Why an uncle is not allowed to buy his niece a bikini, lipstick, and underwear?
Why an uncle is not allowed to buy his niece a bikini, lipstick, and underwear?
Nolan White
Adam Cruz
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Gavin Hall
Poor little angel.
Jayden Watson
Yeah this is sad and all but I'm far more concerned about big brother blatantly admitting they can look into your buy history like that
Kevin Ross
Someone is having a party
Dominic Cox
holy fuck this
Liam Stewart
How do they know what he bought?
Robert James
Pay with cash if this concerns you.
Noah Carter
Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave"
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin'
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer"
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance
And then she told me to shush
I guess she could sense my desperation
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl
Ian Jones
What the fuck even are you
Is the Canadian flag a leaf from your flag's tree