Fucking hell what a bunch of little cunts. They should be grateful to be given refuge in an old shipping container.
Liam Nelson
nth for a stonk Liberal Democrat showing.
John Ortiz
All immigrants should be ejected from the UK
Joshua Ward
to the user who wants document titles... remembered one The Hooten Plan although targeting Germany, same strategy and endgame
Eli Bennett
I guess not as many folk wear shoes now but for example a shoe shine station (maybe a cart?) Set up outside say Temple Tube station would earn you a few hundred bob a day.
# Ah it's ok lad. I was a bit of a mess over it but he had terrible health all round and it was that which did him in. The fact he didn't get off a sofa for twenty years probably didn't help.
It was, in a weird way, incredibly motivating to see an extremely intelligent man, a doctor of geology, look forward to his farts and rate them on a scale of 1 to 10 while giving notes on them like one would a glass of wine.
If you don't see a man for 20 years and that's what you find when you are badgered into meeting him again, it gives you a whole new perspective on life. # That actually means quite a lot to me user. Thank you, sincerely The Evolution Man by Roy Lewis. Terry Pratchetts favourite book and one of mine too. Others are the Old Man and the Sea along with The Lost World By Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (I know it's for children but it was a book I have always loved). Of course there's too many others to mention but those are all at least interesting.
Don Quixote isn't bad either.
Colton Perry
I just vape the poundland shit bought a decent battery, that works with their clearomisers and juice I change flavour all the time and I just replace them as I need to works out at less than £2 a week
Jeremiah Johnson
This is pretty strong stuff if you're inclined to the Right:
>4 hours sleep last night >alarm goes off in 6 and a half hours for work >can't sleep End my suffering. Even weed isn't putting me to sleep. Inb4 Hitchens.
Tbh this documentary about immigrants is winning me over.
Isaac Parker
by canon
Blake Nguyen
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Ryder Wilson
isn't vaping somewhere around twenty times worse for ur health? men smoke rollups, rentboys vape
Christopher Lewis
Right boys, my driving test theory is tomorrow and i've done literally no revision for it. How fucked am I?
Jaxson Long
you can DEFINITELY learn enough to pass in the next 9 hours
Michael Walker
Theory is piss-easy. Hazard Perception is the hardest part and it's still easy.
If you don't pass first time you may be (genuinely) retarded so don't worry about it. Or do.
Jeremiah Kelly
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Dominic Thomas
I need something to occupy myself with while I hang around here.
I'll take a look.
Noted.
Yes that was linked a few days ago, interesting watch.
Vintage Aussie banter.
Juan Sanders
just learn ur signs and use common sense for the rest
Bentley Russell
I hate these. The pakis are supposed to make the kebabs, not me.
Luis Long
How much should they charge for a shoeshine? I think they could get away with a fiver in London, two quid elsewhere. They would HAVE to be black though, otherwise people wouldn't be interested. They could profit from people's racism.
Also
>He doesn't rate his farts
Have a look for the "The Art of Farting; or The Sly Artilleryman" by Salvador Dali, it'll change your life.
Ryan Russell
I actually like about half a dozen Elton John songs and I did try fucking a ladyboy on two occasions, but I couldn't cum with either of them.
How gay does make me, lads?
Aiden Clark
I don't think so pretty sure it's healthier although I could be wrong
I used to only smoke rollies but I can't be fucked with the price of tobacco anymore
Connor Harris
Thanks lads. Reassuring.
Joshua Scott
m8 failed his Hazard Perception 7 times. His family nicknamed him Damage because he fell out of his bedroom window when aged 8.
Daniel Gray
If British, follow the highway code. If a Mussleman then drive at the nearest crowd.
Jose Peterson
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Jeremiah Thompson
Well there you go, that about sums it up really.
