Hi Sup Forums

What happens here?

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=Op-wy4gM_wM
youtube.com/watch?v=XQ26vkbm45g
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_Paraguayans
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germans_in_Paraguay
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Paraguay
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

It's our genocide playground

Sex

Forced interracial marriage

Absoutely nothing

Nazis playing hide and seek

Waifubaits.
Not even old married dudes are safe

...

smuggling and sheeit

literally nothing

Real socialism

They sell stuff from China without absurd taxes.

Fuck I looked it up and that actually happened

people gnaw their arms off to free themselves from bear attacks

>Spanish Jesuits protect the natives from genocide
>Spanish colonies declare independence
>Jesuit colony breaks away as "Paraguay"
>Crazy dictator enforces race mixing by law to force the Spanish elite to dissapear
>99% racemixed country, most homogenous country in the Americas
>Another bunch of crazy laws like saluting government officers by taking your hat off or you get shot
>Another crazy dictator takes over after
>1870s tries to meddle in Uruguay politics, pissing off Brazil
>declares war on Uruguay & Brazil
>Neutral Argentina wouldn't let him through its territory to invade Uruguay
>Mad cunt declares war on Argentina
>BTFO by Brazil-Uruguay-Argentina alliance
>wouldn't surrender
>runs out of male soldiers
>sends children to the front
>finally surrenders, 70% of the Paraguayan male population is dead
>next dictator legalizes polygamy to fix the lack of males
>20th century, a bunch of corrupt dictators
>Shitty war with Bolivia in the 1930s, they take some territory from them
>Taking land from Bolivia is like winning the special Olympics IMHO
>Nothing else interesting happens
>1980s-present they start to immigrate illegally to Argentina as maids and construction workers
>Their economy is basically based on smuggling
tl;dr - Race-mixing results in shitty countries

That and muamba!

Cheap stuff and drugs, much like the rest of LA

fuck off, you needed two other countries to take on a small landlocked country.

To answer OP
>One section of it, you think you are in Japan
>Other, you think you are in Germany (Pre refugee crisis)
>People are lazy
>According to Mick Jagger, best weed in the world
>Corrupt as fuck govt (President exceeded his term limit)
>Hot as dick
>Hitler lived there for a while

>One section of it, you think you are in Japan
That's Peru
>Other, you think you are in Germany (Pre refugee crisis)
No.

Paraguay is the most racemixed country in the Americas and has no Japanese. Stop mixing things up sharter.

Buncha guay shit

The rich sell CO2 quotas (carbon emissions allowances) to rich countries and live like kangs without any effort.

Best documentary here:
youtube.com/watch?v=Op-wy4gM_wM

ciudad del este on the brazil/argentine borders is like a tax free smugglers haven

my Brazilian mates used to buy all merchandise for their shops there


>also a large Syrian Muslim presence

youtube.com/watch?v=XQ26vkbm45g

Nothing.

Cattle in the north.

Agriculture in the south.

A lot of smuggling in the east.

A lot of hydroelectric dams.

Sometimes the curepas get mad at the paraguayans.

cool name

>Sex
Specifically, sex with goats.

Is it legal like in Europe?

It's illegal in most european country... only legal in some shit eastern european countries...(where it's also legal to marry your 15 year old cousin)

>>One section of it, you think you are in Japan
>That's Peru
>>Other, you think you are in Germany (Pre refugee crisis)
>No.
>Paraguay is the most racemixed country in the Americas and has no Japanese. Stop mixing things up sharter.

Are you crazy? have you been there? there are a lot of Chinese and Japanese, particularly in Ciudad del Este and Asuncion.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_Paraguayans

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germans_in_Paraguay

What? You gonna say Argentinans are white?

Not much since all the nazis have died of old age.

paraguay worst guay.

You are taking insignificant minorities as if they were representative of anything.
What I said is true. Yes you can find Japanese and Germans in Paraguay but not in significant numbers, it's anecdotical.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Paraguay
>Ethnically, culturally, and socially, Paraguay has one of the most homogeneous populations in South America. About 95% of the people are mestizo (mixed Spanish and Guaraní Native American descent. Little trace is left of the original Guaraní culture except the language, which is spoken by 90% of the population. About 75% of all Paraguayans also speak Spanish. Guaraní and Spanish are official languages.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_Paraguayans
>5800 Paraguayans of Japanese descent
Oh wow!

Why don't you just admit you were wrong instead of embarrassing yourself fucktard?

Hues rapebabies, our own holocaust

No you don't get it brother, all the Germans and Japaneses are in Argentina, okay?. Just stop arguing with him.

>Europe is where Europeans are, they bring a piece Europe with them
Most Argies believe this, everyone should talk to them with this in mind.

>Europe is where Europeans are, they bring a piece Europe with them
It's funny because it's true.

Most Argentines are liberals though, I wish we were that redpilled.

...

really good travel book called Paradise with Serpents. The author had quite a time there. Found nazi memorabilia in second hand shops, watched a tourist get shot by bandit, stumbled upon a drinking club full of blonde haired men with German accents. Fascinating country.

lol, it wasn't small back then, chucklefuck, we made it small

They have more economic freedom than brazil, argentina... The only problem is the native niggers. But in some years will be better than Brazil.

What's the white to native admixture, 50/45

fpbp

the Bush family supposedly has a 400,000 acre ranch there, out in the jungle, perched right on top of the Guerini Aquifer, one of the biggest in the world..

Unironically true

This desu

>large Syrian Muslim presence
Thats argentina

These crazy motherfuckers actually did it.

All you south americans shouldn't have fall for the indepenedence anglo meme. You ended like shit because of that.

Come home.

>Come home.
Many are, theyll do to Spain what they did to the US