Fellow Burgers of Sup Forums, are you rednecks or do you have a redneck family?

If you are, share some stories and describe your families. It's awesome being liberals most hated group on Earth and living among other nigger haters who couldn't give a fuck less about political correctness.

Rundown on my family
>mom has 8 brothers and sisters
>live in rural area with close proximity to them all in small town
>our house has cars out back and car parts everywhere
>confederate flag on my shed that I build stuff and make beer in
>Trump signs all over where I live
>family drinks moonshine at family parties
>when my grandfather was alive it wouldn't be weird for him to make everyone laugh by going on racist rants and talking about how great segregation was
>family owns a local bar built by my granddads bare hands
>even the ones who claim they aren't racist in my family love to joke about niggers
>ride ATV's and dirtbikes in the massive land behind me
>climb mountains every week for exercise
>everyone in my family owns multiple cars and trucks
>everyone owns guns and most guys in my family have military service
>have lots of cousins that are unironically pretty hot

Explain your redneck family.

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No rednecks on Sup Forums, well that's disappointing

Ohh im full blown REDNECK. I have a stil producing "fuel".

The 5 sisters of my grandpa, who went to the states in the 30s have all family there. Their grandchildren are somehow rednecks, but they live in Pennsylvania. Is that still considered as Rednecks? They look alot like em.

>I have a stil producing "fuel"

Lmao how do you make it man? I bet people around here make their own fuel, just have no clue how you would do that

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The hate redneck get and all the lies spouted about them made me only love them

Whatever Kikes say , do the opposite

Rednecks are the best merisharts

Sugar, yeast, and nutrients. REDNECK racing fuel. 2 fights per pint.

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>Their grandchildren are somehow rednecks, but they live in Pennsylvania.

Yes, certainly. Not only the South is redneck. The South is the cultural home of rednecks and most rednecks whether you're from rural Oregon or rural Maine have some sort of spiritual connection to the South because they will listen to the music, share the same opinions, and enjoy the same sports and culture generally that come out of the South.

But all of the U.S. has always had a 'frontier' mentality. That's why those who descended from cowboys in the Wild West have very similar opinions to those who lived in the agricultural South, but we don't think anything like the city liberals. In rural Pennsylvania there's plenty of working class whites (reason it went to Trump) who live in small towns with manufacturing and stuff. I see tons of confederate flags in rural Penn.

I'm a native to Alabama but have lived in rural New Hampshire and although there's slight differences we're all very similar

On my father's side, to some degree. Southern, dozens of distant cousins, all from Alabama/Georgia. That being said, they've managed to rise above redneckery to some level of Middle Class respectability. Don't have near as strong accents, live in nice houses, intermarried with Catholics.

>some NSA/CIA agent really cares to come on a forum website to see what people live in rural areas and like to hunt and fish

Yeah ok man...Or you could just be paranoid and y'know, it's just a topic of discussion. Tinfoil retard get the fuck out

They live in a small town with a bunch of Amish, but theyre not amish themselves. Do Rednecks like the Amish?

I'm not personally a red neck but I know a lot and have some in my extended family. Mostly good people that are a little too degenerate at times.

>The hate redneck get and all the lies spouted about them made me only love them
Yes sir our culture is depised in the U.S. You know how foreigners usually say white Americans don't have culture?? That's because it's redneck culture, and we've have great culture, but liberals in the U.S. try to hide it because they hate it so much. So foreigners only see Broadway and Hollywood as American culture when in reality, it;s not the case at all.
>Whatever Kikes say , do the opposite
Precisely brother
>Rednecks are the best merisharts
We're the real americans

Rednecks are everywhere. Not just the south, however the south probably has its own little defined redneck culture compared to those in Penn

>That being said, they've managed to rise above redneckery to some level of Middle Class respectability.

Is that a good thing though? One of my aunts and my uncle live in a nice suburb and aren't like the rest of our family, they lived in the city too. They seem to be very bored people with no friends and no fun. I don't see how wasting your life trying to conform to some fancy 'normal' lifestyle because people say that growing up a 'redneck' means you're somehow inferior

Yeah they're really cool. They are the last Americans that truly live off the land and live like the Puritans and colonists did. They're awesome but I think they're lifestyle is too restricted. They're EXTREMELY conservative, but that's a good thing honestly. They hate degeneracy more than anyone in Western society

>Don't have near as strong accents
Makes me want to vocaroo my accent

Kek right on man, I thought you meant you made some sort of fuel for a car or atv or something

There are rednecks in Kagoshima, too. We like our beer, steak, and junky cars. Also, we are mostly farmers.
I don't think we are racist, but maybe we don't need to be.

