ITS HAPPENING!!!!

Poo in loos face off with Chinese at border!! China demands street shitters to withdraw troops from its territory! Does this mean war between two super powers??

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really makes you think

FUCK CHINA FUCK CHINKS

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fucking Chinks.

every damn time

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"Super powers"

Of course war is going to happen, war is long overdue
I don't want it to happen but it's inevitable

holy shit, this is going to be a major shitstorm

T-thats not how you give a dog a bath

>The two most populous countries are neighbors

This was always meant to be the most interesting timeline.

More like super pooers

" " "Super Powers" " "

Well China is going to ally with Russia when ww3 finally breaks out, I guess this means street shitters will be on our side.

I'm not liking our odds.

"Sooper Poopers"

Chinks are talking tough because Modi is in America

Can I get a quick rundown?

Why are they fighting? How much are they going to fight? Is it totalen Krieg or what?

Gooks are sub humans deport all the influx of Chinese immigrants now

just a minor dick waggling, same shit like with the senkaku islands

Chinks trying to steal land as they have done before and they continue to do in the South China Sea by just making random islands and claiming international water boundaries.

>China requests gigatons of poopoo and frozen peepee be withdrawn from india/china passage
>india asks china if theyre a massive faggot

>Does this mean war between two super powers
>China and India
uh...

They are gonna back off like the last two times, bunch of cucks waving their dicks

india confirmed new worlds leader in optical technologies

>india confirmed new worlds leader in optical technologies

What did he mean by this

alright, arm up 95% of their population

battleground: Africa.

lets fix the overpopulation problem

>seeing tiny chinee dicks waving from over the border
>theme song relatedyoutube.com/watch?v=7DqvweTYTI0

Who cares if India leads in optical tech. That place smells like shit.

kek wills

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>They are gonna back off like the last two times, bunch of cucks waving their dicks

When are you going going to take your kashmiri clay back from Pakistan

Spooper powers

yes goiym it does

what else would you call 2 countries of 1.2 billion people, that share a boarder and don't have water to separate them?

When the Kashmirs finally die off

Kek works in mysterious ways

Shouldn't Sup Forums be on India's side since they're Aryan (Indo-European) ?

Pooperpower

Does the Dali Lama live in India? Maybe they could offer him to China in a peace deal.

Actually India sided with the Soviet Union during the cold war. Our ally was Pakistan

so it is written...

Test

>asks
>implying China honors consent

WTF

>hahahaha everyone and everything is Israel despite it making no sense!

China failed us with North Korea so we have set the poos loose upon them

Goddamn it's gonna be a long war. A million can die and you would most likely know only one man that died at most

this, India is a looming pooperpower

dont you mean war between two pooper powers?

POOS VS NOODLES
NOODLES VS POOS
POOEY NOODLE MASSACRE

Need army of street shitters to build defensive wall of feaces

Check'd

We will occupy their clay & turn them into designate zones. They will never want it back.

THIS IS SPOORTA.

I think chinese have street shitters too, you can share tips and the best spots. You can be frens, make poo not war

Honorary aryan. What kind of nazi are you?

triggered lil drumfkins supporter

The Chinese want our cray & we want theirs. Both of us are running out of streets to shit in. We will not share our poo dispersal techniques.

>Cooks animal live
Its just the air escaping from the tissues

Chink vs Poo Loos, I prefer chinks desu.

Rivers of shit.

This is what happens when you insist on eating only the freshest food.

>India Leaves territory
>Chinese march in
>Shit everywhere
>Chinese in shit literally up to necks
>China gives territory to India out of disgust

can't fail

if they war it out they need to fight to win or we will see a bunch of refugees again.

nice non argument

Bingo. Poo jihad. Hybrid poo warfare. Armoured poo division. Mechanized poo infantry. Poo commandos. Poo air force. We've got it all baby. Spoiler poower.

I hope Chinese and Indians go to war. Would be hilarious to see how the political establishment of NZ reacts and if the war would spill over here.

TAKE MING DOWN TO THE PUNJABI CITY
WHERE THE LOOS ARE CLEAN
AND THE STREETS ARE SHITTY

Not a problem. India is useless country, with truely shit tier people.

UN y u so savage

underrated post

Also, see file name

Poos can muster enough fecal matter to make a devestating biological attack. Imagine 1 billion turds dropping on Shanghai.

I wonder of both nations realize a good war would both stimulate their economies and cure some of the overpopulation word they both deal with? Could they plot out a war that lasts for a few years to kill off a couple dozen million people and revitilizes their economy?

captcha:
monrovia road

This is why you need a wall so that they can't just build a base into your land and claim all the space it lies upon as theirs. China has been doing this shit since time immemorial.

wtf I love the UN now.

based ford coppola

>The belly of the dragon will drip water

The prophecy warned us.

No, the servicemen would march to the capitol, kill everyone, and then start launching nukes, instead of watching their friends die in artillery strikes and so on

subhumans vs subhumans, could give a fuck

>realize a good war would both stimulate their economies
>economic brainlets

WW3 will mostly be a free for all, unlike how in WW2 nations aligned with one another.

NUKE THEM NUKE THEM NUKE THEM NUKE THEM

if it does im at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Which is impossible.

It sounds like hoi4 focus/event.

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Two superpowers?

If the West was smart, they'd encourage this standoff by playing both sides against each other. China and India are the great threats against us. A war where they basically murder each other back down to Third World levels would eliminate them from the Great Game.