Gas us all now

Gas us all now.

He's going to kill his mother.

This is abuse.

Too bad that if you call the government you know the kid risks getting abused by the pedo elite

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Very cruel and selfish thing to do. Just to get some virtue signalling points.

Just another liberal child abuser

That's a satirical publication you retard. Your stupidity has violated the NAP and I will now tomahawk missile your dumb ass.

16 years from now there will be a murder suicide

In France you can't name your children stupid shit like "Vagina" or "Dovahkiin". That poor kid's life is basically ruined until he can get his name legally changed.

I expect this shit from canada

Holy shit my sides.
That kid is going to get beaten daily till he's 30

Kid's nickname is cunt.

THIS SHIT IS FAKE AND YOU ALL SHOULD FEEL BAD FOR NOT CHECKING SRC

Nuclear fire will cleanse the land

>Reductress
This is a feminist satire site.

Fuck off nigger

it's satire

>name daughter cock
WTF YOU FUCKING PIG SHE'S A CHILD!!!!!!

My post was pointing out that it is a fake article. You're almost as stupid as that faggot, OP.

degeneracy like this is verboten here

It's a satire magazine before you all get too involved in this. The real story is that this article is apparently racist for peeps on twitter.

The beauty of the piece is that it sounds real as feminism is fucktarded,

That ain't shit. I already let my wife her son Pussy Dribble.

fake newds

It's more fun to pretend, idiot. Do you think every post here is made in utter seriousness?

shes coming to get you Sup Forums

shes coming to get you

just another day in weimerica

it would be offensive not to call him a pussy

This woman deserves to have her child taken away from her. This is abuse.

It's a satire site you faggots. Do some basic googling

I really hope this is a parody.How long do you think until he kills himself in school?

isn't it illegal to name your kid harmful shit like that?

Like names that legitimately double their chances of suicide by 15?

Lmao

This cannot be real.

by the time he turns 19, he'll either be a twink or a complete badass that nobody wants to fuck with

you retards seriously can't make a single google search to figure out this is satire?

that's where I go to hunt Tahr and Chamois

he should just move to australia and try to blend in.

Not enough gas in the world.