Why an uncle is not allowed to buy his niece a bikini, lipstick, and underwear?

Why an uncle is not allowed to buy his niece a bikini, lipstick, and underwear?

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Poor little angel.

Yeah this is sad and all but I'm far more concerned about big brother blatantly admitting they can look into your buy history like that

Someone is having a party

holy fuck this

How do they know what he bought?

Pay with cash if this concerns you.

Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave"
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin'
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer"
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance
And then she told me to shush
I guess she could sense my desperation
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl

What the fuck even are you
Is the Canadian flag a leaf from your flag's tree

could have been store security camera
but mostly they are watching everything you do.
our politicians are traitors and tyrants

hey retard..
>Step 1: Find him on secruity
>Step 2: Find the purchases logged in the computers that match the timestamp on the cameras
>Step 3: compare what sections of the shop they're in on your cameras with all purchases that match the timestamp

WOW MUH GOBBERMINTS GUN NO WHUDDA BOUGHT

probably checked his credit card to see if they could track him

See You're not safe just cuz you pay for things in cash.. you're pretty retarded if you think otherwise.

wtf is this from? I like it desu

A FUCKING TREE

youtube.com/watch?v=I915tOiR9sM

It ended well anyway, thank fuck.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3587813/Tennessee-schoolgirl-nine-kidnapped-obsessed-uncle-week-ago-alive.html

Ok but how do we know he is guilty? If anything it could just be a normal ancap selling his niece for high quality opium.

>leave phone and other devices that track you at home
>put on a hat and other articles of clothing that obscure your identity
>drive an older car that doesn't have tracking features
>pay with cash

I'm curious to know how you can be tracked this way.

>Selling
Do you guys never lease or rent?

what are you sixteen? the gov and peak into your bank with a warrant they stamp almost instantaneously

cute..

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The girl was probably reported missing and he was the suspect long before they searched his bank records.

What sizes were the bikini and underwear? I feel this could be the difference between two different levels of danger.

>Take niece out of school because her mom is too busy sucking cocks to pick her up
>Drop her off at her house and go home
>Niece gets kidnapped, you become the prime suspect, and CNN tells everyone about your crossdressing fetish

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norfolk_Island

>>older car that doesn't have tracking features
>license plate that you were given by the DMV
>CCTV cameras and stoplight cameras

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That looks like beach shit.

My cousin got in trouble awhile back because he shaved his daughters legs without the permission from her mother.

>>license plate that you were given by the DMV
>>CCTV cameras and stoplight cameras

Yes, but how would they know where to look?

based pastor, in the UK you would have had to hold him at spoonpoint

They have an AI search all the cameras.