/ptg/ President Trump General - Mika Bleeding Badly From A Facelift Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

APPEARANCES
>cnn exposed as fake news
youtu.be/l2G360HrSAs - Veritas 2 - vanjones nothing burger 6/28/17
youtu.be/jdP8TiKY8dE - Veritas 1 - American Pravda 6/26/17
>Pres Trump meets w/Immigration Crime Victims 6/28/17
youtu.be/wYi31uvAQiw
>Pres Trump leads the tribes on High Energy roundtable 6/28/17
youtu.be/KKubD7uIgMI
>Press Trump meets Chicago Cubs 6/28/17
youtu.be/j6V3QQRBXdU
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, ICE Act Dir Homan, )audio only) 6/28/17
youtu.be/U2Y0th9xSv8
>VP Pence remarks @ Tendon Mfctng Cleveland OH 6/28/17
youtu.be/zIJUIoE-WMg
>Pres Trump meets with GOP Senators on healthcare 6/27/17
youtu.be/0H3Xq3LlUGY
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, Sec of Energy Perry) 6/27/17
youtu.be/KqhGTU24VPc
>State Dept Press Brief 6/27/17
youtu.be/HjHzMrPVmGQ
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

FUN STUFF
>NEWT playlist on Trumpism
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCImdeL-0Jpv7uE-DiVGZnNn8T_c-L6NZ
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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youtube.com/watch?v=xDbIDKel-O4
youtu.be/gE4FtDOl-Bk
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Big dick daddy Trump does it again

The fucking salt Donald!

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

get rekt mika

TOPPEST OF TOP SHELF FUCKING KEKS!!!!

is "I said no!" the best line of 2017 so far?

POST YFW TRUMP DOES EARLY MORNING ROASTS

Dumb as rock Mika is top tier because it's true

all she does is go on these emotional rambles while the guys on the set ignore whatever she says

So what was on Joe today that made him tweet?

Watching Trumps's tweet counter going crazy is fun

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this is fucking savage

THERE IS NO EARTHLY WAY OF KNOWING

WHICH DIRECTION WE ARE GOING

What the hell did Joe say this morning to turn Trump so Savage.

A little hypocritical bashing Mika on plastic surgery when his wife and daughters exist.

"psycho joe" almost as good as "murderin' joe"

Someone tweet Mika to be careful! She's gonna get strangled!
She might be a cunt but i'd hit it.

HR bills 3003 + 3004 are today; the House will vote on sending spics back!
govtrack.us/congress/bills/115/hr3003
H.R. 3003: No Sanctuary for Criminals Act
>Defunding federal grants from Sanctuary Cities/States/Districts and allowing citizens to sue those entities if they don't enforce federal immigration laws
>Cities in red states like Texas and Arizona will probably feel the pressure to change policies, Dem coastal strongholds like California and New York/Jersey will likely take the financial hit
govtrack.us/congress/bills/115/hr3004
H.R. 3004: Kate’s Law
>Imposes MUCH harsher minimum sentences on criminal illegal aliens who repeatedly ignore deportation orders and commit violent or dangerous crimes
>Tough penalties will create a massive deterrent to new arrivals
Voting begins at 1:30 PM and ends at 5:30 PM.
c-span.org/video/?430476-2/us-house-meets-legislative-business
Stay tuned!!

>Trump is my shitposter in chief

18 more years!

Who the fuck is Luke O'Neil and why did he feel the need to get his account verified

HOW WILL JOE AND MIKA EVER RECOVER? IS THERE ANY POSSIBILITY OF RECOVERY?

Shill here, I rag on Drumpf all the time, but his tweet made me have a giggle. It's your only win Drumpf

>libshits so triggered, they can't even come up with a witty insult anymore

youtube.com/watch?v=xDbIDKel-O4
HERE COMES THE LIBERAL HORDE

FACT 9/10 posters will get this wrong

after he became president people were saying that he will stop with his twitter shitposting. 5 months in and he's still the same madman.

I watched the first half on hour, the usual Trump is a liar a fraud, everthing is a disaster, he is so horrible, etc.

this
what did he say this morning?

Holy shit every day he's just been blowing people the fuck out.

Fucking hell. Shitposter in chief.

Great we got a split.
Think he'll go further?

I SAID NO!

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>liberals think this isn't what we voted for

These tweets about Morning Joe is another fine example that shows how unpresidential and unprofessional Trump is. This man should have never been allowed to run. He is still so quickly butthurt when people criticize him, it would have been laughable would it not have been so sad and pathetic.

As a public figure you should just ignore these people, be the bigger person. He is not capable of letting something slip. People will continue to criticize him. People like poking him till the point that he gets mad again.

Not surprised if Trump got bullied a lot at school.

