Brit/pol/ - Diana Edition

>Theresa May's enfeebled body to be controlled by the DUP animatronics department
news.sky.com/story/dup-and-conservatives-make-confidence-and-supply-deal-10927704

>HMS Queen Elizabeth set sail on her maiden voyage
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4640214/HMS-Queen-Elizabeth-maiden-voyage.html

>Police officers injured after chimpout, could be the start of the 2017 riots
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40401221

>Grenfell Tower: Cladding firm ends global sales for tower blocks
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40409981

>Muslim woman driver crashes into muslims at the end of their starvation thingy they do each year
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-40397028

>David Davis '"pretty sure" of Free trade deal
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40397312

>Tommy Robinson in trouble (again) after being filmed punching a man at Ascot
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/edl-founder-tommy-robinson-caught-10684559

>Phillip Hammond allegedly wanted for interim Prime Minister
independent.co.uk/news/uk/ministers-want-philip-hammond-as-a-caretaker-prime-minister-a7807441.html

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Black security guard caught me shoplifting a few days ago. Fucking dirty niggers get the fuck out of Britain!

stormzy is literally the best smartest/best rapper in britain
youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4

First for Met Police dindu nuffin

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4644146/Man-death-sparked-riots-packages-throat.html

Well you shouldn't have been shoplifting, you nigger. He was only doing his job.

Expect a nigger to like him.

When will Nigel take his tongue out of Trump's arsehole? The guy's a cuck

youtube.com/watch?v=mWetR1rSP98

>stormzy chanting oh jeremy corbyn at glastonbury
shows what a lefty mongol he is
>urging the ""authorities"" to tell the truth
who is lying and what evidence does he have of this?
>urging the ""authorities"" to do something
well they are holding an investigation as said, results take time. you arent going to get results of an investigation within a week you cunt.
>urging the government to be held accountable
implying that the tory government are at fault here when it was in a labour community first and foremost.

What a fucking degenerate nigger.

>The shiniest turd in the sewer

DIANA!

>this guy is literally the Prime Minister Elect

Not even mad

But user, that's not giggs
youtube.com/watch?v=914OHMH5zqE

Never, Trump is a cuck like all Americans. Americans are a disgrace and should be rounded up in death camps.

why haven't you got a physical manifestation of brit/pol/

he a good boi, those officers made him ingest those baggies!

Would be better with this flag

*blocks his path*

Is there a new organisation like NA? I regret not joining and I'm itching for something like them to get involved with.

Obviously bait but the average worling black dude is worth twenty of far right skinhead scum types...

Idk how they can praise someone like Hitler in between committing armed robberies because the NSDAP would have had them hanged.

He's a commie pinko

why not start a group?

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>Black security guard caught me shoplifting a few days ago.

What did you shoplift lad?

get him in now

It will ruin your life.

David Davis is fucking deluded

*larry knocks her down*

yessir, it's called the GCHQ

RARARARARARAR!!! Listen to me now, cunts!

I know man. They're like 50% white or something lol

cringe

I fucking cringe when anyone does that 7 nation army chant...now they added Corbyn's name BLAHH

Shoplifted some food and drinks. Because I'm dirt poor. These jew corporation supermarkets rob the people blind but as soon as we take back the dirty immigrants act as their enforcers

...

she looks angry

Falling this hard for the medias portrayal of skinheads and neo nazis

thinking that black dudes actually work other than like 10% of them 5% of which get massive contracts to be black on camera for the music and tv industries

A pack of DELICIOUS - TRADER JOES™ - PUFF DOGS™

Why not make those trade deals now and have the mready to go when Brexit happens?
Why is he cucking to the EU?

REMINDER THAT STEERPIKE IS MASTERBREW ON YOUTUBE

*arlene saves the day*

Pop pop pop, watching Aryans drop.

Just got a steaming cold puff dog from Greggs.

Why are Nige and Ashcroft at a war grave?

Making me jealous. I just have some Tesco own brand puff dogs

My idea of hell is this woman shouting in my left ear and diane abbot shouting in my right ear.

Churchill was a fat bastard who strangled the empire to death

Well, I wouldn't even boast about the whites they have there. Most of them are inbred and dirt.

radiotimes.com/news/2017-06-27/hit-kids-show-raven-is-returning-to-the-bbc
Ravens back, but with more diversity!

>people moaning that Corbyn attended a five day event that sets you back £500-600 max if you're not retarded

I'm working class as fuck and that's not unreasonable. Some brickies I know go and blow £200 in pub and bookies after payday.

