Who else here /jobhunt/?

Another day, another post-interview rejection. Nearly 9 months unemployed now and getting pretty damn pissed.

>go to a graduate scheme assessment centre (final round) for a well-known FTSE 100 company
>Outperformed almost everyone on the tasks they gave us.
>Thought for sure this Indian girl and I would be one of the ones to go through
>kek.jpg
>Out of the boys, the white, tall, handsome 'lads', with the short back and sides haircuts get picked
>Out of the girls, the white, pretty, blonde ones with the posh accents get picked.

It seems companies, even huge multinationals, already have an image of what they want their staff to look like - even if they performed below par in their tests.

Companies love to talk about how diverse they are but it's really all just lip service. 95% of the time they pick Jack with the posh accent and laddish demeanour, or Tabitha with a 2.1 in English from Exeter. There's really no space for us minorities or indeed fatties, uggos, non-posh people or nerds.

>Out of the boys, the white, tall, handsome 'lads', with the short back and sides haircuts get picked
>Out of the girls, the white, pretty, blonde ones with the posh accents get picked.

I don't see anything wrong with this.

as men we only get manual labor or tech jobs now

Another day another redpill.

You've already posted this. Sage. Also
>working
>to support modern society
not even once buddy

Are you only applying for grad schemes? Aren't they usually the hardest to get into? I mean, there's hell of a lot of competition since every graduate left, right and centre are applying to them

Because according to the shitty games and exercises they have us do, they're not the best fit for the job.

One of them didn't even know that when sales and revenues (£) go up and profits stay level it likely means that economies of scale are not being achieved.

Why wouldn't you want a job were they train you and provide a clear career path?

Is jack and tabitha britbong for chad and stacey? God damn even your names are ugly

It's meant to denote posh people, so not quite as uncouth or common as Chad or Stacey. The sort of kids that go to Eton and Cheltenham Ladies College.

STFU, Shitavious.

Because no one wants to work around smelly aspies or ugly women or insecure men who can't deal with bantz. Most client facing roles will earn more revenue if you have a confident good looking well spoken guy even if he is a complete dumbass. The fact that you took that exercise so seriously like a little boy trying to please mommy instead of trying to come across as as a normal human being who fits in with the office culture shows that you didn't deserve the job in the first place.

If you want to get by with pure autism then start a tech company which gets paid through cryptocurrencies and paypal, get a redbull IV drip, and get to work in your basement. Everyone know offices are made for semi-productive normies.

Your problem is your attitude and perhaps you are striving beyond your current status. Stop blaming others for your shortcomings and start to better yourself. Take a step back and see if the jobs you are looking for are just a bit too good for you and you should settle for something less until you have improved yourself enough to go for the better job.
People that look good, look good because they work on themselves and that usually translates into other parts of life such as career, and employers know this.

What is your degree?

Git gud faggit

pop and adderall and or xanax before the interview. dress fashionably, dont be a fat fuck or have a weird ass bowl haircut

I joined the navy just because I didn't want to bother with that job hunt shit.

Absolutely no regrets

stale pasta

>didn't read the post, the post

He said he outperformed them, if that is true then the job isn't "too good for him" or it would be too good for the others as well, also the looks thing doesn't matter either if he outperformed them because it obviously doesn't translate.

Look for a real man's job instead of sitting on your ass for 9 months.

I'm betting he won't answer cause "muh liberal arts".

>us minorities
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

>be CS major
>get hired before I even graduate

Try harder.

Also, if you go CS, try not to be one of the drooling idiots who expects to git gud at software engineering by only sitting in class. Do shit with your knowledge while you're still in college.

>There's really no space for us minorities or indeed fatties, uggos, non-posh people or nerds.

As it should be.

>be you
>leave the army after a certain number of years (assuming you're in a role where you're not in the line of fire)
>no actual work experience
>can't find job
>die from homelessness

At least you served under Commander Shekelstein, he's proud of you goy!

So get a haircut you dip. Presentation is an extremely important part of a professional setting

>Boss makes a big deal about how we need to get someone for what amounts to taking pictures and data entry, $10/hr
>agree, tell him this is a great entry level position job and we shouldn't have any issues finding someone
>He only even deigns to reply to people with a Bachelors degree
>don't understand but whatever
>brings me into interviews to do a joint interview with me and another co worker along with the person applying for the job
>he asks our opinion
>guy sounds great, think he'd be fine for the position
>later on tells us he passed on him and everyone else
>Why? All we need is someone to do this job, its the definition of Entry Level, it requires no experience and you only need to be able to show up on time, hold a camera steady for a few seconds and type
>He gets real defensive "Look, we don't need just ANYONE, we need the RIGHT person!"
>The "Right" person is overqualified as fuck, willing to work off hours, has a technical background, warehousing background and can do some accounting
>for $10/hr
>eventually gives up and hires his bros friend that flunked out of a cushy paid internship because he couldn't stop smoking pot for a few weeks

>Not applying for one of the many civil service jobs that propped up because of brexit.

