Tfw Americans are running around terrified

>tfw Americans are running around terrified

Yeah, I can understand why too. You WISH you had a fucking ramp, but you don't and want to play around with nuclear maglevs or whatever the fuck it is. I fucking DARE you to come at our carrier, the name alone will deflect everything you send its way and then we will come for you. We will fucking hunt you down and 1812 you all over again.

That's what I thought, kiddo.

here come the Argentineans with a hot-air balloon and a giant anvil

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Curved flight decks.
They have curved flight decks!

Lets RAMP up to a war with amerisharts, they will be DE STROYED

Ramps 4 champs!

Are you kidding? I'd take a fucking shit on your ramp.

US has like 16 aircraft carriers or something, unless our carrier has some alien technology or some shit. we lose.

Americans love ramps, they need them to get into McDonald's.

no worries Kendo, this beast is Win XP powered

the shit would simple roll down and off the ramp

ramp wins every time

Such a hottie back in her day.

>ramp

Two Words: Rail Gun
Have fun with your ramp.

More like fail gun,

breaks down all the time

if only we had ramps.

I have to admit, the ramp is kinda cute in a slavic sort of way

Really bad bait user

We launch tomahawks, not Tony Hawks user

Headline in the sun:

"FIND THE BASTARD WHO SHAT ON OUR RAMP GOD SAVE THE QUEEN"

One Word: Ramp

Have fun with your dingy magnets

Blames Argentina

Deploys task force

We're allied

oh shit, wait it's almost time for new day!

>the name alone
>a bitch

Argentina can't even afford a ramp, they just have a couple of empty oil drums with a palletboard resting on top.

ITT edgy Brits thinking a stupid ramp makes them a super power

Queen Elizabeth Dickhead? good choice.

Decrypt this.

lol. awesome

Cmon America don't you wanna be cool

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We had ramps before they were cool

Why does this list, include Hms Ocean but non of the US Wasp class ships

It s the 3rd ducking time you posted this, how about you stop being proud of a piece of metal and begin to realise you re country is a sinking ship.

>windows XP

fucking advanced technology, burgers btfo

should have painted the bow of the ship white for some real patriotism

actually, i'm glad you guys have built this magnificent vessel.

as your closest ally, we're glad to see a stronger Royal Navy.

>In service: 1
>Decommissioned: 40

Why even try?

How are Americucks even supposed to compete with the BBSC (Big British Super Carrier)?

>before it were cool

Holy fuck these nips are absolute madmen...... no wonder Hitler made them honorary Aryans.


You Aussies need to step up

Nice waste of money

Freedom isn't a waste of money, but you Germans wouldn't know what it's like to spend money of freedom, to busy spending it on primitives.

there was a big war, remember

what a ahir thread. Britannia rules the waves eh? wait no.yoir basted child America rules all the waves. go home Dad you're drunk. Do you need an escort like always lol.

Man you change your flag like its underwear, first the norwegian threads now UK. kek

yes better run malware vista, 7, 8, 10.

shhhh...

At least he changes underwear, svenne-poo. ;^)

At least it wont restart and install updates mid fight I guess.

Thanks for beta testing.

>attached to a ship
indeed

Thanks

For

Beta

Testing

Whats wrong with them?
The Spanish one seems to be fine.

Hills for shills.

>The Spanish one seems to be fine
yes, I heard it recently sailed off to join the rest of your armada

you must not know too much about shit

>You WISH you had a fucking ramp

ah BAE systems, the FUN FUN "totally not entirely consumed by bureaucracy" company

I hate this company so much

My laptop is from 2008 whilst they spend money on RAILGUNS.

>japan
>4

something is off with this chart

us, uk, and japan, are the only three countries to have a clue when it comes to carriers

i'm triggered just by seeing that pic
i have ptsd now and need my blankie

>putting two towers on your boat just to taunt us

APOLOGIZE WITH A ZEE

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don't laugh too hard, you guys helped design it

Smartest Brit ITT

meanwhile in argentina

for you.

no really, America pisses war machines and shits guns.

don't FUCK with us Europe, you know goddamned well it's well within our capabilities to blanket literally every capital city of Europooran countries and then some.

that ramp looks like your tiny, upwardly curved penis

yfw the ship its mounted to isn't british