LOOK WHO IS BACK.... AND ITS TINY ALSO

NOW WE KNOW WHY SHIA IS SO MAD

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This nasty nigger then washes his face with the urine

Lmao

Christ he is such a mess.

Where is the flag Shia ?

He looks kinda fat
No, I dont mean american-fat.
I mean dad-bod fat

What the fuck happened

i think /pol broke this faggot..... look how he went full on Howard Hughes in a less dignifying way even.... what a looser

i guess it's our job to find the uncensored version now right?

Germany, if thats what you feel in your heart should be done, I guess thats what should happen... cat isnt going back in the bag now

OP
>that flag
>that link
>that autistic writing

It looks about 4 inches flaccid, and more girls have touched it than have even looked you in the eye.

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Show me his Jew benis

Is he on an early phase of becoming a pajeet?

Ahoy, wha' did ye say about me ye farrgin' Australian nancy? ye should walk th' plank fer yer actions t' unrelentin' queer.

Pretty much this...

Shia has evolved into his final form. Now, if he were on a street corner arguing with a wall nobody would give him a second glance, for he truly has become a crazy homeless person.

>Australia
>thinks that's pretty big
Why do you embarrass your self so much Australia?

Next season when?

>never been in a locker room.

His dick is normal

Why the fuck do retards insist on peeing into bodies of water?

Like why can't you just piss in the bushes or behind a tree? If you're just whipping your cock out anyways why the hell do you insist on peeing into a place where people are swimming or possibly drinking from.

>judges a dick by how big it is while flaccid
MUH

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I thought it was gonna be micro penis level but like wtf....
It's just an average dick dude. what's the big deal

So now you have seen Shia's dick, you are cucked by Shia now

>Pees on the river
>Washes his face
What did he mean by this?

>haha tiny penis
why are you obsessed with cock?

This is true, flaccid penis are small when not aroused. Maybe US anons penis don't work because of they are too fat.

>judging a flaccid dick

>average

Dicklets will never learn...

>taking a piss
>not holding your dick

might as well drop your pants to your ankles and pull your shirt up

t. Penis expert

I think Sup Forums broke this man.

ITS HUUUGE

t. faggot

Ooh what a cheeky, playful little penis! Look at it, isn't it lovely darlings? Let's take it prisoner in our boy holes. Let's snatch it

maybe he's a grower not a shower

>about an unlucky crab fisherman who sets out to help a young man with Down syndrome get into a professional wrestling school

To cast Shia as Downy was a brilliant move. He can just be himself. And maybe he was taught wrestling, so he'll be the official tard wrangler soon

I'm sure Hollywood beat us to it

>It's bigger than mine

i am happy he is back to carbs
he was seriously becoming a lunatic with that crossfit and primal trash

goooooooooooooooooooooood god, that is seriously the gayest thing I have ever read. Are you an expert in sounding gay as humanly possible? I dont even think Richard Simmons could sound that fucking gay, and he is gay as fuck. You should check your anus because I am almost positive, and I am sitting half the world away, that you have a benis in your anus as we speak. You might need some primepence to un-gay your self, and im not even sure if that would work. Holy shit..

Is this one of those ancient jewish tricks?

>drinking ocean water

This.

ITT: women that don't know how dicks work

>Sup Forums is still stalking Shia after all this time

Memes may come and go but some things never change.

Drinking saltwater

Average male hand is 3.3 inches

its been more than 6 months since the alt right and the meme gang asaulted him and hi's art project

Their ranks where to big and they had way to much free time, even when going home, Shia found himself watching the live stream of "he will not devide us", looking at those alt right neo nazis

lowly Shia became a broken man, he assaulted a minor on stream, and not much later his strean was canceled, he reopened the stream, the trolls got him again in less than a week

now six months later Shia has realized what he trully must do to defeat donald trump, He must become indian

He reaches the shore, he unzips his pants, and he starts to urinate in the water, after he is done he reaches down, and washes his hads in pee water, he raises his hands, and tuches his face while thinking that from now on everyone should call him "Shajeet Labhattacharyya"

he leaves the shore as a new man. with a new name

Why does Sup Forums hate Sunni LeFluff?

He's lazy hippy fat. Low T

There are worse things than piss in rivers and oceans m8 lad.