Disgusting

I have no plan on leaving
I could stay there until I get my pension at 47 or go back to school to become an officer

Or just wait until I inherit my dad's estate

Your boss sounds like a huge faggot

how are you that retarded that you can't get a single job

OP, I feel your pain exactly.

100 % a test of normieness and extroversion.

Welcome to the cucked as fuck "real world". They want socialism for the financial world but brutal lassez faire for the social world.

I am also an ugly minority. I recently got my first respectable post graduation job in London and it has given me a boost to my CV. Keep the hope up.

Non Britbongs don't understand. Our graduate interviews are NOTHING but a test of normieness. I don't mean non-autistic or non-sperg. I mean"totes selfie amazeballs wonderlust lacrosse and rugby team bantz with da ladz aya Nappa shagaluf backpacking through south East Asia cheeky nandos oi oi Facebook hashtag"

>I am also an ugly minority
Please see

Currently employed at macca's $10/hour. As this is a management position, i get held accountable for just about everything.

For all you job hunters out there, its not worth it

Unless you have something that differentiates you significantly, you're fucked..

20 y/o here, I haven't worked since November 2015. JUST.

I'm glad they're still hiring humans.
What idiot thinks "diversity" is real? It's just an anti-white pro-control thing.

You made this thread the other day. Fucking Indian thinks he's a special snowflake and should get a job because he is diverse! Sad.

Work hard man or you will be waiting to get lucky. It's easier for some but if you aren't succeeding you need to try harder/switch tactics.

Post your resume

>unemployed for 9 months
People are going to think something is wrong with you if you stay unemployed for much longer. Most probably already think that

oh for the love of christ.
hr fag here. not gonna lie. just read up on the position you are applicating for. read up on the soft skills that are 'required' and fake it through.
once you land the job just go back to being introverted and depressed.
you'll fit right in believe me.

>apply for grad schemes
>at least 10,000 people for one position

What's the point?

TFW my average is 1/3 application to interview, 1/6 of application to job offer. And I've never been out of a job for longer than a month. Trades mother fucker, they're hemorrhaging right now from a lack of employees and pay well.

>op has a degree so he is too good to learn a trade

It's not hard to get a job. Stop being a lazy fuck and get off your ass.

When I was a hiring manager, if you had a communications or some liberal art degree, I would always pick those with job experience over the degree. College is just a fucking jew scheme if the degree is not in S.T.E.M.

> get 2 diplomas
> be smart
> be hard worker & flexible
> be awkward and introverted and have no confidence
> no job offers because i would not 'fit' in the company

fuck this shit reeeee

>companies hire people they have to spend 40+ hours a week with
>a company would rather hire social and friendly people than autistic losers who complains on a Korean papercraft board

>You made this thread the other day.

Makes me wonder if this is even real. Genuinely frustrated poo in loo, or just another group trying to psyop the minds of everyone here with discontentment.

Shh goy stop working, live off welfare, you won't get a job no matter how hard you try.

Set your sights lower to get experience first faggot. Go flip some burgers or clean a hotel.

No it's just millennials bitching that they can't get "good" jobs even though there are plenty to go around as long as you're willing to do dirty jobs.

t.24 yr/old millennial who's never been out of a job longer than a month.

>been on ESA for a while now
>medical last week
>I got £5 less in benefits this week so I can only assume I've had them stopped
>mfw I get sanctioned because the DWP staff are encouraged to pass as many people as possible
>mfw the exact same shit happened last time I was unemployed which resulted in me getting thrown into a job that was near enough impossible for me

This is a fucking nightmare, I don't mind doing minimum wage stuff despite being well qualified but there's bugger all out there but call centre and retail work. Best I can hope for is some shitty supervisor job in a supermarket after 3 years at the best college in my city.

>there's bugger all out there but call centre and retail work
What's wrong with call center and retail work? It's better than being a lazy NEET. There are lots of jobs out there, stop being lazy.

>us minorities
Fuck off we're full.

>societies prefer to chitchat and losing time instead of making money
>so they prefer to hire incompetent normies instead of a highly educated guy

Call center work is awful and it encourages a terrible, unsustainable business model.

>Call center work is awful
Spoken like a true beta. Do you have brain damage? Call center work is easy.

Watch the movie "the boiler room". You will see why you and the Indian lady didn't get picked.

are you insane? those companies already make a shit ton of money, they don't care if they hire a dumbass as long as he is a company lad, nobody and i fucking mean nobody wants an autistic neet on their team

thats what consultants are for should you ever need the extra exptertice for a while (then you claim the credit for yourself as a manager/mid level boss)

Posted in these threads months ago.

If the user from Canada stumbles into this thread, I got the engineering job. Things are going well.

