HR bills 3003 + 3004 are today; the House will vote on sending spics back! govtrack.us/congress/bills/115/hr3003 H.R. 3003: No Sanctuary for Criminals Act >Defunding federal grants from Sanctuary Cities/States/Districts and allowing citizens to sue those entities if they don't enforce federal immigration laws >Cities in red states like Texas and Arizona will probably feel the pressure to change policies, Dem coastal strongholds like California and New York/Jersey will likely take the financial hit govtrack.us/congress/bills/115/hr3004 H.R. 3004: Kate’s Law >Imposes MUCH harsher minimum sentences on criminal illegal aliens who repeatedly ignore deportation orders and commit violent or dangerous crimes >Tough penalties will create a massive deterrent to new arrivals Voting begins at 1:30 PM and ends at 5:30 PM. c-span.org/video/?430476-2/us-house-meets-legislative-business Stay tuned!
Jayden Moore
APOLOGIZE!!!
Luis Mitchell
I was reading comments and a few talked about how he raped his ex wife so I googled it and holy shit this guy is scary. How does Ivanka not stand with her mother?
The book, by former Texas Monthly and Newsweek reporter Harry Hurt III, described a harrowing scene. After a painful scalp reduction surgery to remove a bald spot, Donald Trump confronted his then-wife, who had previously used the same plastic surgeon. “Your fucking doctor has ruined me!” Trump cried.
What followed was a “violent assault,” according to Lost Tycoon. Donald held back Ivana’s arms and began to pull out fistfuls of hair from her scalp, as if to mirror the pain he felt from his own operation.
He tore off her clothes and unzipped his pants. “Then he jams his penis inside her for the first time in more than sixteen months. Ivana is terrified… It is a violent assault,” Hurt writes. “According to versions she repeats to some of her closest confidantes, ‘he raped me.’”
Following the incident, Ivana ran upstairs, hid behind a locked door, and remained there “crying for the rest of night.” When she returned to the master bedroom in the morning, he was there.
“As she looks in horror at the ripped-out hair scattered all over the bed, he glares at her and asks with menacing casualness: ‘Does it hurt?’” Hurt writes.
Trump could die today and I would probably celebrate. Fuck this asshole.
Noah Nelson
If I was CNN, I would get ready for that tape coming today
Liam Watson
THA SHMUKAS
Oliver Walker
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Eli Thomas
>This reminds me: how is @FLOTUS's campaign against cyber-bullying going? I hope she dropped it and instead concentrate on kids in hospitals.
Nathaniel Hughes
My favorite part of Trump's Twitter is that future Earthlings will study it when learning about this time period.
Grayson Garcia
and now he has alienated even more people!
How low can he go!
Henry Bailey
I like how every news station in this great country read those two tweets as BREAKING NEWS. God bless America.
Grayson Allen
cnn is crying about it
Samuel Roberts
CORRECT THE RECORD
Landon James
They were never on his side you dope.
Ryder Butler
DAMN, MIKA FUCKING BURNED HIM WITH HER BRILLIANT RESPONSE. WILL HE EVER RECOVER??
Eli Cruz
Do you feel it?
Jonathan Hughes
MSNBC hasnt mentioned it yet.
Elijah Diaz
>Mean tweets >Shocking assault
Pick one and only one you histrionic fake news faggots.
Ian King
"Be courteous to all.” -Washington “With malice toward none.” -Lincoln “Low-IQ Crazy Mika…was bleeding badly from a facelift.” -Trump
How far we've come.
Henry Wood
keep crying faggot
Levi Bell
NIGGAS ON TWITTER GETTING REAL ANGRY RIGHT NOW. The best part? They will continue to sit on their asses and do absolutely nothing. #Resist #HarryPotter #TheOrangeOne #FightBack #FreedomFighter
Nathaniel Diaz
I wonder how Melania's campaign against cyber buylling is going so far.
Wyatt Perez
he did NOT make fun of her looks
he made fun of her trying to change her looks, so sad, just age gracefully you cunt
Adrian Davis
>two never Trumpers
Who cares.
Chase Morris
>THE TRUMP ADMIN. IS THE MOST SECRETIVE IN OUR LIFETIME.
hahahaha what a fucking moron
Lucas Green
>pyscho joe of course they won't mention it
Luke Cooper
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Christopher Jones
The complete collapse of the Republican party? Yes.
Democrats more energized than ever, Republicans less popular than ever!
Christopher Nelson
Finland with the endless bait
Connor Robinson
Did Joe and Mika react on camera?
Dylan Gomez
Have faith, the salt miners will not disappoint us.
Julian Bennett
I SAID NO!
Sebastian Carter
it's for children
Dominic Powell
>travel ban being rolled out + anti-immigration legislation being passed >media is crying about his tweets
beautiful
John Lee
>Psycho Joe
Elijah Mitchell
Tay sent her doctor to save us. Who here wearing sunscreen while shitposting?
Luis Edwards
HANNITY NO
>anyone with the name mccain >/ourside/
Eli Thompson
THERE IS NO TURNING BACK
Austin Jenkins
>Why doesn't drumpf just sit there and take it Hmmm?
Gabriel Anderson
still after all this evidence and time demoshits are still projecting this hard
David Nguyen
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Christian Stewart
I can already see these tweets on midterm ads
Nathan Davis
>I get it every day of my life
Then eat a proper diet and exercise more.
Leo Green
>#Morning Joe
is trending, not psycho joe????