It isn't media portrayal it is the truth. I'm not saying they're all that type of scum but this guy, if he isn't trolling, is clearly one of them.

You're definitely taking the piss but poverty is not an excuse to justify crime you scumfuck.

Raven suits a black female more as a name.

Grave of Noel Chavasse VC, loads of people in the tweets replying saying that he's making political capital on his death though..

When is the native white British population going to realise parliamentary democracy has destroyed our country?

Civil War 2.0 and absolute monarchy fucking when?

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/are nige/ live on LBC now

lbc.co.uk/london/radio/player/
lbc.co.uk/london/radio/player/

I've had an awkward experience at work today lads.

I spoke at a meeting and a 50+ female manager commented that I have "such a sweet, smooth, buttery voice". I didn't know what to say so I just thanked her and the department bender joined in saying I could be reading a phone book and he'd still listen all day.

Several other people other people commented/murmured in agreement or just laughed a bit, an awkward silence followed, then we carried on as normal.

REEEE NIGGERS OUT NOW

>our
Farage is a hate preacher who has no place in the UK. I don't know why he hasn't been sent back to France.

NEVAR 4GET

Come in to work tomorrow with a book of poetry and start reciting it as loudly and obnoxiously as possible

Lads, I wrote a long and boring article arguing for the existence of God.

Bit different to my usual /Brit/ topics, but here it is:

partnersinthoughtcrime.com/the-sam-harris-argument-for-idealism-and-god/

Fuck the manager

the latest and greatest from the beeb

And having slept on it, user awoke the next morning with his heart set on becoming a singer at his local pub.

How do you get another job if you get fired?

???
Bait?

Farage is a man of reason.

>(You)

>angrily shouting obscenities and riling up crowds to chant a political leader's name with fervour and bloodlust

I thought the 'right wing' were supposed to be the knuckle-dragging sheeple.

Apply.

>southern irish

Upload a vocaroo fgt

>I wandered lonely as a cloud
>That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
>When all at once I saw a crowd,
>A host of golden daffodils;
>Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
>Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.

was she fit

*gerry adams stops by*

I acutally say a white guy, not even a chav or anything like that shop lift from fucking lidl. WTF

Why were you fired?

please, you're not that retarded?

>fired
You'll probably just get deported from America back here

Also stop posting non-white women

It's hammer time

>poverty is not an excuse to justify crime

Any action is justified by necessity. If you need to steal in order to survive, it is not immoral.

>That's not the only thing about me that's sweet, smooth and buttery

Not a fan of milfs tbqh.

She's in good shape for a 50-something.

I don't want to be identified online (and on Sup Forums of all places), I interact with too many people who might come here (work at a university and do some lecturing).

Go to a food bank instead of nicking a box of turkey dinosaurs you pleb

>If you need to steal in order to survive, it is not immoral

The ends don't justify the means.

Stealing is stealing.

Bodger died not Badger, Badger will forever live on lad

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Mistress magpie coming round later lads. What should I ask her?

>Farage is a man of reason.

Not this shot again. Corbyn lost. There will probably be an election in two years when the DUP deal runs out, and brexit is done. Until then, enjoy Glastonbury.

Just apply. Provided you have the necessary qualifications it's all about interview anyway. If they ask about getting fired just spin the story.

Not eligible. It weren't turkey dinosaurs, it were a few bottled drinks, coffee, and bagels

Is it ok to kill someone if it's to defend your life?

Really?

they can only ask so many questions

don't tell them you got fired

yes

You don't need to steal. Find a foodbank. Better to be a charity case than a criminal.

>Worst Tory manifesto in history
>Most uncharismatic Tory cabinet in history
>Still loses

>"what other kind of Pies do you like?"

Fake news

>Not a fan of milfs tbqh
Not sure if serious

Do they build a fence around the bookies to keep people our, then charge £7 a pint?

>not a fan of milfs

what are you a gay boy

>Is it ok to kill someone if it's to defend your life?

Yes.

So you sound like David Attenbourgh ?

So why isn't it ok to steal if it's to stop yourself starving?

Some questions if you don't mind:

What subject? Are you a Doctorate Student?

What is the academic attitude towards social conservatism in your workplace?

Do your peers know your politics?

Is there a clear difference in opinions between the students and the staff?

>ram-raiding Pret A Manger/Starbucks
First of all, you need to downscale your taste in grub if you're seriously strapped for cash.