In Brazil we have this little joke about mascunility, if you're a guy but acts like a girl we say: "This coke is fanta" because you are in coke can but you are a fanta soda. Got it?
So today coke just realased a new can: "THIS COKE IS FANTA, SO WHAT? 06/28 LGBT INTERNATIONAL DAY we created a special can for those who dont like to be labeled, those who dare prejudices and stand up to be who they are. This coke is pride. This coke is respect. "
>drink coke your whole life >consume heavy doses of liquid sugar with acid and be physiologic fucked for the rest of your life >contribute for the extinction of potable water in the world (takes 4L of water to make 1 L of coke) >see crossovers of two brands of the same company making jokes in favor of degenarcy >gets alzheimer at 60' because all the sugar and acid you drank >this if you dont got a heart attack before >yfw you payed for having demecia and die >yfw you payed for get fucked in the ass and support leftiest propaganda
Now say with me, thank you Goldenberg-sama.
Ryan Walker
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Dominic Parker
Sup Forums when will you finaly stop drinking this shit?
Grayson Campbell
No one cares about your autism, faggot.
Justin Clark
HOLY SHIT A TALKING MONKEY
Landon Stewart
Why do you drink this shit it's fucking terrible for your health you monkey.
Jonathan Wilson
How is such a small interest group so powerful?
Tyler Parker
It depends how often. Not worse than alcohol
Angel Wood
>gets alzheimer at 60' drop it to 50 and thats ONLY if you survive by 50
Noah Gonzalez
Fanta originated in Nazi Germany due to necessity because they were under a trade embargo. If someone is "Fanta" on the inside I'd take it as a compliment, a tribute to the ingenuity of the Nazis.
Caleb Rivera
>went to study away from my family >1 year without ingesting (((globo))) and other (((media))) propaganda >come back on vacation >novelas and fucking everything pandering to faggots and mentally ill degenerates
Jesus Christ. What the fuck is this shit? This place is living hell.
Liam Diaz
When they making sopa de macao in a can?
Jordan Richardson
Ahahaha macacos paneleiros que porra é isto
Adrian Diaz
This is some funny shit hue monkey.
Juan Brown
What?
Angel Ross
They have trillions on their side dude. They want the watering down of societies because if you're divided into men vs women, gay vs straight, middle class vs poor, black vs white etc. they can laugh all the way to the bank and you can never unite against them. It's the same reason they are bringing all those shitskins and niggers to Europe. In 20 years they are legal citizens and they will not care who or what rules over them as long as they get their gibs.
Wyatt Wright
>drinking burger brain damage liquid in 2017
Angel Hall
>paneleiros
There isn't a faggiest way to call someone a fag than this.
Jose Lewis
So wait, which diabetes juice is homophobe approved? Dr thunder? Electric blue lemonade?
Blake Bailey
I dont drink it. I know. SENPAIÍLIA DO GADO. Soon.
Liam Cook
>Tfw speak actual Portuguese and not slurred monkey speech
Jonathan Kelly
PTards unironically use paneleiros as an insult
Jace Thompson
euro fanta is superior american fanta tastes like dog shit with a hint of naranja
Juan Hall
Would you rather I call you a leitão you palhaço gordo do caralho
Blake Watson
You sound like a bunch of silly wankers mate
Hudson Brown
Portuguse IS slurred monkey speech.
Landon Stewart
>leitão you palhaço gordo do caralho
Inoffensive.
Evan Morales
Portuguese Portuguese sounds awesome but Brazilian Portuguese sounds terrible, like nasally gay drunk Spanish or something.
David Lewis
If I walked around Portugal as called someone a leitão I'd probably get my ass beat. What is with you Brazilian fucks having 0 bad words
Caleb Campbell
>capitalism is not degene-
Christopher Clark
>leitão you palhaço gordo do caralho That's elementary school-tier offensive, try harder
Connor Wood
Then reclaim/redefine the meaning. "Fanta on the inside, meinen freunden." *sieg heil*
We do, actually. Portuguese people look like children cursing each other.
Dominic Gutierrez
Capitalism isn't inherently degenerate, but the people pushing this crap certainly are.
Asher Russell
wow how fucking gay fuck that
David Powell
They did this, paid for this, so you would talk about it and they would get publicity. All things considered I feel like having a coke now. That picture you posted made me remember the feel of an ice cold can resting my hand. Mmmm
Christian Diaz
It's the most degenerate since it only cares about profit and not the society it serves. You could replace all consumers with monkeys and no one would care as long as they had money and knew how to buy shit.
