/ptg/-PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL: And He Rhymed the Tweets!! Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

APPEARANCES
>cnn exposed as fake news
youtu.be/l2G360HrSAs - Veritas 2 - vanjones nothing burger 6/28/17
youtu.be/jdP8TiKY8dE - Veritas 1 - American Pravda 6/26/17
>Pres Trump meets w/Immigration Crime Victims 6/28/17
youtu.be/wYi31uvAQiw
>Pres Trump leads the tribes on High Energy roundtable 6/28/17
youtu.be/KKubD7uIgMI
>Press Trump meets Chicago Cubs 6/28/17
youtu.be/j6V3QQRBXdU
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, ICE Act Dir Homan, )audio only) 6/28/17
youtu.be/U2Y0th9xSv8
>VP Pence remarks @ Tendon Mfctng Cleveland OH 6/28/17
youtu.be/zIJUIoE-WMg
>Pres Trump meets with GOP Senators on healthcare 6/27/17
youtu.be/0H3Xq3LlUGY
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, Sec of Energy Perry) 6/27/17
youtu.be/KqhGTU24VPc
>State Dept Press Brief 6/27/17
youtu.be/HjHzMrPVmGQ
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

FUN STUFF
>NEWT playlist on Trumpism
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCImdeL-0Jpv7uE-DiVGZnNn8T_c-L6NZ
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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govtrack.us/congress/bills/115/hr3004
youtube.com/watch?v=3gPSHN9UtkM
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

LIVE RIGHT THE FUCK NAO!!
c-span.org/video/?430476-2/us-house-meets-legislative-business

HR bills 3003 + 3004 are today; the House will vote on sending spics back!
govtrack.us/congress/bills/115/hr3003
H.R. 3003: No Sanctuary for Criminals Act
>Defunding federal grants from Sanctuary Cities/States/Districts and allowing citizens to sue those entities if they don't enforce federal immigration laws
>Cities in red states like Texas and Arizona will probably feel the pressure to change policies, Dem coastal strongholds like California and New York/Jersey will likely take the financial hit

govtrack.us/congress/bills/115/hr3004
H.R. 3004: Kate’s Law
>Imposes MUCH harsher minimum sentences on criminal illegal aliens who repeatedly ignore deportation orders and commit violent or dangerous crimes
>Tough penalties will create a massive deterrent to new arrivals

Voting begins at 1:30 PM and ends at 5:30 PM.

Joe can finally reach top 25 next quarter from all these publicity from Trump, Hannity, CNN and social media.

youtube.com/watch?v=3gPSHN9UtkM

youtube.com/watch?v=3gPSHN9UtkM

WE INNIT

such powerful meme

how can we even compete?

Took me 1000 hours in MS paint

Syria sucks, America is supreme

>Trump is not taking the presidency seriously! Why doesn't he focus on the issues instead of petty things?

One chick on Fox News said, "I saw the tweet and I was STUNNED." Hahaha

Thanks fellow cirno poster

First for Syria

I feel bad for the Southern half of this shithole. They're good people

I wonder if this disrupts messaging; is it possible the dumbocrats normally vote based on what the leftist media is saying and that by tying them up you've reduced their effectiveness significantly?

it's clear they communicate somehow but
>congressmen understanding technology

HE CANT DO THIS


THIS IS RACIST
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Holy shit, daytime Fox is absolutely unwatchable.

Shouldn't trump want people seeing substantial legislative achievements that fufull campaign promises? Why change the news cycle with a classic Trump Twitter Shitpost extravaganza? Whats the play?

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>29-The Five(repeat)

Sad!

People are bringing up cyber bullying being Melania's platform.

Didn't she say that her platform was cyber bullying affecting CHILDREN!? Why are they misrepresenting what she said? Liars.

This. Bunch of stupid cunts.

it's le 4d chess my fellow maga'pede

>Most powerful resistance meme
...Excuse me?

I doubt Trump even knows about this

>the attack on MSNBC was sexist

He literally, literally attacked Joe AND Mika at the same time. There was nothing gendered about his attack. It literally makes no sense. Not only that, Joe and Mika have been personally attacking Trump for weeks, calling him a weak, little man and a pathological loser. So the media can personally attack Trump but he can't swing back? They're a bunch of faggot liars.

And don't fucking tell me that the President can't do that, Presidents used to talk shit about people all the time.

I want Joe to run for Democrats in 2020

it would be a much closer race than people would like to admit

> The Japanese Empire fell only to years of bitter warfare and two nuclear weapons

> The Aztec Empire fell only to waves of disease and furious revolution

> The Chinese Empire fell only to bitter civil war

>The White Empire falls to big black cock

such a beautiful end.

Read the last 6 or 7 threads. We've answered this over and over.

FUCK. Shit.....how can we recover...

Any good upskirt shots tho?

Kennedy just has all sorts of thighs hanging out

Because the Dimms are going to miss out will be too late to complain about the news will have pass, plus it makes them look bad whining about a tweet all day.

