YOU HAD ONE JOB! What do we do about the adult illiteracy problem? Apparently it's a big enough issue in western countries that when I was in highschool, it was mandatory to help some autist who couldn't read a sentence.
English has it easy. No genders, no changing verbs, no congrigating depending on subject and no accents. Other languages have upwards of thirty or forty letters and for God's sake Chinese requires you to memorise at least 2500 characters to be literate.
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>23 letters
You dum Emu there are 27 letters
I wonder what happens if you control for niggers
>23 letters
Oh you
Let me guess, the majority of them are blacks and spics, right?
Sure. Pick on the niggers again.
>14 percent of US population can't read
>14 percent of US population is black
Really toasts my toast.
gettin my foggin noggin joggin
whoops. FUCKING 26 LETTERS!!!!!
Yet another reason why only white, male property owners should get to vote.
>23 letters
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>have a school system that doesn't allow failure
>wonder why people literally cannot read
hmm really activates my almonds
> 14% of population cannot read.
> 19% if high school graduates cannot read.
The solution is clear, stop going to high school.
>tfw I can read that instantly.
Shhh. don't let the gentiles know about the secret letter.
Really gets my bullpen warming up.
Really pre-skates my hockey game.
If niggers are taken out of the equation probably 95% if spics are taken out probably 100%
I fucking love you - that made me laugh.
What was the number of illegals again?
lel, I know a (white) guy who didn't learn to read until his freshman year of college. He's bright enough but, you know, German.
about 10%
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I stopped at "top of my class in the navy seals"
Really activates my axions.
>congrigating
Wrong word
Also misspelled
Way to go moran
>14% can't read
>source: huffington post
Get your bullshit outta here
Topkek
beat me to it
>Golf Oscar Romeo India Lima Lima Alpha. Whiskey Alpha Romeo Foxtrot Alpha Romeo Echo.
gets me every time
>tfw Americans today are as illiterate as Russians in the 1930s
>14% of US population can' read
>14% od US population is niggers
my almonds are going quantum
Blame DoE and all the shit laws/bills/acts that came out in the past 2 decades that have basically fucked education and school systems up to the point where teachers just teach the tests in order to get them to pass them so they can keep their jobs rather than teaching them how to do something like reading, writing, educating themselves, etc.
What you are now seeing are these policies coming back to haunt the US and the result is an incredibly ignorant and uneducated group of people who cannot make it in the real world.
Yeah, nigs can't read. We know
>English has it easy
>no accents
Wish we did, because English spelling is a complete clusterfuck and one of the least phonemic in existence. In Spanish every letter maps to a sound, with a small number of combinations and exceptions dependent upon neighboring vowels.
>congrigating
Kek
>doesn't know about leave vs. left
Nice try, pseudo-linguist. Master your own level first, then argue about it from a place of knowledge.
>19% of high school graduates can't read
What the fuck.
Also, does this take into account the people who can't speak/read english?
Wait... Did you mean conjugating? As in verb conjugation?
>English has it easy.
by people who can't speak/read english I mean people who english isn't their first language.
This is a good question to ask leftist.
Should people that can't read be able to vote.
:^)
en.wikipedia.org
>The Census Bureau reported literacy rates of 86% based on personal interviews of a relatively small portion of the population and on written responses to Census Bureau mailings. They also considered individuals literate if they simply stated that they could read and write, and made the assumption that anyone with a fifth grade education had at least an 80% chance of being literate. Kozol notes that, in addition to these weaknesses, the reliance on written forms would have obviously excluded many individuals
>The Institute of Education Sciences has conducted large scale assessments of adult proficiency in 1992 and 2003 using a common methodology from which trends could be measured. The study measures Prose, Document, and Quantitative skills and 19,000 subjects participated in the 2003 survey. There was no significant change in Prose or Document skills and a slight increase in Quantitative attributes. As in 2008, roughly 15% of the sample could function at the highest levels in all three categories. Roughly 50% were at either basic or below basic levels of proficiency in all three categories.[2] The study identifies a class of adults who, although not meeting criteria for functional illiteracy, face reduced job opportunities and life prospects due to inadequate literacy levels relative to the requirements released in April 2002 and reapplied in 2003 giving trend data. It involved lengthy interviews of over -4.7% adults statistically balanced for age, gender, ethnicity, education level, and location (urban, suburban, or rural) in 12 states across the U.S. and was designed to represent the U.S. population as a whole. This government study showed that 21% to 23% of adult Americans were not "able to locate information in text", could not "make low-level inferences using printed materials", and were unable to "integrate easily identifiable pieces of information."
>What do we do about the adult illiteracy problem?
Get rid of niggers. Literacy rate proceeds to skyrocket.
I can read and spell really well....but not so good at grammar..
People think they type all fucked up online to be cool and do slang and it's just their culture. No, it's bc they are LITERALLY illiterate. This really blew my mind the first time I realized it.
What the, that's not the pic I posted.
I understand Kant and write with a Flesch–Kincaid level of 15-22 depending on how good my essays are.
Bite me.
This is starting to sound racist.