WHO'S THE MAN BEHIND THE CAMERA

>that dude that says every other dudes dick is tiny

All this time, I thought he had a vagina.

I remember when I was like 11 looking up "average penis size" to see how I compared. I didnt realize that the average of 6" was when erect and was ashamed of my 5 inch flaccid penis. It wasn't until years later I realized I had a huge cock.

I'm never swimming in the ocean now.

>The controversial actor stars alongside Dakota Johnson and Bruce Dern in the flick, about an unlucky crab fisherman who sets out to help a young man with Down syndrome get into a professional wrestling school.

wat? who writes these movies

Probably Shia's pedo dad.

I measured his hand width and triangulated his postion based on the stars

he is below average height therfore his hands must below avergae too so his flaccid penis size is below average

EXPOSED MATERIAL STRAIGHT TO TMZ

Wow guys hands are that small? Mines 4 across and I thought I had small hands. Also great post

It was never his dad, it was his voice acting coach during the "Even Steven". Years. I'm not sure how you guys got that confused.

a wild shia appears

God bless this mess.

I used to shit in the ocean when I was between residences.

His Mom is a fucking gypsy. He's probably been scrubbing his face with piss for years.

Even when he's hard he has a tiny peepee x

Make me Kek. If you want to get real autistic about it and get a more accurate size just compare his hand to the size of something with a set size like a soda can or something.

It's interesting how everyone on 4channel claims to have a penis in the 99th percentile. Be confident in yourselves, fags. You don't need to lie about penis size on an anonymous forum.
>tfw 5.25" penis

and have you stopped and gave the thought a chance that it might seem for you that everyone here has a huge dick BECAUSE only people with genuine huge dicks feel the need to talk about it?

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also just to fuck with you I'm genuine 7.2 but with mild ED because PE gave me mild venous leak

7.5

ok, lets get real about it then, I have an 8" penis, average girth. Im a shower & a grower. I am almost positive someone is going to say im lying.... in 3....2.....1.

You guys have been fucked in the head by porn.

(((They))) built him up, we broke him. Just look at what he's become, Christ.

You think that's big enough to create a neovagina?

That's a normal sized penis sir, probably around 6-6.5 inches erect.

I actually like him since his first performance art with him not being famous anymore. Please hang out with me Shia

>that I.D.
You've barbecued too much THC if you think you can guess his erect size from flaccid.

5.5 here user your not alone.

>mfw this thread is the worst of Sup Forums and /r9k//

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my dick looks slightly smaller than that when flaccid and i grow to 6.8"

i really doubt he's small

wtf is that movie ?

fucking pussy can't handle a lil bit of salt?

>this is what Sup Forums can do to a man
JUST

He's been broken ever since he appeared on Nymphomaniac Vol. 2

A FUCKING GRAPEJUICE BOTTLE

J U S T

Wrong hans, my hands are 4.3 inches and my penis is 7.5 inches.

Solid 7 with curve here probably 7.2-3 if it was flattened out. Flaccid size does not matter.

you dumb retard can't measure

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>fucking Sup Forums debating Shia's dick size.
You here Shia?

LOOOL THATS NOT FLACCID YOU IDIOTS

THATS ALMOST FULLY ERECT. Look at the piss stream. He's about as hard as you can be before you can no longer piss. LOOL.

Shit, do you guys have dicks? You can see how swollen his cock is?

He's at like 5 or 6/10 on the boner scale

SHIA, JUST STOP

He was getting fucked in the ass by Hollywood way before we got to him.

When did he say that was pretty big?

>tfw way smaller flaccid but way bigger erect

nymphomaniac

>Shit, do you guys have dicks? You can see how swollen his cock is?
my dick looks like that completely flaccid. shower, not grower. I'm not big at all; 5 inches hard, I literally gain like an inch

that's not tiny
do the same stance yourself or even just sit down and watch inches disappear

Anyone with a new flag is a FAGGOT.
Agreed

6.5, but I'm a chink

ITT: everyone has an above avg dick

I'm about 8 but have chronic impotence and was circumcised at like, age 22 so my penis looks deformed unless it's hard.

Really the obsession with cut and uncut and size is deeply unhealthy.