RIP Illinois

Nice knowing you all.

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Hopefully Illinois can reach old levels of white people thanks to negroes chimping out.

>Cut EBT
>Massive chimpout, massive damage
>Declare state of emergency
>Welfare problem solves itself
>Get FEMA funding to rebuild

Where did the tax money go, asks the criminal bitch, it went to people like you!

My state has a graft problem too like the rest, but Illinois is legendarily corrupt.

The dumb broad keeps saying "controller", though she is the comptroller. Affirmative action strikes again.

>medicaid
So it's Obama's fault...
again

What's Illinois fucking problem

>Elect Republican Governor
>budget crisis

You really can't trust these retards with money.

>we will not default on our debt service payments because we have never defaulted on our debt service payments

>How do you pronounce Illinoisian?

Texan here, stay safe Illinois Bros, stock up on ammo.

chicagoan here. I'm surprised she's not speaking spanish.

So that's what Eddie Munster is up to these days...

Who is this bulldyke?

This is going to make for some great livestreams

>mfw Illinois will be the first American state to adopt Ancap policies

>first republican gov in forever
>elected 2 years ago to try to fix illinois
gr8 b8 tho

This is a flase flag to start the civil war. Happeningcon 2! GTF IN HERE.

lmfao libtards about to be culturally enriched by chimpcongo

Chicago is the new Detroit.

this was one of the most disgraceful pieces of CYA I have ever seen.

Look at that mongrel looking shit.

No wonder the state is going hell.

Can I get a quick rundown? What is an Illinois?

I hope California can follow suit in the coming years

A state with really flat land. It's home to Chicago, colloquially known as Chiraq due to the massive amounts of gang violence and violent crimes. They can't into fiscal responsibility so they're going broke.

Is this satire?

so, a welfare state isnt able to keep itself afloat?

fuck it, i want to see welfare stop for a few weeks, fuck those lazy niggers.

gotdamit upside down monkies. lurk more and stfu.

How long before trump sends in the NG to cleanse the hood?

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She says all this while sitting on a desk chair worth a thousand dollars.

Your country is boring and gay

there's nothing like an aeron tho desu

No really, for something this bad I'm curious as to why there isn't more views? did the entire state not see the warning message? Where is the original video and where are the links?

Its where 90% of the nations ethanol and fertilizer comes from. These people are apple store clerks and baristas. Jackasses

>IL been wanting to ween the darkies off the welfare teet for a long time
>cant do it cause of gibmedats
>only way to get them off is to sink the state into financial ruin

Its all part of the plan.

>illinois
>lolis in io

I know I own one. It's just hilarious how that kind of thing goes unnoticed by these incompetent morons because of they're so out of touch with reality.

Dirt Broke.

This does actually describe the alt-light pretty well

Was getting caught part of their plan?

Why does the tooth like to be licked?

It just was uploaded today and I would bet most people don't even know what the fuck a comptroller even is.

Well its 3am in Illinois right now. Check it tomorrow.

WHERE IS OBAMA LEAF TO EXPLAIN THIS

SURELY THIS IS THE FAULT OF RIGHT WING RETARDS

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Their solution is to borrow more money.
lol

this is what commies should be shot

you americans knew how to deal with commies back then. what happened ?

They put this out in the dead of night so they can sneak away on their private jets before the riots. Tomorrow/tonight should be glorious.

this is why *

>let a woman run shit
>it goes bankrupt
welp

Chicagoan here. We've known about this for at least forty years. Corruption catches up eventually.
Grab a hotdog and an Old Style; it's gonna be a ride.

God we haven't had a good riot in TOO long

I'm thirsty af for some chimpout livestreams

Both sides have tax increases in their budgets that will fill the hole.

It's just a debate now over other issues.

Wont the state just be bailed out by other states? Or just keep borrowing money. Nothing is happening

Yea most people these days got their head in their ass instead of seeing the bigger picture, most people get their news from social media these days instead of TV.