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This is why I voted for him. This and the Wall.

Legendary bantz. We'll never see anything close to it in our lifetimes again. Cherish this man.

Umm she just looks like she's aged a bit. Where's the evidence of plastic surgery?

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NOOOOOOOOO DOCTOR PRESIDENT TRUMP!
DON'T MAKE ME WIN ANYMORE!

>Bleeding Badly From A Facelift

meme real now

Maybe he's trying to get Joe to kill. Again.

Yeah but they're worth looking at.

> Just one question. How did you get parts of Arab land if my eyes are fine

The same way Portugal got any other land. The two thing that gave Portugal the edge were: bigger, faster and more powerful ships and longer range and more reliable canons. So it basically went like this:

> travel farther than any other power
> send a scout inland to check the strength of the defenders
> take a beach, bay or another position you can defend from sea
> build a fort, squash any opposition
> establish trade with the locals

Notice how England went deep into Africa while Portugal stuck to the coastline all around Africa, in India, Middle East and east Asia all the way to Japan

SHILLS BTFO

Well, she's from New York

His grammar gives me a headache sometimes.

I have a feeling he watched Hannity recap Joe's liberal insanity and replied because of that

Maybe she had been 'injured'

>CNN is on fire and plummeting in ratings
>Trump now spearheading an attack on MSNBC guaranteed to make them unhinged and batshit crazy for weeks

THIS IS IT

THIS IS FUCKING IT

WE ARE NOW ON THE FUCKING ATTACK, WE ARE NOW ON OFFENSE

LMFAO


holy shit, those fucking tweets

I'M

I'M LOOKING INSIDE

AND I'VE BEEN

MYSTIFIED

AT WHAT I SAW

This is golden era tier of Trump shitposting. Glad he hasn't lost his edge.

No way, I am sure someone has run to the Oval Office by now and took his phone away.

Her hair is a different color

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her father is incredibly smart but she's so fucking stupid. she can't even try to stay neutral or subtle her with agenda

More like DONALD DUMP

I wish Trump's tweets were all done in Vocaroo format

IT DIDN'T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY


YOU COULD'VE CHOSEN A DIFFERENT PATH


YOUR FATE IS YOUR OWN DOING


CRAZY LOW IQ BLEEDING PSYCHO!


*bing*

dammit drumpf you just alerted a liberal horde!

Time to make an idiot out of myself.
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DONALD

DONALD NO GIVE IT BACK

But why would you go to Arab land if you weren't going to wipe them all out? Or at least destroy Mecca? Kind of a wasted opportunity, Satan.

>is
was* ;^)

>bleeding from a failed face-lift. I said no!

Do you think he showed Melania before he pressed send? Did she giggle?

KEK, even Fox news can't manipulate their polls that bad.

Everyone prefers Obamacare over that shitty Trumpcare

What if he locked the doors?

youtu.be/gE4FtDOl-Bk

MSNBC livestream. Rewind it 15 mins to the end of the show. Watch Mika's face. She's in pain.

>muh generation zyklon

explain this

>she was bleeding badly from a face-lift
God, he's a tacky nigger.

I'm sitting here like...

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It was commercial break when the first tweet came in.

Jesus, that is savage

lol how bad do you think she was bleeding and where from?

INVITE ME TO YOUR NEW YEAR'S PARTY

Can confirm yes.

The chaos president is the best president.

>(((Study)))

This is your president

Have you no shame?

What have i become my sweetest friend~

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I get the feeling Melania would have wanted it 10x more savage

>be you for your entire life
>become successful billionaire
>become the most powerful man in existence

You do not change a winning formula.

Hahaha, I can imagine KAC, Ivanka, and Reince just banging on his door and Trump and Bannon laughing behind it with no fucks to give.

kek, isn't Disney making an animatronic robot to the hall of presidents with Trump himself voicing it?

He should borrow it, start and YouTube Channel and, having the robot to read his tweets as well. A cool 2 million views every episode, that's for sure.

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That's what I thought too. I don't know the answer though. It was in this video about race and IQ:
youtube.com/watch?v=6SJNVb0GnPI

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I can't think of anything more American

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8/10 didn't call joe's music shit

How is it tacky? He's a counterpuncher. You should hear what they were saying about him. youtu.be/k21kIPMIx1k

oi vey we picked out a bunch of faggot kids and extrapolated it

You can tell Joe has a volatile temper. The wild eyes, the hunched shoulders, the tension in his face, this is not a man unaccustomed to violent outbursts.

Do we have an update on if spicer is going to have a closed, off camera conference again? They said they would update it by 9am

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Did we go back in time a year? Is it the primaries all over again? Fucking brutal

>responding to the finn

stop