Ryan Perry
Everything about football is cancer though
Camden Rodriguez
I passed my test 2 an a half years ago and I haven't driven once since Probably worse than a lot of learners at this point
Dylan Parker
7
Jeremiah Flores
I got 47 and I revised the hell out of it. Hazard Perception is trickier. Out of the 14(?) clips, one will have two hazards in it so don't turn your attention away from the video just because the hazard has passed.
Jaxson Cox
You're bisexual you massive faggot.
Samuel Rivera
About this gay
Isaac Kelly
This is just insane.
Brayden Reyes
Gaylord
Benjamin Fisher
4 nan
Jason Clark
Oh dear how sad, a little nigglet died in the grenfell fire
>girlfriend wants to have sex all the time, I rarely feel like it >when I do, I cum after about 2-3 mins >she's never cum from sex, just from me going down on her
I hate sex these days because I feel so guilty about being shit at it
I know. Paying for a Meal only to have to make it yourself.
Caleb Taylor
I passed mine a few weeks ago. Only started revising the night before. I used an app with a load of mock tests in it. I very nearly failed the hazard perception but pissed the multiple choice. Got my practical on the 8th august. Good luck.
Dominic Walker
i'd really prefer you to talk about this someplace else
Parker Cooper
The comments address quite heartening.
Elijah Anderson
>tripfag >IM A GURL BTW GUYS, MY TITS XDDDD >wants attention & to be entertained i hope you die in a piss fire you piece of garbage
Camden Williams
ok m8
Oliver Ward
>implying anyone here has had sex
Memes aside, I'm pretty sure there's an awful lot of help out there regarding this. I have never had this issue - I usually last too long, fun, then am ready to go again ten minutes later.
Some exes loved this, others found it a bit trying.
Robert Hughes
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Jeremiah Lee
ever had a go on a hot tranny? maybe u blow early coz pussyhole isn't what u crave u just want it over and done with maybe trannydick will fix u maybe it is what u need to be a man
Aaron Reyes
>that emojii
Christopher Moore
what the fuck is wrong with the british
Joshua Lopez
You have to take your mind off it, try counting in your head or not going too fast at the start.
Isaac Bailey
british flag does not mean british could be an indian prolly is
Luke Reed
You're rather bad at this aren't you?
In any event, please do kindly fuck off. The door is over there, and do help yourself to a bag of brit/pol/ pork scratchings on your way out. No amount of whining and pleading that you're 1/64th Irish will make you any more welcome.
Please don't mistake manners for acceptance. Now fuck off and 63% another thread.
Kevin Richardson
>Bog Quick rundown please?
Hudson Powell
>all this unintelligible reddit babble fuck yourself with a cactus my man
Tyler Cox
The people writing the comments aren't the ones in control though...
Give me the odds on Tommy Robinson ever becoming the Prime Minister of the UK
Lincoln Brooks
Utterly infantile and pathetic to be putting a smiley face at the end of something so serious and destiny-altering. I would genuinely consider that a sackable offence desu.
Juan Butler
bigot scum likely pedo wizard
Grayson Smith
>all this projection of sexual fantasies you're kinky
nytol one a night. theyre stornger acting than zopiclone. be careful to take them at least 6 hours before you want to wake up, if not more. and take one an hour before you want to be asleep.
>Trump or May agreeing to this For all their faults, they would never agree to this as it would result in political suicide. The only way that may that persuade them is if the immigrants resided away from America and Britain.
Henry Price
holy shit hes modulating warm air in such a way as to create sound waves which are then providing a quick rundown directly to my ear holes amazing
No, not really. If you think this is any substantial victory for Trump then you are deluded as he is. CNN's demise was inevitable, as was their aggressive opposition; everyone knows that CNN was lying like hell, but the thing - is no one cared: it made no difference to the world.
When you read it, I want you to remember Al-Queda and the West's use of the group as a bogeyman for everything.
This is them planting a seed in the public's mind.
Nathan Myers
>it made no difference
exactly, the "united" countries are so bitterly divided, especially in yankland its just civil war now, no matter how hard the truths face these libtards they bitterly hate trump and will never change