Call center work is awful. I worked at a few when I was younger and they were terrible.

>Fat asses who sit all day eating goy.
>Shitty wages
>No respect

I stopped and worked construction jobs for a long time. At least there you get to shoot the shit, check out chicks, be as politically incorrect as you want, and you get /fit/.

>22
>no diploma
>only worked at a factory

Lmao. I stopped after having failed college, I never should've. This is what being an autistic nerd gets you.

>b-but being sociable is for suckers!

Fucking hell I'm a retard.

I think I'm getting down to the end of my job hunt.

I'm getting really far interviewing with two companies. One I've been recruited for. It's a top pharmaceutical company where I'd be paid like a Pajeet for a job I'm overqualified for in an expensive city but my mom could drive me to work and I could live at home. My girlfriend would be pissed.

Another is a really great startup company where I could be paid fairly and move in with my girlfriend in a different city and become an adult. They even asked me to give them a number. We'll see.

I've been applying for jobs since January (I was still in school then so I have an excuse for my unemployment, but I've been a NEET for over a month now. I'm getting sick of this shit because I'm borderline autistic and have low self esteem so trying to sell myself is particularly arduous.

It's fake work

>Call centers

Entirely worthless in the first place, secondly antiquated by the ineternet

>Retail

Machines are doing that already, people would much rather build houses, teach kids, do something that matters, something you can point to and say "I contributed to that" and "that" not be your kike boss' profits

user from Canada here. Glad to hear.

Keep up the good work.

Stop playing with muh feels, Hans.
Me and the Canuck had many good conversations about how hard it is to find work. Once I finally made it I was no longer posting in the threads.

It's called DARWINISM. Your genes shouldn't replicate. Humanity will be better this way, and thus is the noble thing. The weak will die as they must.

It's not what you know, it's who you know user.

So, here's the deal. When you have enough people, you don't need skill as much as you need conformity. The people who know how to play the game can be taught the content later. It's way easier to train someone who is personable how to do the job than train someone who is "educated" and socially inept. The sole reason for this is your biggest strength and failure. Your adherence to logic has betrayed you in this fashion. It's shit sometimes, yea. Good news is, if you can get in at the ground level with some company/business/two faggots in their garage you're gonna rise to the top and stay there as long as you don't sperg out down the road.

Focus on that. Look for opportunites that are emerging, not ones established. Established places don't need many well educated people as much as they need like 3-5% and the rest just being a society that can function.

>failing college
Jesus christ how much i hate the normalization of the word "nerd". You were not a nerd, you were just a autistic mentally incapable loser.

>tfw minimum wage worker

We used to discern between "Nerds" and "Geeks".

Nerds were the socially awkward bookish types. The kind who came off as slightly autistic, obsessive, logical, but you knew they had a developed brain.

Geeks were the types who played video games, quoted Monty Python, and were generally unkempt. They were the only ones who called themselves nerds, because they thought pop-culture information equated to worldly knowledge.

>Put paki on CV
>Tell them you'll work for a shilling a month
>Get employment

Simple as that pham.

Never ever take take the startup, 99% are a shitshow.

Same. I'm in a big city and I'm sick of all these fucking ugly people. As a good looking fit person it's utterly offensive and disrespectful to me.

STOP HIRING UGLY PEOPLE

STARVE THEM OUT OF THE GENE POOL

Law and Business.

I'm getting interviews from law firms all the way to compliance roles in accountancies yet that prized job offer still eludes me. At this rate it's KFC for me lol.

I posted it yesterday too, what's the issue?

He's also fucking lying/making up excuses to make himself feel better. How the fuck could he possibly know what the other people scored? Is there ever a situation where you are informed of your competitor's test scores? You gullible fuck.

>This coming from an Italy nigger

Anyways, refer to this

Oh man, finally someone to share my pain and at the same time, give me hope. Thank you friend and sincere congratulations.

>a smelly frenchy baguette faggot calling me nigger

I'm graudating in Software Engineering with the average vote of 28/30, while you are here sitting in your basement shitposting like a faggot because you were too retarded to finish a college degree (wich even fucking farmers can take). I'm LMAOing at your life.

You gonna be switching over to Universal Credit?

Maybe in the UK

And maybe not a startup-startup, they have like 200 people and their year over year growth is impressive. The only warning sign is that I've gotten so far in the interview process.

Because half of them didn't even know basic consultancy terminology.

One girl asked what a bench was. One guy couldn't see the glaring issue facing us in the group exercise: that economies of scale were not being achieved because profits remained flat while revenues and sales rose. Half of the people didn't even know a SINGLE revenue raising strategy that they could articulate, apart from 'make more of the product doing well'.

good-looking people are more intelligent and able to strike a better deal than uggos. eugenics when

middle-class english teens from affluent backgrounds are the fucking worst man I swear

They usually get a sharp nasty shock when they graduate an experience the jobs/housing market though