27yo NEET here. explain to me why i shouldnt get on welfare...

27yo NEET here. explain to me why i shouldnt get on welfare. im tired of being broke and having no cash to buy the latest vidya. i dont want to work a deadend job and have half my paycheck taken to pay for other peoples gibs. makes more sense to me to be on the receiving end of that equation. especially since i have no skills.

your life sounds shitty, sort yourself out.

Most welfare requires you already have a job, or looking for one

But yeah go get it, if the dumbfuck government is gonna give out gibs to everyone else, you should get it too

fuck welfare. get into crypto and be rich like me. i've lost 3k in the last 12 hours

If you are a male with no dependents you can't get welfare. You would have to get social security disability and go through a shit ton of red tape with doctors.

There is a reason there are homeless people and it is because they just don't give welfare to every lazy fuckwad

>I want to buy shit
>but I don't want to get a job, the thing that allows me to buy shit

lmfao

Because you'd make more money sucking dick.
When your hobby pays it's the path to happiness

You should. That's what white privilege is for, right?

That's not what I heard on Fox news. There are literally 100 million people on welfare eating lobster for every meal.

Go get a job you worthless trash. People who work should not be expected to help people like you. You aren't special.

>especially since i have no skills.
I started of on my local docks 4 years ago on my hands and knee's literally cleaning toilets for the engineeer's building this giant biomass plant for minimum wage. I worked, i made friends, made connections, when that job ended another door opened when the biomass plant opened, this time as a industrial cleaner, got trained up on machines etc when that job ended, another door opened for me unloading the steel ships, and now 4 years on I'm a deck hand working inside the steel ships banking the cranes unloading the steel for £11 an hour, 12 hours a day

you might not have any skills today op but who knows what some shitty job will offer you

Do it, it will be awesome for like 5 or 10 years until your a middle aged adult, alone, with nothing...youll want something to do with your life but cant else loss of gibs and no skills so youll start at the bottom where you were as a neet kid debating welfare. Maybe youll get an entry level job and wish you hadnt wasted a decade of experience sitting around playing games.

Youll reach old age with no money to care for yourself, no hope of retirement in any meaningful way. Youll look back at your life sitting in front of a screen doing nothing and look at normal people with families, homes, memories that mean something, then look at yourself, alone, broke, no career, debating going back on welfare but you sort of enjoy earning some money to do something on your own.

Its a good life go for it.

Go on indeed, search the term "trainee" start applying...get in now get experience, earn some money to have an enjoyable life later on.

>why USA is in decline : the post
also
>a fucking nigger

Do this before you burn out on games then realize you have no hobbies, nothing you can afford, and just sit around watching basic cable all day depressed and broke, too old to get an entry level job.

Sort your life out and get some discipline you embaressment

no offence but that sounds shitty

if you work 30-40 years and lose both limbs our whatever.

LMFAO the u.s isn't in decline

Holy fuck, my jimmies are literally singing

No reason to get a job man. Just stay out of the gene and then live and let live man.

>buy the latest vidya
you're mentally retarded, grow up (that does not mean renouncing neethood necessarily, just stop being a fucking child and mature in your interests).

git gud

65 for retirement? no way i live that long.

because you'll be stuck on welfare for the rest of your life. you still have time to acquire some wealth before we enter the era of energy poverty.

Those are single moms

>the u.s isn't in decline
>fash flag
one of these things is not like the other

it is, and nice meme
considering the type of work available to me id rather be broke.
>Do it, it will be awesome for like 5 or 10 years until your a middle aged adult, alone, with nothing
im already there, homeslice

>males no sense
Our market is as strong as ever, and so is our influence. We have a strong president, strong will, and a population that's half badass and half pussy

>Working for once in your shitty life sounds shitty.

I think I know why you're a NEET. Neck yourself.

I mean shit, I'm a server at Applebee's when i'm not at college. I make roughly 100 dollarydoos a day courtesy of tips. Display even a fraction of competence and you can find work, but of course displaying competence might be assuming too much from you.

>deadend job
>half my paycheck taken
Pick one. If you get a shitty job you barely pay taxes if you pay at all.

this

being a server requires no skills and can pay pretty decent

also if you stay at most places long enough you will get a chance to move into management or have the experience/connections/references to apply for management positions elsewhere

considering im not OP and have a job. You're an idiot

Maybe you should move to England?