I assume they're playing to the housewife demographic. But do housewives even exist anymore?

I love how he can take 30 seconds out of his day to send a tweet and they act like the tweet is the most important thing he's up to.

Meanwhile he's out there MAGA.

So did the bill pass?

when is the new okeef video?

It was sexist because he talked about the facelift, and most effective way to hurt a woman is to talk about her looks

>4 hour voting

What the fuck is the Handmaid's Tale shit? The fact people actually fear puritan style Christendom over Islam is fucking gross

The skanks on Fox News said he has to rise above it because the President has to be dignified. He just has to "take the hits", they said.

Yes.
Women should dress like 300 years ago to resist Drumpf properly.
You should also stay virgins until marriage to fight Drumpf's disgusting sexism, ladies.
Maybe start cooking and cleaning. And getting pregnant instead of working. Fuck Trump and fuck his economy!

>everyday is a when I was in congress day
oh lawd

This what happens when you let kikes take over your countries: You won't die on the battlefield, you will die a slow, painful death from a poisoned knife in the back

they don't.

it's a viral marketing ploy

he's out there kikeing

First to die

...

He was stating facts. He said he didn't want her to come because she was bleeding from her face. That's not attacking her looks.

>REEE REEE REEE REE

Read the hat, drumpfkin :)

>the most powerful
oh they are so fucked then.

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But I thought islam was based, tho

>most powerful

kek /sg/ is positively buttblasted

Here is a (you) for your efforts

Drumpf BTFO
Maybe it should've been in Russian so he understands it XDDDD

They always misrepresent the facts to support their retorts. Like, really, you'd call "cyberbullying" a tweet to a fully grown (and old) adult millionaire that also insults you in a similar manner on their fucking TV SHOW? How would that ever be anywhere close to being relevant to Melania's 'nobulli' campaign.

I worked hard on this so please give me your (you)s

>psycho Joe
pls dolan... no moar... pls... i just want to forget...

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Are you retarded or something? why would he bring up the facelift then, to compliment her?

can't believe Kevin dropped out because of a bad poll

Kek you sound like a leftist. Pretty good.

I love you.

Nice

Anarchos are for Assad cuck

I heard it's a feminist fantasy where the majority of the world's women become infertile and those that are become slaves to the rich and powerful.

Something is happening with syria, gas, and dead babies or something

get ready for a raid from based assadpedes

YOU NO RIDICULE WOMEN
BAD CYBER BOOREY

Christian general

I miss the Arabian bellydancer Middle East. Can we bring that one back? This new one is bullshit

anybody here worried about the July Surprise???

Guy was on CSPAN yesterday. He's demand BOTH bills be voted on

>all these people taking the bait
>meanwhile Immigration is finally being reinforced

Time to hang myself

I can't recover

jesus I spend too much time here.

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*demanding

PSYCHO JOE AND BLEEDIN' MIKA!

Are YOU retarded?!
He was explaining why he didn't want her to come. He was giving a detailed explanation that she was desperate to spend time with him over the holidays and he said no because she was recovering from surgery and bleeding from her face.

Anyone have any crying Joejaks?

SAF bleeding red

>sir i understand you killed this woman and this isn't the first time you were deported
>he was so fucked up on sleeping pills he doesnt even remember

reminder opiates are the most degenerate drug that you could do besides meth

He is the best part of the show and could have been the best part of Canada

Funny enough, Because in the show they have everyone act like Islamic fundamentalists instead of Christian ones

Can someone give me a quick rundown on the healthcare bill?

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO BAN MUSLIMS AND MEXICANS YOU NAZI FUCKS THIS IS AMERICA

I AM DISAPPOINTED IN YOU SHAME

I can't wait for Morning Joe tomorrow. I can just imagine his indignation and him going on a 20 minute rant trying to shit on the President.

>I can call you a shit eating schmuck loser but you can't touch me otherwise it's and abuse

>enforcing immigration laws is jewery
Nice burn, Mr. Elephant.

It's like saying, "Remember when you were late to the party because you had diarrhea?"
The added details may not be necessary, but it's not wrong to say it. It's a fact.

sigh

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When aren't they? Fucking muslims

Why aren't we making our own Fake Time Magazine covers??

REMINDER
/ptg/ has always stood with Assad and against radical Islam, and always will. Only shills, /sg/ false flaggers, and blithering TD newfags are making pro-intervention posts.

Get back in cage McCuck!

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This is the best rhyme scheme I ever heard. It should be a moonman song

"I heard poorly rated @Morning_Joe

speaks badly of me

(don't watch anymore).

Then how come low I.Q. Crazy

Mika, along with Psycho Joe,

came to Mar-a-Lago

3 nights in a row

around New Years Eve,

and insisted on joining me.

She was bleeding

badly

from a face-lift.

I said no!"

>I miss the Arabian bellydancer Middle East.
Yes

>CNN'S best show is losing to a Tucker Carlson repeat.
Sad!

I'd love to see a president bitch slap a news pundit on the air
That'd be the shit that would make Teddy Roosevelt smile