Area 51

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Area 51 is a red herring. There isn't any secret stuff at Area 51, but there IS secret stuff UNDER Area 51.

it's a military base
that's where military things are, be it R&D or storage of the shit R&D makes
every country has one

tourist attraction for conspiracy nuts.

Military tech is usually 5-10 years ahead of general population (internet, gps etc) and some of it never surfaces. A51 is one of many underground bases where they test and use new tech. Think Half-Life1 black mesa type of thing

i'd expect the real secret stuff to be in the arctic (maybe alaska), or the middle of the ocean.

Why don't you board Janet and find out?

A51 was originally "exposed" by CNN. there's nothing there, its a military base where they test new planes and develop new tech.

My theory is that it's fake. There's nothing there but there's probably something at a nearby base, the secrecy is a huge tourist industry in itself but if they revealed what was actually in there it would kill the secrecy and revenue would go down.

What if it is where they keep all the pizza gate kids?

This.

Alaska must be some hardcore secret stuff.
(Frozen Nazi Army, UFO, German Secret Planes, Russian Spies arrest in US soil, Monsters and shit)

There are quite a few areas in Nevada that are secured like Area 51, it's just the most well known.

Area 51 might have housed some spooky-dooky alien secrets, but not anymore. They moved that stuff farther north a long time ago

At some point they were doing high level research, once it got popular they wound down anything serious they were doing while keeping the base running and secretive.

This would suit them perfectly, best way to keep attention off you is a good distraction.

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The Groom Lake facility is privately run and managed. It's not a military installation. It used to be a CIA base, but they moved on and granted the property to Lockheed, Boeing, etc to use for their black projects.

No one has ever successfully infiltrated the facility. Because it's not technically a US military base, the US military can truthfully disavow knowledge of it.

Its where they did illegal experiments with Japanese aircraft using jap POWs as test pilots. They were experimenting with "enemy alien" technology, get it? The little grey men stuff was a psyop to cover up the truth after some of the jap POWs kamikazeed their weaponized balloon

There's an AI program being ran out of Edwards air force base
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My brother has actually been there. It's all flight test bro. Just a secret place to test planes n sheeiiit.

>My theory is that it's fake. There's nothing there
>t's not technically a US military base
>being that misinformed

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You can see tunnels leading into the mountains at Area 51 that I think were dug in the last 20 years.

Sorry bud, what I say is the truth.
You try to trespass on Groom Lake, it won't be MPs that stop you like a military base. It'll be Wackenhut, the infamous "camo dudes".
Private security for a private installation. The Janet planes are private aircraft as well, not military.
This is why there's so much secrecy over Area 51. It's run by Lockheed, Boeing, Raytheon, et.al.

It would be a good idea to have a secret base where the nearest town is 200 miles away..

The problem with Alaska is, it's wet.
When you're developing electronic/technological black projects, you want things nice and dry, if hot.
Moisture is a pox on tech design. Unless you're developing something specially for cold/wet environments(cold attracts condensation).

Groom Lake is also good and far away from Russian prying eyes. Unlike Alaska.