William Young
>proud to speak shitty Spanish here let me try: killas yourselfo
Dominic Martinez
The only possible response is to punish these brands.
Cooper Hernandez
>calls portuguese shitty spanish >has the shitty version of english as his language wow
Jonathan Gomez
>be me >work for coke >haven't drank a soda since I was a child
I'm surrounded by coke advertisements daily and even I know it's terrible for you
Jackson Powell
What the hell happened to coke? I used to drink that stuff faster than water, but it tastes like total shit now. That poorfag shasta tastes better than that piss drink now
John Campbell
Stop drinking Coca Cola products.
Aaron Thomas
You grew up user. Your tastes changed.
Kayden Evans
fraudulent labeling pride?
Sebastian Harris
Its literally the oposite. Whenever I go to America people talk about how my portuguese sounds good compared to the european one. Sounds more smooth and less like some retarded half romance half slavic shit
Keeping in mind of course we have a toon of accents like burgers have midwestern, southern etc
Blake Long
Didn't they switch from real sugar to corn syrup or fructose or whatever?
Jaxson Ortiz
"Hey, look here homosexuals, we support your cause, now drink our coca-cola!"
Top cringe. Just like that cringey Pepsi advert that tried to bandwagon on the BLM protests.
Owen Lee
American English is actually one of the better ones. I can't stand the effeminate posh London accent, it was literally invented by the upper classes.
Ian Smith
My fucking God what a shithole you live in
Aiden Johnson
But it will always lead to degeracy in the long run
Jeremiah Lee
>"This coke is fanta"
Nation of faggots.
Got it.
Aaron Gutierrez
Give me some inside info pls
Asher Anderson
but fanta isn't that bad, is it? what about sprite? are they promoting degeneracy too?
Logan Rivera
>drinking a coke right now >nevertheless I take your point, have dramatically reduced my consumption, and now drink it only occasionally
Hudson Turner
>half slavic shit kek I've thought that they were speaking Polish or something until I realized it was Euro Portuguese.
>we have a toon of accents The only one I can't stand is the really nasally one. Sao Paolo?
Nathaniel Wilson
>Not drinking Manaos Pleb
Cooper Rodriguez
Already did.
Not even mixed with alcohol. I may drink a litre or two a year.
Bentley Hernandez
>What the hell happened to coke? I used to drink that stuff faster than water, but it tastes like total shit now.
As a former fat fuck let me give you the secret:
Your taste buds change.
I drank nothing but sugary soda, 2l a day. Diet soda and water tasted awful, to the point it was hard to get down. But I forced myself to start drinking diet as part of losing weight. It took about 2 months and then my tastebuds changed completely.
Diet was not great, but it was fine. Now sugary drinks tasted like oily molasses. I couldn't stomach it. A year of weening and I can't even drink sugary drinks.
Now I'm drinking more and more water and it's tasting better every day. Now diet soda tastes like shit.
Bonus points: same is true for your diet. If you like fat greasy food in large portions it'll be a fucking pain to switch. If you stick to your guns however, you'll be helped along by the fact that your "favourite foods" stop tasting as good. The why is not clear, but this is documented. Speculation is that it's your gut flora that changes, and basically the bacteria you have send you signals that make you hungry and make you desire things. If you feed them sugar, you'll want sugar.
So, don't start in the first place. If you're on it, ween yourself and it'll get easier. Good luck.
Caleb Baker
The same can be said when comparing european portuguese to brazilian portuguese, their language sound like a moronic rant by a bacalhau trader, this user here is totally right
Dominic Adams
fanta = coke
Grayson Jones
what does this mean
Nolan Ross
Why if it isn't the pot calling the kettle black
Noah Turner
sprite = coca
Justin Sullivan
Pepsi wins again
Brandon Martin
Is it true you hues have to dub Portugese television shows and movies into Brazilian Portuguese, because you can't understand their accents?
Leo Torres
>In Brazil we have this little joke about mascunility, if you're a guy but acts like a girl we say: "This coke is fanta" because you are in coke can but you are a fanta soda. >Got it?
no i didnt get it at all
what
Easton Perez
>mixing with alcohol
Fucking animal.
Hunter Butler
Lol at sodomites claiming they're oppressed when companies guzzle their cum
Connor Jones
The American equivalent is you have some sugar in your gas tank.
Lincoln Miller
If you are a male you are suppose to correspond the label, you should be the coke, not a fanta.
Oliver Reed
How exactly do you "invent" an accent?