At least he's doing something. He contributes to society, unlike OP who currently is human trash.

Ive been an on-off neet for the last 6 years and its getting tiresome. I wanna get stuff that costs more than govgibs get me so unless i wanna live like a beggar for months after the other just buy a decent pc or fucking good clothes, i gottamake money somehow. Also you cant have a working relationship without a job so the lack of stable pussy also sucks hard. Neets lack ambition and most likely self-respect , people have pets that cost more than what i have to spend on myself. Get a job, im looking for one.

when i was 20-ish i was earning about $1k a week cutting grass. When Fall semester started I had my school paid, had $ in the bank and had a great tan.

You'll get it back in spades, but you know this already

Most of your money goes to fund superhighways and the juggernaut military the US is so proud of.

Get out of the city and spend some time in nature, you will feel better.

see
If you have a shit job you get tax refunds

>live in the mental swamp
>never be happy
>always cry and be jelly about other peoples successes, no gf, nothing to show for your whole life

>apply yourself
>get job
>get skills
>earn more money
>fulfill your dreams, get gf. get family if you want

Gee, I dunno OP, which one of these life plans seems more fulfilling.

just do it nigger
while we have this uncontrolled socialism bureaucracy you should take full advantage
500 bucks a month in savings could build a life when you get your head out of your ass

>go to Germany
>tell them you are a 12 year-old Syrian refugee
>"right this way, herr refugee"
>??????
>profit

I'm in same situation. I don't want to get a job, that's boring. I just want a little money so I can keep being a neet and be comfy. These losers just keep saying "get a job" yea I don't feel like working 40 hours a week then being too tired to do anything when I could spend that time having fun or learning new things.

Dude it's not about 'don't get on welfare', it's about 'get off it'
I've been NEET for years (minus a bit on the education), you don't want to be a state dependent.
Fuck them and their dependable vote. Get yourself a job ASAP so you can be in control of your life.

How exactly am I an idiot? I'm not suggesting that i'm some high-roller, nor am I suggesting that being a server is a good endgame.

I'm saying it's a good start for someone with little work experience, and your income, while nothing special, is probably enough to live somewhat comfortably and chances are you'll get it all back during tax season anyway.

When I was a server I just claimed I made pretty much minimum wage on my taxes

>reporting all your tips

>Kekistan flag
>Unemployed

Why am I not surprised.

Don't go on welfare!!! Please work with me at Walmart on overnights, even if it's for the rest of your life.

cuck the system user, get it before it runs out because it will one day, then you can work see it as a vacation

80% of southern trash get welfare

I report my tips for integrity's sake. And seeing as I only work during the summer months/ break periods, my annual income is so low it just doesn't matter.

Of course once i'm out of school i'll have plenty of references for my actual legit job.

That doesn't make it ok. Here's your (you). Damned yankees.

im not jealous. it just that my labor is worthless.
it also pays for the social security checks of the old boomer vampires that sold us out.
this. the whole 'work your way up from the bottom' meme is practically dead now.

>but who knows what some shitty job will offer you
lmao it took you years to get to a point where you are making 11 an hour to do unskilled labor you aren't really an inspiration story

nigger females maybe

single males without children do not get welfare I swear most of you idiots ITT have to be underage retards not to know this

>I report my tips for integrity's sake
wow based! Sup Forums approved praise kek

You worked hard to get a pitiful wage and you're proud of yourself?

You worked for all those years and you still don't have shit.

get into crypto-currencies

buy decred
blocknet
iota


these 3

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thank me latter when you're rich

Get a fucking job...

>im not jealous. it just that my labor is worthless.

If you get paid for it its not worthless by default. Also, you can train yourself while having a job, get a craft, evening school, freelancing etc. No one is born with job skills.

I don't know why everyone assumes that all NEETs are necessarily government dependents. Most of us just live at home and rely on daddy's money to eat.

I feel some shame, but not enough to want to actually get a job. My real priority right now is to cultivate vegetables in the backyard in order to achieve food self-sufficiency. The way I see it, if I'm partially offsetting my own offsetting my food expenses through my own efforts, it's a good compromise which allows me to keep my comfortable NEET lifestyle.

butt coin shills gtfo

Couldn't handle being a NEET, that's why I decided to do some university units and hopefully get into a degree next year.

You honestly should end it. You are useless and have no purpose.