bared from the cool kids' table by 2020.

Didn't you kilt niggers get annexed back when you were still swinging claymores and drunkenly blowing into sheep stomachs? And no, I don't mean last Friday night, you alcoholic barbarians. The only good thing that came out of annexing Scotland was Prima Nocta, you literal cucks

The Anglos are the object, not the subject. You (hopefully) would not say "How can eurocucks compete with we."

they shall make fine additions to spread the will of allah

then Russians short circuited their instrument panels with pencil shavings floating around the cabin and had to buy the American genius pen anyway

For the last time, England, we will not join you on pursuing global trends such add islamization, ramped aircraft carriers, and homosexuality.
The rest of the world is almost always wrong

You could retro fit planes with discarding tank treads to handle the g forces

Holy fuck, that made me kek out loud.

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>best machines of war
>waiting for superior American war machines

>a fucking ramp

^THis

this doesn't matter, im not saying one solution is a better than the other, im just saying its a similar situations where one desing goes for length of a runaway and sheer force of catapult and the other for cheaper solution in a form of a catapult

how you are not in NASA yet

Britannia rules the wa-
i-is... that a... ramp!!!?

A ramp cant fail but your catapult can.

beacuse the brits are to cheap to buy a catapult
dont blame them diversity costs money

>BRRRRRAAAAAAAAMMMMP

we have 2 on each carrier
and 11 carriers
with more on the way

Are you sure 'bout that, anglo-boy?

>ramp

j/k is nice bote.

gotta love us some pure british engineering

the germans made that rifle it was a piece of shit when they made it

Way! Allah! and down she burkas
Way! Allah! and down she burkas
Way! Allah! and down she burkas,
Offer our women to the Prophet.

Restore the empire when?

We are growing in strength.

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You wont restore shit.You re country is too cucked even when it comes to killing mosquitos.The shitskins will rebuild the ottoman empire using your weapons.

Thanks Umar

Nice exocet targets

isnt that the shit cruiser that keeps losing power when it sails in warm waters?

delete this

>All those railings
They must allow you bongs to drink on the ship or something

Looks comfy until you realise no internet so they can't browse Sup Forums in bed.

take back your homeland first you pathetic mudlsim

telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/12/23/rolls-royce-prepares-test-fix-unreliable-type-45-destroyer-engines/

A fix is on its way for the warm weather issue.

IIRC you get better redundancy + it allows you to place that second lift more midship for a better layout of the flight deck

It's sad when the Royal navy cant afford socks that dont have holes in them.

i think you'll find most of the F-35's are built with Italian parts.

What's that stupid piece of shit on the front of the flight deck?

You tell him Mr Confederate.
>losing homeland
>thinks about rebuilding an empire

don't the american aircraft carriers have internet?

well good luck with that also you did retire the harriers so you have no planes for that carrier do you?

Oh shit I thought we were talkong about submarines for some reason
Ahahahah

Maybe they do have internet I dont know.

"Oh Britannia,Britannia rule the waves"

it will be a submarine soon... westerners btfo...

Queen Elizabeth's brain is gonna be installed and her face will show up in the black screen on that black screen. Hail the mecha-queen !

Buying a ton of f 35's from our ameri bros

They used fat to keep it in one piece

Well... the food doesnt look great.

I genuinely wouldn't mind being a chef, but I'd be so picky about the food, because I'm a picky bastard, that I just know I'd get fired straight away. I'd reject half the ingredients and ask for alternatives, and I'd literally be sickened to have to use the ones that I don't want to.

Hopefully it works better than their escalators.

I'm going to laugh when part of the brexit divorce terms is that the EU army gets control of your aircraft carrier.

so lets see until then you will have two carriers with no planes that can launch only planes under own power that means with less weapons and fuel no AWACS and i could go on why the hell did you choose the ramp are you in such desperate need of money?

Any proof that thing can hit shit?

You did it wrong faggot

Wouldn't a design like that completely fuck up the aerodynamics of a missle?

>The emergence of the DF-21D has analysts claiming that the carrier killer missiles have rendered the American use of aircraft carriers obsolete, as they are too vulnerable in the face of the new weapon and not worth the expense.
>United States Naval Institute in 2009 stated that such a warhead would be large enough to destroy an aircraft carrier in one hit and that there was "currently ... no defense against it"
> Kinetic defenses against the DF-21D would be difficult. The Navy's primary ballistic missile interceptor, the SM-3, would not be effective since it is designed to intercept missiles in the mid-course phase in space, so it would have to be launched almost immediately to hit before reentry or from an Aegis ship positioned under its flight path. The SM-2 Block 4 can intercept missiles reentering the atmosphere, but the warhead will be performing high-G maneuvers that may complicate interception.[25]

face it... the age of the carrier... is over...

The aircraft carrier is only doing sea trials and we have a few f-35s here already for testing. It will all be together when needed.

Russia

be burger
waste 30 million on useless camouflage
build f35 which is shit and will never work
can't into metric system, use retard rollercoaster instead


topkek

fug, you're gonna lose so hard haha

It sucks cold air from the front and spits it hot from the back, thus generating tons of thrust.
Then , the missile breaks up and the warhead is plunged into the hull of the enemy ship.

oh wait is that chinese one?

Love the alibaba aesthetic. Shit looks like a desoldering tool that will probably burn down your house.

still it will be limited in capabilities you even had a design with CATOBAR even the french have one

is this boat sponsored by mountain dew?

During exercises, this one submarine managed to "sink" the USS Theodore Roosevelt plus eight of its escort ships.

does your flag come with a free dildo?

If Burgers wouldn't have been able to steal tech from Nazi germany and others they would be still picking cotton in the field haha

>living in an irrelevant country in 2017
you at least have to try, user

You're fucking a ramp

Can't use pencils in space safely. Bits break off while writing and float around the cabin, potentially causing problems with instruments and such.

Russians ended up using the same sort of pressurized pen that the Americans did. They're pretty neat, can buy them for pretty cheap.

Si the ramp a necessity because your engineers cannot engineer the catapult?