Christian Kelly
I have experienced this several times before, but I never thought it was my tastes changing. Thank you for confirming it, this is very good advice for staying healthy.
Ian Gutierrez
Sao Paulo accent looks like they have perpetual cold.
Brody Adams
Lmao jesus fucking Christ
Charles Lee
>Sao Paolo Yeah probably, not a fan if it either
Sebastian James
why are you almost white?
Justin Campbell
Interesting how they are testing this in the Brazilian market before the USA.
Anyone who thinks that this virtue signalling isn't all just calculated business strategies is fucking retarded. They have rooms full of focus groups and PR people churning this shit out, how stupid can you be to think that "oh wow the coke can said they celebrate diversity, coke supports my choices!" These idiots are letting these companies cozy up to their identity and are willing to hand them a bunch of money. Is coke promoting LGBT people to management positions? Are they donating money and funds to open up anything that will help LGBT people? No, because it's not nearly as profitable as just putting "we like fags" on every can and watching the money pour in.
"This man is not manly" "This man is fruity, sweet, etc."
Charles Harris
>tfw like coke >coke is run by SJWs and has been for several years
Well Pepsi is also run by SJWs so I guess it doesn't really matter
Parker Morris
Thanks Hue Bro
I am never drinking coke again.
Robert Torres
Accent development is due to the ecosystem (some pitches travel better in cool/hot air, between some background noises, ...)
Nolan Robinson
This, made a very similar progression. Down 70 pounds since January. I occasionally have a diet coke as a treat, but I switched to Perrier, maybe squirt a little homemade lavender syrup if I want a bit of sugar or something citrus flavored. Soda and beer are the two simplest things to cut out to lose weight and get your taste buds changing.
Evan Nelson
>This coke is fanta" because you are in coke can but you are a fanta soda. This is stupid joke desu
David Reyes
>it's not a conspiracy to push unwanted degeneracy, it's just business! >business run by jews
Kys kike
Brayden Perez
I'm not a fan of colas myself so I don't drink all that much. I fucking love A&W though.
Jackson Hill
Paneleiros is the equivalent of calling someone gay in Portugal. Instead of calling someone a fag, they call them paneleiros.
Alexander Barnes
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Isaiah Baker
Congrats on losing so much weight.
>Speculation is that it's your gut flora that changes I've also heard that food is engineered to be addictive through specific combinations of fat, salt, and sugar. Why fast food hamburgers have so much sugar in the buns and sauces.
>Your taste buds change. I had this experience with, of all things, coffee creamer. I wanted to lose weight so I cut out sugar and switched to black coffee. At first I had to "chase" it with milk because it tasted so bitter, but now I enjoy drinking the strongest, darkest coffee from a French press. Lost the weight, too.
Jeremiah Hall
That's kinda funny tbqhwyfmlmdngdng
Liam Anderson
Never watched Portuguese television but I don't doubt that. We can understand each other without much problem but sometimes I'd rather just speak english with them 2bh kek
Juan Cook
Dumbest joke ever kys
Andrew Bailey
then shoot a hole into it and take a photo of the can you fight sensationalism with sensationalism
Brandon Gray
>PTards use paneleiros as an insult >feed the brazilian SJWs with some made up bullshit that their use of the word is homophobic in nature >SJWs abandon PT Sounds good to me
James Cook
Reminds me of this. We're a failed experiment. The monarchy was the only thing that held this shit together. Just nuke us already.
I know. It doesn't sound any less faggy.
Michael Nguyen
>american fanta tastes like dog shit with a hint of >naranja >naranja
You have to go back, Pedro. Fucking spics can't even type in English.
Caleb Jenkins
Pepsi doesn't stand for this shit.
William Cox
>I've also heard that food is engineered to be addictive through specific combinations of fat, salt, and sugar. Why fast food hamburgers have so much sugar in the buns and sauces.
Ketchup actually from McDonalds is like 5 times as sugary as store bought. If you look up the nutritional info, the bun is BY FAR the worst part, followed by the ketchup. The meat is actually not very caloric, and the other condiments are ok (pickles, mustard, etc). Anyway, cannot into processed white flour, not even once anons.
Charles Young
>The monarchy was the only thing that held this shit together I always considered monarchy retarded, but things are so shit that a few weeks ago I realized that it could reasonably be quite a great improvement And since you seem to be way more into monarchy stuff than me, would the monarch call himself a King or an Emperor?
Carson Campbell
I drink a whiskey and diet coke almost every night. Get at me, huehue faggot.