TURBO HAPPENING

HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS LADS!!! NASA GOING TO CONFIRM ALIEN LIFE WITHIN THE WEEK!!! GET IN HERE!!!

>Confirmed exo planets

deccanchronicle.com/science/science/260617/nasa-has-released-its-catalogue-of-exoplanets-but-what-do-we-know-about-these-worlds.html

>NASA going to leak AYYLMAOS

news18.com/news/tech/nasa-ready-to-declare-alien-life-says-hacker-group-anonymous-1443571.html

>ZETA CORPSE DISCOVERED IN PERU

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I wanna believe.

They will offer us everything if we convert to their awesome religion

Do not do it

i fucking wish, i bet its just gonna be a dude new planet discovery

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WE WUZ LMAOS and shit YO.

Unironically not believe in the ALL.
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ISHYGDDT

Faster than light travel please! I want off of this rock with too many dumb assholes.

Space muslims?

Trans-dimensional physics inbound my pedigree chum!

>anonymous

"Oh man we found a new cluster of planets that could maybe support life possibly!"

it's literally nothing.jpg

All happening threads are spam.

Pffft havnt we heard this same old crap for the past forever.

Until then, I'll believe it when i see it. Im still convinced the Earth is flat and Aliens are fake.

the ALL?

another space shill posting links to cgi nonsense

saged

Just because you don't feel upside-down doesn't mean the earth is flat

Chief of NASA says they're not, go kick rocks kid

whom do you want to believe? Its not NASA, its a banch of youtube and anonomous LARPers, pretending they know something in advance.

SAGE

Same force behind it, i.e. Satan

>he doesn't bow to the ALL

Get a load of this un-initiated fool, LOL

It's called gravity. But I guess flatfaggots don't believe in that anyway.

duvz and they reveal black aliens

there are no aliens. everything nasa says is a lie. stop fapping to star trek imaginary aliens, no green skinned slut will ever visit you and want to fuck you.

>this is what spacetards actually believe

I would laugh until I died

like the one from the kybalion? the ayys made that?

Nothing will happen. Nothing ever happens.

When will Sup Forums stop pretending to be normie tier?

We can somewhat determine an exoplanet's mass, but we have no clue how accurate our estimation is. What we can definitely can't measure is the exact atmospheric composition, yet.
So everytime someone yells alien life, it's a hoax.

thats exactly what the article would say

You cannot be serious.

This is just like Yellowstone going to erupt today isn't it

Aliens are demons. They will "teach" about evolution of consiousness and other new age bs but its all demonic doctrine.
There is no sich this as "higher self" etc.

>Muh normalcy bias

All of you interested should also watch Lloyd pyes star child lecture pretty good shit. He had a skull found in chihuahua Mexico and it has no DNA match to anything on earth. My question for any skeptic anons is it really rare for something not to have DNA comparable to anything on earth. Let alone what the skull looks like. WE WERE ANNUNAKI RAPE BABIES.

>says hacker group anonymous

There were hints about this in this "CIA" thread
boards.Sup Forums.org/pol/thread/131380590#bottom
Check out post's By this "LARPer" (Z7TuhhUS)Are these the Truth bombs you're looking for?

>this fucking thread

JTRIG on overdrive this week

Ayys are demons and the Kybalion from the three initiates is derived of Hermetic Kabbalah from the Emerald Tablets Hermes Trismegistis, which dates back to the pre-flood civilization that the watchers ruled over.

but how advanced are their memes? aliens pls respond.

>no green skinned slut will ever visit you and want to fuck you
fak u

When will NASA fess up to the 1954 treaty with the Greys?

Probably intergalactic SJWs

They are CIA-level memes, which means we can completely derail their propaganda enterprise so long as this website stays up

But I am.
Funfact, it would take more than 300 years for an alien civilization to determine the state of our solar system, if they are also using the wobble and pass-over techniques. If they just looked at us for 2-3 years, they'd think our sun only had 4 planets.

bump for justice!

I still remember the announcement of Gliece 581b or whatever the fuck it was. It was a planet in the habitable zone of a red star or some shit. That turned out to be fucking nothing...

Why can't aliens just make contact and save us from the jews?

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Trips of truth.