Lincoln Davis
>now back to my report: Why Trump is Hitler and Why He Will Kill Your Grandmother Followed by >Is Barron Autistic? Followed by >Similarities Between Melania and Eva Braun
Wyatt Flores
if trump was wrong or lying about her facelift she'd have a strong case that it could hurt her career; however, she responded with an attempt at insult about the size of his body parts (lol at mccain) so that means Trump is correct, she had weeping facelift wounds and christmas
Benjamin Gomez
Fuck that bitch, I have to mute the stream anytime she opens her fat stupid mouth
Jayden Phillips
If it is bait, can you refute a single point?
James Wilson
A literal CTR shill is on Fox right now.
Mason Howard
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Xavier Sanchez
But they were always so nice to Trump!
And this is how he repays their polite and respectful behavior towards him?
Brandon Gonzalez
23D intergallactic chess
Lucas Wilson
I apologize for you being an American and the biggest faggoty pussy on planet earth. I also apologize to the world that you haven't killed yourself yet and taken your family with you in order to prevent more diseases like you from being spawned. SORRY TO EVERYONE!
Jackson Evans
Trump is just baiting the last (((NeverTrumpers))) to come out. After winnignfor 2 years straight fighting them head-on the more outrageous shit he does the less of them are left in that group because they either STFU of joined him. But there's some still out there so he's trying to bait them to come out. Trump has said several times that he never forgets who goes against him. Might have something to do with 2018 elections.
Bentley Long
>tiny hands joke in response
Adam Brown
I
I'M LOOKING INSIDE
AND I'VE BEEN
MYS-TI-FIEEED
AT WHAT I SAW
Liam Williams
lol everything his does is OMG SO SHOCKING THIS IS PAST THE LINE LOOK AT ME< I AM OUTRAGED Have they never read the boy that cryed wolf?
Anthony White
Sasse has always been against Trump. He hates him.
Colton Allen
Very astute observation, essentially confirms that Mika has indeed had plastic surgery. Trump is brutal, he knows EXACTLY where to attack people.
These faggots at CNN are really trying to say they aren't activists?
Jack Flores
cried*
Jacob Nelson
Sounds like a sunscreen salesman.
Wyatt Howard
PSYCHO JOE HE HOLDS HIS INTERN HIGH PUSHES HER DOWN AND THEN SHE DIES
Hudson Morales
Even ultra conservative Ben Shapiro is turning on Trump
John Murphy
No, drumpf is a jewish puppet, and you're a fat redditor eating cake
get the fuck out
Jeremiah Butler
>bleeding badly from a facelift I LOVE THIS MAN SO MUCH THANK YOU AMERICA FOR THIS MAN THIS IS SO WONDERFUL, BETTER THAN TV AHAHAHAHA
Joseph Scott
I really don't think there's any First Lady-style cause that Melania can take that wouldn't be undermined by her husband simply being the way he is.
Anti-obesity: Our president is a fatass. He thinks that people shouldn't exercise because we all have a finite amount of energy that exercise eats up. I guess if we exercise all the energy away, we'll die or something? Makes sense, because as we all know only lazy people live long lives.
Literacy and education: Donald apparently doesn't like to read. He also speaks like he's illiterate. I'd bet good money that he'll go down as the most willfully ignorant president our country has ever had.
Civil rights and diversity: Donald doesn't like Mexicans, he doesn't like Muslims, and he's got a sketchy past with African Americans.
Women's empowerment: Hah!
No matter what cause Melania chose (or whatever cause was chosen for her, because let's face it, she doesn't give a shit), her husband will be there to be a living representation of whatever the cause is supposed to fight.
Kayden Hill
He is also a Deep State Shill especially in the Russian collusion investigation.
Gabriel Young
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS
YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS
Logan Wilson
>starting the week with 9-O >end it with Joe /ptg/ in real life?
Julian Bennett
You wanna REALLY bait people? Make a few pastas involving assad and syria. These sand niggers will lose their fucking shit
Christopher Young
Who's jewing who anymore?
Lucas Hughes
TRUMP BTFO
Cameron Perez
Oh look it's that hook nose kike, Jake Tapper, again
John Rodriguez
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Mason Morris
fucking hell There are trying to go back to the sexist narrative now that the russia one is dead, they are so fucking desperate.
Jonathan Morris
Kek, people think this is new but the art of rhetorical Shitposting is as old as the republic. Take John Adams vs. Thomas Jefferson Election of 1800 [2]
> One of the more vitriolic charges was leveled at Adams, after Jefferson allegedly hired the journalist James Thomson Callender to write unpleasant things about his opponent. > Callender set to his task with gusto, and published an attack on Adams which stated that he was
> "a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, not the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.”
They are lucky tho that these are more civilized days because, before the weakening of the second amendment and the removal of "defense of honour" as an affirmative defense in court, the things got much calmer. Take Andrew Jackson
> Andrew Jackson killed one man in a duel on May 30, 1806. Charles Dickinson insulted Jackson, accusing him of cheating on a bet, calling him a coward and calling his wife Rachel a bigamist [1]
Nowadays the media wants all the perks of the first amendment without any of the responsibilities. Back in the days Trump (assuming he was a good shot) would have killed at least half a dozen journalists in duels, Joe being the first of he ever accepted the challenge.
Hell, it is likely that even Melania would have collected a couple of scalps herself, not to say Kellyanne and maybe even Barron.
She chose gardening, slowpoke. Cyber bullying was an election thing.
Lincoln White
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Hunter Smith
ANOTHER KIKE ANOTHER SHILL FOR ISRAEL
Kayden Bell
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Ian Martinez
Melania is a coward. Ivanka is a coward. None of this president's family is able to stand up to him. Melania & Ivanka are bullies and deserve the wrath that is sure to come. Have fun living your lives in exile, plastics
Dominic Miller
>implying shapiro was a Trump supporter before Are you a fag or something?
Hunter Taylor
Slap fighting is better than your cuck things anyway.
