If a major war breaks out, how do I avoid the draft? Now that they allow fags and trannies in the military, what bullshit excuses could work?
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Grayson Evans
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Chase Allen
Cut your leg off.
Jaxson Phillips
Get yourself on ADHD meds or something. They're not like the shit they give you for depression so they're not going to fuck you up as bad, take em for like a year, and then they won't let you into the military.
Lincoln Barnes
Say your tummy hurts.
Nicholas Rivera
Does getting drafted neccessarily mean that you're placed in a combat role? My understanding is that most military positions are non-combat, so it probably wouldn't be that bad, if you're smart enough to score well on the aptitude exam.
Nathaniel Edwards
Pretend to be a Jehovah witness or some other pacifist sect.
Bentley Barnes
say you're depressed or bipolar or some shit, probably pretty easy to fake and they wouldn't let you anywhere near a gun
Adrian Wright
Ahahahahhha ahhhaggahahaaaa!
Hunter Reyes
Apply for a noncombatant role less dangerous and you wont be a cowardly cuck
Robert Rogers
Heel spur
But seriously if large scale war the bonuses will be incredible, just go sign up before draft letters