Ask a Pole anything

Ask a Pole anything

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Will you take refugees?

How does it feel knowing your country is about to begin diversification.

HOW MANY CHEEKI'S BREEKI'S WOULD A BREEKI CHEEKI IF A BREEKI COULD BREEKI CHEEKI'S??

not gonna happen, EVER

my country is about to become a fascist ethnostate, shooting shitskins will be our national hobby. fuck off

About od zajebania and a half.

Machs Klo sauber Maciej

Many other countries recovered well and prospered after WWII. Why didn't you?

Reminder: ignore non geos

I really want to visit (don't worry I'm white). What are the best places to see in Poland?

Why don't you clean my toilet?

There you are Maciej come fix he plumbing/

how bad is life in lithuania?

no

Why are you genetically superior when it comes to cleaning toilets.
How can we even compete?
As im typing this, I regret it. You are based.

Were any of those countries under communist rule? West recovered thanks to your generous contributions in Marshall plan. We were forbidden from taking part in it.

Could you post on dick in another site and link to us?

Are Poles and Pajeets natural allies or enemies?

THIS

>Many other countries recovered well and prospered after WWII. Why didn't you?
we didn't get gibs from mr. Marshall, but also we didn't get antiwhite propaganda. Fair deal in the long run.

Żelazowa Wola, Zamość, Toruń, Poznań, Wieliczka, Kraków, Gdańsk

How is your caliphate doing, mate?
No bombings lately? Gonna be explosive summer I hope

>be Lithuanian
>blame Poles for everything
>"you have worse basketball team than we have"
>drink
>kill yourself

I guess very bad

Btw rate mine

imgur.com/a/tY0eM

Not hung but at least I'm uncut :^)

Poles and waterworks have a long history.
It was in Poland that future kind of France Henry III saw his first toilet and then ordered to build one in France.
During ww2 polish resistance used sewers to travel.

Krakow, wroclaw, poznan, szczecin, gdansk and the numerous mountains/baltic sea, the best trip would be starting from north going all the way to the south by railway, stopping for 1-2 days per city with longer stay in krakow and/or wroclaw. Make your pick

no

Difficult question. From one side we both hate muslims, but from the other we hate shitskins and subhumans and whenever I see Pajeet in Warsaw I am instantly pissed off. But they are so beta and autistic that this is not a major problem. But we own them for accepting Polish refugees during WW2.

Do you expect a frog, kraut, or any other piece of euro-trash to LARP as a Pole, pull a false-flag against some hapless goat fuckers to make the Visegrád Four look bad?

FUck off useless cunt lmao

What do you think of Czechs?
What do you think of Germans?
What do you think of Russians?

Don't get to butthurt about the plumber meme. For sanitary work I just hire Poles. They work fast, clean and don't talk as much as the Hungarians.

that makes sense, such talent

How do you get a tummy like that

When will you give the stolen land back?

I don't work out at all but I go for a run 3 - 4 times a week

imgur.com/a/ol5Hx

>Gdańsk
>Poznań

How do you feel about mexicans? Not the stereotype kind.

When will you give us back stolen city of Bralin (berlin)?

Mmmmmmmmm
Schon getonter keeper und fetter schwanz, weit Uber Dem national durchschnitt
yummy

Be my bf pls

will saging and reporting this stop you from starting cancerous threads such as this one?

lmao ne 15 cm ^^

We give you Berlin and we get Pommern and Schlesien back. Deal?

Nice, but too dark t.b.h.

Could you light some lamp or use the flash?

Also, the burger question is good. I too run, but I have a belly right now.

Do you do crunches or something elses? What is your main diet?

Dunno, how do you feel about Slovakians?

Nah, it is more likely that we will see self-hating Poles posting pictures of John Paul II, etc

>What do you think of Czechs?
Germanized slavs. Too much divorces, too much porn and drugs. But from the other side they have better economic and civil laws than we have. Generally I like them, but culturally they are closer to Germany than to us (well, I mean Germany from .80s)

>What do you think of Germans?
A bunch of brainless, easy-to-manipulate, arrogant with superiority complex cuckolds

>What do you think of Russians?
drunk retards, but generally good folks. Had fun when I was in Moscow, they are really good at drinking, but are fucking crazy

i don't give a fuck about plumber memes because in the reality all you can laugh at us is "poor plumbers", while muslims rape your kids and are not sentenced to jail

When will you stop ruining Europe?

Wrocław too

Most of them are subhumans
youtube.com/watch?v=zko4IPCxCyA
but those with spaniard (not aztec) genes are rather ok

What would you even do with it?