32 million cant read
37 million niggers
im seeing a connection here, or am i racist?
you think the spics can read engish you fucking retard? they can't even speak it. they speak spanish not even english and you think the spics know how to read better than niggers? the illiterate rate is only go up with all the spics coming
>Mind immediately implicates race but ironically disregards the fact that shill has subconsciously perpetrated racism first hand and ignored it with implicit cognitive dissonance.
Democrats are racists in denial.
no, just fucking stupid and part of the problem. if you hate niggers so much you better turn some hate towards spics otherwise your dumbass is going to die without know what happened.
spics don't even speak english and you believe they can read retard? at least niggers can speak the fucking language to a tiny degree.
In one of Peterson's lectures he says that people with an IQ less than ~85 aren't capable of literacy, which would be about 16% of the population
how many of those are illegal immigrants--who don't speak the language at all other than survival spanglish?
Nig detected
it was a troll
everyone knows the 32 million who cant read are the ones who arent pressured to fucking learn english.
look at all the companies putting spanish on all of their fucking labels. its the fucking illegals.
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>32 million adults can't read
Coincidentally the same number of illegals in the USA
>.... I'll have you know I gra-FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Why are you mad?
they can read spanish just fine user...
they arent pressured to learn english
Because I am you faggot.
>FUCKING 23 LETTERS!!
Try 26 dickface.
Can you stop replying to yourself faggot?
No
A lot of them are pretty smart, just brainwashed/ideologically committed. If we could find a way to reliably break the conditioning of leftists, we'd be FOURTH REICH NAO in a month.
gj man you showed him
no, dumb fuck. just tired of lowlife subhumans like you saying nigger at everything. spics don't even speak english and are a higher portion of the population than niggers.
spics are going to be the fucking majority demographic and you're talking about niggers? you must be a fucking shitskin subhuman spic trying to divert attention from your people.
because there's 30 million illegal spic subhumans and they're shitting out millions of anchor babies and then 2 million more spics arrive yearly from south america. THEY DON'T EVEN FUCKING SPEAK ENGLISH. they want us to learn spanish so we can talk with all the fucking subhuman spics and people are suggesting all the illiterates are niggers. no, it's fucking spics who are making the new national language spanish.
if you aren't part of the solution then you're part of the fucking problem. falsely pointing out niggers doesn't spread the word of the spic invasion
Mexico claims their people are 94% literate but they're full of shit. Remember the average IQ in Mexico is about room temperature.
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>14% of the US can't read
>blacks are 18% of the population
Really makes me think
yeah op this actually is a big problem, also the dumbing down/simplifying of our language. as language gets continuously simplified we have less words to fully express ourselves and a growing class of people whose communication skill are absolute shit tier keeping them in poverty and being herded around like sheep
Halber mensch detected
Legals are worse than illegals and they barely speak English either.
yeah dude spics are bro! bases spics man. so hard working. surely the spic subhumans with 3 iq higher than niggers can read in their own language even
Crazy coincidence. Niggers make up that 14 percent of the population that can't read. What are the odds?
well ye, mexico is 3rd world unless you live in a gated community in southern mexico where all the white people live
I can't make heads or tails of what is being discussed here...
I really should learn to read.
>be burger
>can't read
>come here for the pics
>32 million adults can't read
>14% of the population
>14% of the piopulation is niggers
Oh my God it's all starting to come together now!
>as language gets continuously simplified we have less words to fully express ourselves
Only half true. When there are fewer words, combinations and sequences of words, deviations from expected grammar, and other non-linguistic references become important. See Simplified Chinese, for example.
About 1 in 7, statistically speaking.
>14 percent of the population can't read
>13 percent of the population is black
Really activates my neurons
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Danke schön.
>illiterate
>graduate
Get these people a medal. they're fucking geniuses
Äitisi vitun poroja!
What's going on with apostrophes on plurals, or any word ending in "s" that isn't a possessive or contraction? Then you see no apostrophes, but "ies" put on words that ARE possessives.
I see signs for businesses all the time- Open late on Sunday's", "happening in several country's", "The whole families going..."...
WTF
kid yur trash
mad cuz ya didnt make it to the gay pride parade in new york yesterday?
op is a faggot
>tfw to intelligent to be illiterate
i did a research paper on illiteracy, and found that the last stats i could find it was about 50% of niggers could not read. remove those, out of the remaining 50% who could "read," about 25% were classified as 'barely literate,' which means they could not read about half of a 6th grade book.
the enormity of the problem cannot be understated. idk what the numbers were for spics, and i don't know what they mean by 'illiterate' in this study, if that just means English or in general, but most spics probably can't read english very well either. and that's not including the 15% or so of whites that can't read.
yep
remove 4th world scum, blacks and drops to 1%
Get the fuck out of here
You don't toast toast, you faggot; you toast bread
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Really noggulates my noggin
You're right, it's just less literate people.
What gets me still is whether to use apostrophes or not for the plurals of acronyms. Like DVD's or DVDs. If it's the former, only the context of the sentence would tell you whether it's a plural, a contraction, a possessive, or some combination of those.
It blows my mind that people think they're doing it ironically.
fucking kek
Nigger problem not a literacy problem.