BREAKING NEWS: A COUP IN VENEZUELA

Here's the breakdown:

>Oscar Perez, a CICPC inspector, (which is their equivalent of the FBI) , has lead a coup of 1200+ soldiers against the Venezuela government

>From translations and info from his Instagram, he is a devoted Christian that dedicated his free time with helping the poor and sick children. Eventually, he grew sick and tired of Communism government and got 1200+ soldiers to start a coup.

>Earlier, Oscar himself flew around in a helicopter with a banner proclaiming "Articulo 350", an article in the Venezuelan constitution that says the people have a right to rebel against/ignore a government that ignores them.

>While in this helicopter, he dropped grenades at the Supreme Court, while guards at the bottom hid and tried to return gunfire towards the helicopter as it flew away

>UPDATE:
>Rumors are spreading that Oscar and his men have taken the Fuerte Tiuna
>Venezuelan streams have been spammed with "VE POR ELLOS OSCAR", which translates to "GO GET 'EM OSCAR"

>VIDEO OF OSCAR IN HELICOPTER ATTACKING VENEZUELAN SUPREME COURT
twitter.com/kwieser76/status/879870845677703168

>A video of Oscar and his men declaring this coup and asking for the Venezuelan people to stand with him, while stating that him and his men are willing fight until they "Go with Jesus"
youtube.com/watch?v=nWb0AiwVXZc&feature=youtu.be&a

>A Jesus image he posted before attacking the Supreme Court
instagram.com/p/BV0p0KllhEZ/?taken-by=oscarperezgv

>Oscar Perez's Instagram
instagram.com/oscarperezgv/

GO GET 'EM OSCAR!

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youtube.com/watch?v=Y3PkPYKeU4M
youtu.be/xbsqtZE8550
instagram.com/maduradas/
maduradas.com/sepa-reportan-situacion-irregular-en-miraflores-cerraron-vias-y-circularon-tanquetas/
twitter.com/RockStroke/status/879896020112551936
youtube.com/watch?v=nWb0AiwVXZc&feature=youtu.be&a
youtu.be/A4yJP152mFM
youtu.be/zfpkCmXmYJQ
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4f/-ElinformadorTV-_La_pobreza_obliga_a_la_gente_a_comer_de_la_basura_-Barquisimeto_por_@graficohermes.webm
twitter.com/Javierito321/status/879849801151639554
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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>1200 people

wow its fucking nothing

Martina García
Emmanuelle Chriqui
Odette Annable

youtube.com/watch?v=Y3PkPYKeU4M
Thread theme

What's happening street level?

GO GETTEM OSCAR

Did anyone capture the news stream when the feed cut off?

>you and what army

lets hope its better than turkey's

Good shit to wake up to. Sadly I have to go to work so I can't follow the happening

Stream
youtu.be/xbsqtZE8550

REMOVE

COUP IN VENEZUELA
DANIEL TOSH MENTIONS ELSAGATE
ONE THOUSAND PEDOS ARRESTED (NOTICE NO PEDO ARRESTS ON THIS SCALE UNDER OBONGO)
CNN SELF-DESTRUCTING
TRAVEL BAN IS GO

Is he our new Pinochet?

Do any of you faggots speak spanish?

1200 can't change millions of people who love socialism.

I smell false flag, now they have an excuse to consolidate power 100%. Perez will probably "escape" last minute and that will be his reward.

Christianity conquered the world, and it started with 12 apostles
1200 ppl can take venezuela no problem

The Expert

If he really is a right winger, and if this really is a coup and not just smoke and mirrors, I am willing to bet 100% CIA was involved months ago in helping set this shit up.

>200,000 views already on his revolution videos

This is a bonafide happening.

Don't forget Bernie Sanders under investigation for Fraud

Any Venezuelans ITT? Please give us any updates you can, translate tweets, etc.

I saw someone say that the rebels held the Fuerte Tiuna military base. Can anyone confirm shit?

Millions of starving people?

GO GET EM OSCAR

God i hope so

Is he white?

DELETE THIS

mfw tomorrow I wake up and this all turns out to be another Reichstagfire/ erdogan watermellon coup that is made by madchurro for madchurro and will help him fuck the country harder.

Fraud regarding what? I never knew this

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A lot More Videos of the action
instagram.com/maduradas/

>or here
maduradas.com/sepa-reportan-situacion-irregular-en-miraflores-cerraron-vias-y-circularon-tanquetas/

>Military confront Nicolas Maduro ??
twitter.com/RockStroke/status/879896020112551936 (embed)

Go get em Oscar!

youtube.com/watch?v=nWb0AiwVXZc&feature=youtu.be&a

I never voted for this government. Stop telling me I chose this.

Spanish? I am a man. I pay taxes.
Spanish?
>spanish
??????
>??????

Hahahahaha
No

VE POR ELLOS OSCAR

Ok. It sounds like they're moving the capital. I could be wrong though. My spanish is a bit rusty

The Zionist, Jew-controlled Venezuelan government is sending gangs to loot and desecrate Catholic churches because they oppose the regime.

THE LATIN AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE ONE CHOPPER AWAY FROM GREATNESS

WE WILL PURGE COMMUNISM AND LEFTISM WITH NOTHING BUT HELICOPTERS

IT'S A SIGN. PINOCHET LIVES ON.

>Denmark is featured as paradise in american tv/movies
>feels good to wake up to possible "freedom"
>but has to go to work
it's almost like you are scripted dawg, punch yourself really hard behind the ear to verify

well you are choosing it now by sitting on your ass and not couping you fucking pu$$y

>biting this b8 after what erdogan did
>failing into maduros plan
>waiting to be purged

Sup Forums is dead

>ignorant subhumans and corrupt politicians
Yeah fuck all of them. 1200 armed people should be enough to deal with those cretins

What a surprise. Either you starve to death in commietopia or you attempt revolution. How shocking the good little commies wouldn't starve to death willingly.