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Chihuahua dogs are the star children. Many native tribes worship the chihuahua. They believe that chihuahuas are 4 dimensional beings that come from beetleguise in bright pink spaceships.

>confirmed exo planets
found them before nothing new
>NASA gonna leaks ayys
>>SAYS HACKER GROUP ANONYMOUS
>Zeta Corpse
neat

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Every year NASA hypes this and every year its "an Earth-like planet was discovered 1000 light years away".

They do this to get funding.

Our nigger-tier intelligence services use remote viewing, I'm sure they would use something even more precise and reliable without having to rely on low-resolution electromagnetic wave surveillance.

You have a better chance of Yellowstone erupting

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>tfw we make contact

>tfw the first person to speak to them is a black transgender disabled Muslim because 2017

I would probably off myself desu

It would be funny if Trump was president through one of humanities greatest discoveries.

looks like an indian incest baby

its not even NASA, its some anonomous fucks without credibility who say they know something about NASA future plans because they supposedly hacked something even though there is no proof to hacking event or even the proof of the skill of these people to perform a hacking operation or the proof that NASA has some servers with plans that can be hacked to get to know them in advance. NO FUCKING PROOF to anything, but Sup Forums is so retarded nowadays that they will believe anything.

We are going to enter the warp age. Post scarcity is almost upon us.

Digits and our alien friends propel us into a whole new age of humanity

This belongs in /x/

NASA has no current probe missions looking for life, and it's currently impossible to detect extrasolar life or analyze smaller planets atmospheres through telescope.

Lol nice jew hand signal, Leonard

>implying it wouldn't be God Emperor Trump

get fucking real nigga

you pseudo science faggots are some of the worst next to full blown commies and full blown nazis and full blown faggots and full blown kikes and full blown sandniggers/slavs. Full blown tinfoilers.

S E P T E M B E R

HURRAY!
TIME FOR WAR!

>therefore the aliens are unable to look for us

OP is a fag but still

Rumors of a Government sponsored Alien hoax, have been circulating for a long time.

It would be a very interesting, tactical, propaganda move.

He never said that. That quote has been bandied about since the 90's and even reading his own biography.

He said something close but not that.

>Muh bacteria maybe

Operation Blue Beam

>hacker group anonymous

Those trips are of alien influence.

Grab em? You heterosexual right wingers have no fucken clue how this world operates

t. Cuck whose Pagan ancestors were offered everything if they converted to (((their))) awesome religion

>says hacker group anonymous
>there are (((journalists))) who actually believe (((Anonymous))) is in any way a credible source

>No green skinned slut will ever visit you and fuck you

why live

dafuq is that?

>the year trump gets elected
>the year spics btfo
>the year mudslimes btfo
>the year aliens are potentially found
could 2017 get any fucking better

R.I.P. two Bernies.

I have no doubt is the Government was losing control of the masses, and the narrative, and if they thought they could pull it off, that they would consider an Alien hoax.

Western pagan gods all stem from Phoenecia--->Canaan---->Babylon. Your gods did not grow in a vacuum.

Don't believe their lies

My body is ready

exhentai.org/g/989370/472793d882/

I was almost convinced until you mentioned that ridicoulus mummy thing. It is 100% a hoax. It is from a guy that has a history of hoaxing "alien" bodies. abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread553806/pg1

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thats all it would take to move someone in zero gravity tho

Sauce?

>hey we found a cool exoplanet that's like 3 times as big as earth but 100 times as hot :^)

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I know it's early in the day, but do you think they will be needing a British pension? We are selling ours for £240 each for life!

true, just grabbing some air next to their pocket would indeed do the trick

Pseudo-science. Nigga did you even watch those documentaries?

Some user cellphone vid posted on Sup Forums a while back. He was tripping balls. Never seen it posted twice.

and science doesn't know shit about gravity either, dumbfuck

maybe you could point out how their faces look like they're upside down on earth instead of showing a PINKEY hooking a pocket and pulling someone.. i n space....

First picture of alien life humanity will see - an ayylmao girl getting raped on the beach by 5 ayylmao sandniggers - there's only one ayylmao race, celebrate diversity, you see any borders from space of this planet you racist?!