>liberals most hated group
liberals hate anything based.

Whachu want? Whachu need?

Yeah, we golf. What's it to ya?

Sounds comfy. Guess all people at countrysides and in the villages are more relaxed and conservative. I live in a small village, too. We only have 2 pubs and a church here. No liberals, no foreigners.

From Massachusetts. No rednecks here (besides dumbasses who adopt the culture on their own after seeing it on TV).

Jesus man that thing is redneck

That looks really nice man, looks almost like an Appalachian town, secluded in those hills there. I would love to live there

What about in Western Mass?

Syracuse, NY is the redneck capital of upstate NY. confederate flags on pickups and all. kinda weird really.

When I picked my wife up for our first date, her parents had a confederate flag and picture of Toby Keith on the wall in the kitchen.

Most of my family could shoot and clean a gun before we could read.

Pennsylvania has Pittsburgh in the west, Philadelphia in the east, and Kentucky in the middle.

I'll never leave it. It's by far the best place to be. Being country is the most satisfying life I can imagine. I've travelled around pretty good too in my time. Still nothing else compares. We also have great music. If you're into the style, it's everywhere. Just hanging out in a field at a bonfire drinking shine and beer and playing music and singing loud.

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hot damn got any cute sisters?

Sounded good up to military service

Are rednecks truly raterded?

It works too

In some regards, I guess. More money, and a continued connection to our roots, albeit in a somewhat more refined manner. My Dad's side is still hard-working, within the region, and connected to one another. Just in better clothes, better cars, and quieter reunions.

That being said, while I'm only half-southern, I've lived in it most of my life, and I have nothing really but love for it. I'd be happy to find a redneck chick and scurry off to the country later on in my life. I don't mind being among Rednecks, so long as they have their shit together.

I've lived in region since I was six, and haven't gotten much more than a mild inflection on some words, and some southern slang interjected throughout.

Yes, but she live in Saint Louis, now . Total disappointment to her mother. Has a pussy boyfriend. Day drinks.

>be like 15
>go to my redneck uncles for the weekend
>hanging out in his hottub
>he sees a deer across the hollar
>reaches for his gun, doesn't even get out of the hot tub
>killshot.exe
>"we'll go get that later"
>cracks another beer

God bless America

I live in an RV in the suburbs.

Same case here......grandpa would get drunk and sing racist songs....he lived in a broken down trailer in the backyard ..no young female was allowed to enter.the trailer alone ,when grandpa was inside

>I've lived in region since I was six, and haven't gotten much more than a mild inflection on some words, and some southern slang interjected throughout.

That's a good thing, especially if job searching in bigger cities. My accent is pretty damn bad. If I go to Chicago or something everyone I interact with ask what part of the south I'm from. Accent gets worse if drinking or around a bunch of other people with heavy accents

Somewhat. Albeit more Appalachian hillbilly/backwoodsman to be more exact. Don't know much of the taxonomy of what defines what. But dads from western Pennsylvania and my ma is a city girl whose definition of roughing it is s bad parking spot at the mall.

Anyways used to go visit my cousins out there every summer. One cousin is in the military and the other one is former MP who had to leave due to a nasty knee injury. MP cousin is cool. Does /ck/ tier homebrew. Been trying to get into doing vape juice but its hard. He has potential, but the vape juice taxes by him are ridiculous.

Whatever your opinion is on it, we do it because we like serving under the flag of our country and rural Americans and Southerners live in an honor culture where military service is to be respected.

We don't all need to agree with the agenda of our government to want to maintain a warrior culture. The South is 60% of the U.S. military, this is why we would destroy liberals in a civil war

My grandfather was awesome. Was drunk all the time, was always doing something funny as hell. I have fond memories of my mom covering my ears when he started talking about niggers

>That being said, while I'm only half-southern, I've lived in it most of my life, and I have nothing really but love for it. I'd be happy to find a redneck chick and scurry off to the country later on in my life. I don't mind being among Rednecks, so long as they have their shit together.

Makes a lot of sense and is respectable

>grew up in a trailer-house parked in Grandpa's pasture
>our trash, junk cars, etc. were pushed in the gully behind the trailer
>could shoot a .22 before I was in 1st grade

My Father & uncle were raised on a farm, me too for that matter. My Grandfather had a 6th grade education. The man had saved a million dollars in his lifetime. My father went on to be a very successful businessman, now retired. Said uncle was a bad-ass federal agent, now deceased. My sister is a doctor, me? I'm doing alright. Crappy 30+ year job which I make a damn good salary. Not bad for "rednecks".