>aryan woman in wheatfields.jpg

Redpill me on what living in Poland is like

Not just visiting, but actually settling and living there

I'm going to study at Wroclaw university soon so I will be living in Poland for 4 years.

Is Vasilevsky a polish surname?

I eat what I want but I never have breakfast and I usually skip lunch because I only get hungry at around 3 pm, I have a couple of small snacks then, followed by a big dinner

Pada descz kurwa mac

Im trying to eat more fruits now to susbtitute all the diary I sued to eat.

Boy, it is difficult.
Also I think I have a belly because I never trained my abs. I think my belly dont have strenght tohold the fat on it ( not even sure if this condition exists)

Are you white, at least?
You can expect a lot of drinking, city is rather renovated and modern, but you will find some places that look like shithole. Ask more specifically

no, that's russian/ukrainian
In Polish it would be Wasilewski

t. poorfag

Nope. Well, kind of.
Wasilewski would be.
Adding 'y' at the end instead of 'i' is a standard anglicisation of slavic surnames. But 'v' is non-existent in polish surnames or at all.
That being said if your ancestors migrated from russian partitions then it's likely that their name was written using cyrlic aplhabet and then anglicised.

I'm not sure if I met one, I got along great with someone from ukraine a few years ago, not sure how slovakians differ.

What if they are just civilized regardless of their genes?

Have a beer in Warsaw of course, many polacks hate Warsaw mainly because it has different types of architecture (mostly commie blocks) mixed up with other shitty concepts. But for a foreigner that should be a blast. But definitely check Gdansk, Krakow, Wroclaw, Bieszczady out.I love my country from mountains up to sea and each city, town or village has its charm. Go for it man.

I wanted to do some searching on genealogy and shit, but turns out surnames similar to it are extremely fucking common in Russia and Belarus. Tons of Vasilevskys over there, there's even a Vasilevsky Island

I'm whtie

is shit expensive, are people nice, will I find a QT virgin GF?

Wtf I eat next to nothing, drink mostly blackish coffee, and I still have a small w-shape on my tummy. Finna take up the Dachau Diet pretty soon

My wife's family is from poland, she would like us to move there to be with them. I'm a teacher in usa, and her grandfather suggested that I teach english there. Is this a legitimate option or is it like all the weebs that go to asia to teach english?
Also, should I learn polish or will the majority of people want to speak english with me?

Do you believe in the holocaust? What is your opinion of National Socialism and the Nazis?

Well, it's a fairly common last name regardless. Sorry, but last names outside of high-level aristocracy are an absolute clusterfuck in Poland and even worse in the east. Becouse of partitions and then destruction of a lot of documents during wars for example my great grandfather ended up with slightly diferend surname than his brother. Ever since there is a slight feud between two branches of the family how was the surname originally spelled.

why are all of you so proficient at construction work

Is it true that Irish find mad pusshy in the Poland?

My grandpa was killed by the IRA, does that mean I can s-s-s-smash?

Are Leafs welcome? Or am I just a Nigger of the highest order: a Syrup Nigger

Also leaflands going to cry if you don't take muslims (mfw a joke may be reality)

>What if they are just civilized regardless of their genes?
I don't want any Latinos or nonslavs in my country. If they live in Mexico then I am fine with that, they are ok.

>is shit expensive
Again - in comparison to what country? Cities in Wrocław might be expensive a bit, but the rent for 50m2 is usually something like $300-$350/month, a dinner in milk-bar costs around $5-$6, beer is less than $1/0.5L.

> are people nice
usually yes, but you will encounter some assholes that moved from rural areas and got rich and think they own the world

> will I find a QT virgin GF?
no, you will find wpierdol only

> Is this a legitimate option or is it like all the weebs that go to asia to teach english?
It is very legitimate option, especially in private schools or some companies offering English courses like Empik
empikschool.com/en
But not in Warsaw or Cracow, these cities are full of native Anglo-speakers. Look for medium sized cities, like Lublin, Opole, maybe Poznań, Toruń.

>Also, should I learn polish or will the majority of people want to speak english with me?
Why would they want speak in English to you (except in classroom, of course)? you should at least learn it to that level when you can in broken Polish order something in restaurant or be able to do shopping, it is not that hard. Mastering Polish, from the other side is a whole different world.

> Do you believe in the holocaust?
yes and no. Poles died in German death camps, Jews just used to to make muh antisemitism propaganda

> What is your opinion of National Socialism
great idea, we need this right now in Europe

> Nazis
they were retarded

can you unclog my drain? its looking rather hairy

>Are Leafs welcome?
Only if your name is Stan and surname Tymiński. Then you can just jump right in for a preident bid.

