White "people"

>Why being single at 30 forced me to get engagement photos with my cat

AS A 30-year-old man, I am getting to the point in my life when everyone my age is signing mortgages, getting married and having babies.

My journey is slightly different with a rental house of dubious quality, relationships limited to promiscuous Tinder encounters and the only bottle feeding in my life being the one fuelling my borderline alcoholism.

To say I am struggling to grasp the concept of leading the life of a functioning adult would be an understatement.

My failed attempts to act as a grown-up are frequently highlighted by the fact I have zero savings in my bank account, a dating reputation that precedes me and familiarity with the daunting 48 hour wait to get the all clear from an STI test.

I’m not saying eating nothing but oats for the past three days of the pay cycle isn’t worth making it rain during the weeks prior, but I feel the constant judgment from my conforming peers.

My shortcomings of adult life are only exacerbated by the constant barrage of posts I am subject to every time I log into any of my social media accounts.

I for one think it's a good thing white "people" are dying out and not breeding.

news.com.au/technology/online/social/why-being-single-at-30-forced-me-to-get-engagement-photos-with-my-cat/news-story/de32a3d7ff5a0b67d2246e23aa2f1d85

You should try drugs.

Disgusting normie babble

No way

You could get something old
With luggage

You can just tell that bloke is so fucking high maintenance, I bet he's turned down quite a few people because they weren't perfect.

Probably a faggot

>26
>hardcore alcoholic
>just lost my job of 7 years today because of it
>about $15k in savings
>going to the casino tomorrow to try my hand at professional poker

Wish me luck lads

You ain't gonna win shit. Drawing in action.

Jesus christ what a loser. Just marry a waifu its far more respectable.

>Wish me luck lads
Probally should go to an AA meeting on the way to the casino. It may save you a few grand...

t: alcoholic in recovery 18months.

>31 years old
>partied through most of my 20s
>broke
>dating a single mom because I'm so desperate for companionship
>she doesn't know how poor i am and will probably leave me when she finds out.

How much do you drink?

On a work night I try and be responsible and only drink 3.2% grocery store beer. So about 4 or 5 24oz cans. Then I go buck wild when I have the next day off. 30-40 beers over 16 hours or so. I only weigh 140 pounds too

At least your maybe white

I am white. Thanks, desu. You made me feel better. At least I'm not a shitskin.

You're doing better than me since I pretty much recoil from most human contact lately. The idea of even a one night stand, let alone dating, is not even a real possibility right now. Not even hideous, just incredibly burned out. All I can do is play video games and drink anymore.

that poor cat

At least you didn't get engaged to your cat.

That sounds like it would make for some rough weekends. I want to quit but there really isn't anything I can see to replace it with. I haven't taken more than a few days off in years, though it's a lot better controlled now.

Can one of you autists follow him on social media as a backburner? I wanna see his posts when the cat dies

>implying a single man at 30 is worse off than a single 30 year old woman
>no mortgages is bad, renting is bad
>you cannot live your life the way you want to
What the fuck am I reading? Who might be behind that (((news article)))?

>drawing in action
Wut.

T. 30yr old virgin

Can someone make the nigger version of this please

Any nigger older than 30 is dead or in prison.