Holy shit. I've been nervous about this, but it's happening now. So quickly. This plus Oregon's genderless IDs and Hawaii trying to make basic income work tells me it's here, lads. Where are the preppers at? It's time. I wish I were better prepared.

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Chicago police scanner thread is going to be fucking insane.

I hope and pray their niggers, lefties, and retards don't flee to Indiana. We already have enough problems.

when the 5% income tax expired?
wtf does that mean?

Lol, if Illinois is just as Mexican as the speaker, riots are assured

There are a dozen states almost as big or bigger in only slightly better fiscal shape. What then?

The state was practically on the verge of failing while Obama was in the Senate there too. Its been on the verge teetering back and forth for a very long time.

Did someone say FEMA funding?

Nothing bad will happen because they'll just borrow more money and then create another crisis so that they can get yet even more money.

Just watch. No riots.

>Wont the state just be bailed out by other states?
Any bailout will come at the federal level. (DC will give the nod to the Federal Reserve)

Lemme buy you a beer.

McCarthy got a little to trigger happy and fucked it up for the rest of us.

>What is an Illinois?
Chicago State

bold plan, cotton

If we literally killed everyone he listed we'd be much better off.

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You have never been described as "smart" or "bright" have you.

Post tits or gtfo.

hope a bunch of the spics mooching off gibs leave too

They pay federal tax + state tax (+city tax maybe like in NYC). State tax was not renewed.

>hire Puerto Ricans to balance the state budget
>state budget looks like Puerto Rico's

shocker

My sister just moved to Illinois a few months ago against my family's hernest advice.
Good job, sis.

>The face of someone who fucked up.

lol, all the time, roastie

oh of course.
just admit it, you don't wanna pay working ppl for their work and all you ever wanna do is give everything to the rich

This.

I'll buy you a beer and we can kick back and watch the livestream.

WHAT IN THE GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING SHIT???

LADS PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE, A RIB, A PRANK....

I LIVE IN CHICAGO.....

HOLY SHIT.....

Please no..... Not yet, it's too early.

Going to buy AMMUNITION TODAY.

Lads, what to do?????

why didnt nig obama help his home state?

>obama library has to be sold for cash

LOL

What is FEMA?

>just a nihilistic hatred of liberals
i have a nihilistic hate conservative shitbag ziocons too, retarded kike article woman

she is proud of wasting tax dollars on nigs who wont graduate highschool and old geezers who will die next year anyways so that her state owes billions of dollars it cant pay back

i have heard enough. burn her shes a witch

>SHOTS FIRED AT THE POLICE
>NEED MEDIC HERE
>SHOTS FIRED BY THE POLICE
>TOO MANY OF THEM, NEED PERIMETER SUPPORT
>HEY HEY HEY GET ON THE GROUND

kek

US gov prints money out of thin air
>one of its states goes broke
What makes sense here?
>Jews

GO BUY AMMO

Do you have family outside of the city?

I don't get the reference and I don't care, but I think it's funny how some of you buy into obvious hype again and again, but you're enlightened.

Forgive me for being at the point in my life where I know almost everything in society is bullshit, including everything a politician says.

>democrat state legislature can't come up with a budget that doesn't include all the gibs
>this is somehow the governor's fault
>leafs never understand how our government works

Is this what living in a monarchy does to people?

All according to plan, the Fed is increasing it's grip.

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so you elect a republican to give tax cuts to the rich?

makes sense

Fuck yeah, don't mind me, I might stroke myself lightly through my pants during some of the lulzier moments.

Can't help it on account of I'm not a cancerous newfag.

Is it pronounced 'Illinoians' or 'illinoisans'

As I sincerely doubt the French 'nois' becomes 'noisan'

Yeah, going TODAY.

I know a great gun shop, Midwest Gun Shop.

Going today. Gonna stock up on ammo.

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No, the closest family is in Texas.....

Damn it.

All of this happened too soon, I knew it was going to happen eventually, and was preparing accordingly.

This is too sudden, they say that this Friday they have to pass the budget. WTF