INSHAJESUS JESUS ACKBAR!!!!

>fidget spinner
>spinner
>helicopter

Join the revolution

Which South American nation would intervene militarily if a civil war legitimately happened?

He and his wife exorbitantly billed a university for existing, she's nominally a bureaucrat there but never shows up.

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GOOD LUCK OSCAR

But this is another theater from the government.

Get it out Sup Forums don't be faggots MSM will take the side of the faggot socialist , help based Venezuela people kill the commies fucks . Get it all over Venezuela to the people .

columbia, they are getting assmangled by venezuela's policies

HOLY SHIT ASSAD IS LITERALLY GOING AROUND WITH HIS FLEET OF HELICOPTERS AND DROPPING BARREL BOMBS ON EVERY SCHOOL, HOSPITAL, BAKERY AND ORPHANAGE HE CAN FIND. SOMEONE STOP HIM.

>devoted Christian

Venezuela dropped / 10

It's a shame that country has to suffer so much. Some poor fuckers always seem to get all the hard breaks.

image the government publicly executing this man all the women in the country would go insane

>But this is another theater from the government.
no habla

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༼ つ _ ༽つ COUP LEADER take MY energy ༼ つ _ ༽つ
༼ つ _ ༽つ COUP LEADER take MY energy ༼ つ _ ༽つ
༼ つ _ ༽つ COUP LEADER take MY energy ༼ つ _ ༽つ

His endgame needs to be having Maduro hoisted up by rope in his helicopter and dropped from 10,000ft. All communists need a final helicopter ride.

you wanna import cheap goats Hans?

that youtube video sounds very legit.

>we are apolitical
>we invoke this article in the constitution that orders the people to stand up against a oppressive government
>mentions all the murdered students

Venezuelans have been wiping their asses with their own hands for lack of toilet paper for how long now? finally at least one patriot grew a pair.

VE POR ELLOS OSCAR

Dude's illuminati confirmed

PIC RELATED!!!!

Brazil and Colombia would probably wage war against Cuban shills.

I thought it was because she took out a loan for the university claiming $2 Million in pledges but only had $700K

Catch up bernie bro
>lynch
youtu.be/A4yJP152mFM
>comrade
youtu.be/zfpkCmXmYJQ

Are you guys sure this isn't some sort of fake coup? You know, to bait the people who oppose Maduro and they get persecuted? My Venezuelan dad said it happened before with Chavez.

Does anything even happen in Venezuela that isn't a government circus?

Do Venezuelans even exist?

I just buy tissues and black market TP my dear choripan merchant.

He's probably a Mason. I went to my local chapter to join and I saw all this shit in there.

Are all ancaps actually this retarded?

>>>reddit

Time to officially add Venezuela to the list of Countries That Don't Count as Socialist Because They Failed. The political left jumped the gun and added Venezuela to the list back when Venezuelans were taking vacations to other countries for the purpose of purchasing large quantities of toilet paper to ship back to their homes.

GO GET 'EM OSCAR

This is some real shit.
I usually play CSGO with some Venezuelans, we usually start two hours ago but none of them are online (4 people from Venezuela).
I think something is going on fellas.

Are Venezuelans still selling rare Pepes for cash?

yes, ancaps are retarded

>Does anything even happen in Venezuela that isn't a government circus?
Rarely
>Do Venezuelans even exist?
No we all died and the ones you see onlines are cuban bots, maduro is covering the biggest massacre in the world with online bots.

nah man, only spics speak spanish and everyone here is a white nordic male

Venezuelan user, do you need Sup Forums to send you supplies? I bet we could scrap something together for you

>Chavez
Buddy buddy with Bernie and Castro, personally trained by Tito and other commies
>Maduro
drives a bus

I think Venezuela is past the point of "smart" subversion.

God speed Oscar!

>black market TP
can't make this shit up

>1200 can't change millions of people who love socialism
>millions of people who love socialism
>love socialism
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4f/-ElinformadorTV-_La_pobreza_obliga_a_la_gente_a_comer_de_la_basura_-Barquisimeto_por_@graficohermes.webm

Neat, a mason. Fuck all the conspiracy shit about them, literally a old boys club.

>Mason here, can confirm.

God bless this brother.

sure
opposition won majority seats in the parlament back in december 2015, government used supreme court to dismiss every law or act approved by the parlament, and 3 months ago they plainly said they were taking all of the parlament duties, which made people go out and protest

also the there have been major scarcity issues. there's little food and medicines. this has been going on for like five years and has provoked minor protests

i make web apps and linux stuff

What is wrong with dramatic Spanish guy?

>twitter.com/Javierito321/status/879849801151639554
>"La verdad y Jesucristo nos acompañan"
"The truth and Jesus Christ are with us"

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>and here we see the helicopter in its natural habitat. the helicopter's diet consists primarily of the red-bellied commie rat. watch as the helicopter wears out his prey by first lobbing grenades down onto it

They're dead, Jim.

No thanks. I make decent money freelancing as a programmer, though I live in a slum, I love the whole dichotomy.

>Maduro adressing his cobunist digtator glass
Gobrades, brepare to get sobeone to bight the heligobter burgoise or we're all fuged :DD

What does the Double headed eagle mean to the Masons?

The American revolution was only supported by 1% of the population. Even fewer people actually fought.

>black market toilet paper

I don't see any possible path leading from where you are to not being an absolute nigger

actual coup when?

venezuela has gone full GTA mode. what a time to be alive (and not in venezuela)