When are we both gonna blow the fuck out of germany?

because we like to fix our shit by ourselves

lol no, if you were a spaniard or italian then maybe, but not fucking Irish

>Are Leafs welcome?
Depends, if your first name is Justin and your last name starts with T, then definitely no. But if your last name ends with -ski, eventually -icz or -sky, then why not

Can't you think of something else? It is like 6th toilet joke in this thread

>empikschool.com/en

Thank you! I will look into it, and I will learn Polish. I asked if I should, because when I have traveled to some countries, people preferred speaking english rather than me doing a poor job speaking german, for example.

>not gonna happen, EVER
Wrong answer. We've already got thousands of Ukrainian refugees.

Poland is a horrible place!
Don't go here! Fuck off and stay where you are.

Przestańcie chwalić Polskę, bo się kurwy tu zjeżdżą i nam zniszczą raj.

>because we are too poor to not fix our shit by ourselves
FTFY

Jamal fuck off

No one will come here. It's too poor of a place for anyone to be interested.

But that news video proved otherwise.

youtube.com/watch?v=HS2x7A5A_wc

Also I'm not actually Irish...the last name's Dutch. What do you guys think of that?

>Can't you think of something else? It is like 6th toilet joke in this thread
its actually a big problem. I might have to buy a 5 dollar bottle of unclogger, but it'd be cheaper to just hire a pole

Did Hitler really do anything wrong?

I'd love to turn your country into rubble again, maybe it might shut you up forever.

what is like life of untermensch speaking of like that and the have a bucket head ?

GOD ALMIGHTY JESUS CHRIST HOLY SPIRIT

GAS THE KIKES
RACE WAR NOW
1488 1776
WORLD WIDE

#America #Freedom #Liberty

Our World. Our Time. Our Future.

A Holy American Empire to rule the world for 1000 years.

America, the Heartland. Jesus Country. Western Nations as satellite states. Maintaining individuality and autonomy. Retaining history. Australians stay Australian, but with American Freedoms and Liberties. British stay British, the French, French, etc.

Full Freedom and Liberty.

The biggest baddest empire this humanity has ever seen. Waiting for Jesus Christ to save us. With Holy Spirits help. God protects us from Jewry and any form of oppression.

This is so the European(white) male and female can live well. That's all its about. So we can start families and continue the works of our Father.

Retain our history, thousands of years in the making. A global effort by the commoner. For our greater good. We craft our future.

Remove Kike. Remove Foreigner.

One last War. Our World Forever After

S H A D I L A Y ~ B R O T H E R S

??

U mnie ciepło w chuj, jak u ciebie?

That's the spirit!
It's better to die in a war than to live here.
Never visit Poland

>Ukrainians
i.e. European Christians

We also wear socks to sandals.
SOCKS TO SANDALS!

Well, mexicans are american christians?

>InB4 Poland blitzkriegs Germany.

Do you say "kurwa" as much as blacks say "nigger"?

...

A lot of refugees aren't even from war-torn areas. They're just gold seekers. The EU want to bring this: youtube.com/watch?v=mb3rNkkCAJY here to Poland. That's NEVER going to happen.

My first name's an Irish name and my last names Persian but my skin is white and I'm dirty blonde.

I'll take that as a "no you nigger"

Why are you so butthurt about Russian being the best slavs?

Sorry but your only come a close second, Mariuzc

Polexit when?

How many immigrants do you see in your daily life'?

Are you an apPol??

Well it depends. Food is imo pretty cheap. Way cheaper than Germany (i'd say 30%).
You can find a virgin gf but twenties is time that most of them get fucked or got fucked already. I've found a virgin 16 last year(legal here i am 2 years older) and she said that half of females in her class were hoes.

Why can't pooles conjugate or understand grammar and tense?

The castizos, sure. But they make up like 15% of the population, and the rest are shitskins.

youtube.com/watch?v=eWkrQQly6xU

how do you feel about me once hiding from one of your border patrols when entering your country?

also, why is your country run by old man who pretend to be christian while trying to take poland back to the 14th century

also, why the fuck are you trinking that kwas shit, its disgusting

Ssiesz kutasy?

It doesn't matter. Even if they were genuinely women and children, I wouldn't take them, except if a woman was 10/10 (which would be rare, because arabs are ugly as fuck), and only to get laid, and throw her away back to her shithole.