I'll start:
2000 - I voted for Al Gore because I was a young idiot and thought Bush was stupid.
2004 - I voted for Kerry because I still thought Bush was stupid and evil. Plus I was still in grad school so I hadn't had a real job yet.
2008 - Finally redpilled, I voted for McCain because there was no way I would vote for a nigger and even though I didn't like McCain there was a chance to get a hot conservative MILF into the white house (pic related).
2012 - Voted for Romney because I actually wanted him to become president, plus there was no way I'd vote for a nigger.
2016 - Voted for Trump because I agreed with so many of his policies, lack of political correctness etc. Plus there is no way I would want Hillary fucking Clinton to be president.