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Sounds comfy

Try to make sure your family stays sober and encourage sobriety throughout your family(stay away from drugs). Encourage some scientific studies and have your family study some science online and keep your genes healthy and sustainable. Convert the local building your family has (the "bar"(gross)) into a community league building, restaurant, or even a scientific research facility. It sounds like you should definitely start farming. These actions I have described will help your family sustain themselves and live better lives.
Remember to know and obey the law as much as possible to protect societies rights.

They spell better than you, retard.

My wife has 2 step fathers. Her half sister lives My wife's first stepdad. Wife went to spend a week with her sister. Stepdad spends week telling her, that my letting her be a housewife was being controlling. She could get a job and move in with them. She calls me up day 4 and tells me all this. Ask me to come get her. Step dad is too buggy.

I drive 12 hours and knocked his ass out. He calls my wife's mom like a bitch. Now my in-laws celebrates my badassness.

But none of that sounds fun though, man. Also the bars been in the family for so long and my grandfather made that with his bare hands, now way I could change it to some boring thing

If it ain't Bluegrass or Classic Country, then it's Crap.

Catholics ?!!

>cooler for the worm
Stealing that idea.

what up dirtbro. Check my new bike.

Damn right about that man, Hank Williams, David Allen Coe, Waylen Jennings. Fuck Nu-Country

Damn thats beautiful bro, love that color, how much did that cost?

Kek underrated

Seems to work good.

Remember to throw away the first bit

I left my family and friends in suburbia after realizing they wanted me to buy a 300K house with mortgage. Now I live in a doublewide on a 7 acre hobby farm. I commute a hour to wagecuck job. Literally had 4 hour diversity seminar last week. I love my new life and dont miss any of the normies I left behind. Rural American communities are amazing and the true home of any Sup Forumsack. People are openly, unironically redpilled out here

that's funny, i don't remember OP asking for 100% irrelevant leaf advice

Will do. Weather is nice enough and I've got the itch to do another run. Think I might get fancy and do a bourbon, for science of course.

8,700 bucks.
2017 KTM 300 XC-W. I even got it street legal using South Dakotas broken registration system. 50 bucks and i got a plate, a street title, and registration. The best part is, I live in New Jersey, where anything fun (including dirt bikes) is fucking banned.

He said explain your redneck family so I was making a comparison to his, I hear pretty unsustainable things about his family so I'm trying to help. You can learn from different people. I also see a house in OP's pic that looks like it should be cleaner and could be better organized. Honestly man I don't see a reason for that picture other than supporting Trump but your picture is still a strange visualization. I think people are better off seeing a picture of something real and unedited such as the OPs picture could be.
Canada is an clean and sustainable place other than some scenario handling, I relatively approve of some or many parts of Canada.

part of my family is pretty hardcore rednecks with some military service, but my immediate family is all libtard so i had to cut them off. i'm slowly but surely teaching myself to shoot and hope to get some land soon with a trailer and random car parts. i can survive in the woods, but it's hard to leave the small city i live in because i like jazz and working in IT.

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Rednecks are mostly low IQ, degenerate and live in filthy places. Hillbillies are the true patricians of rural America:

>actual culture
>infinitely better music
>eat actual food
>produce better booze
>conservationist
>superior terrain that legitimately scares off most types of non-whites
>high IQ, polite civic libertarians
>ball sports are considered nog tier, while wrestling, weight lifting and swimming are common
>slowly preparing takeover of the US and bringing justice to the revenuer
>hillbillies proven on a genetic level to have larger benis than any ethnicity the world over, much larger than rednecks

Can redlets even compete?

Pretty shocking footage

What was that guy expecting to happen, can he not into electricity ?

dude went ape shit

but there was more pcp at the top of the pole. he swears!

Ha ha ... I always heard that political consultants called it Northern Alabama.

My aunt married a Polish-American. My Uncle has respect, though. Mainly because he was a Lieutenant Colonel in the Air Force.

Aunt converted, and four of my cousins are Catholic and gigging right along.

this gave me a chuckle

with that flag you must have some redneck stories

BTFO

Not a redneck as I am first generation american
I'm the only Trump supporter in family
Thanksgiving was a big clusterfuck as they all kept saying shit 'how could you vote for a man who wants to deport all latinos'

I plan to move south one day and buy a bunch of guns
already got a tattoo that's part american flag
i declined my moms offer to get duel citizenship
i love america
i am a first generation redneck

FUCK YOU AND YOUR 6 DAYS KTM MASTER RACE!

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kekekekek

Wrong. The hill towns are pure Appalachia.

The hostility towards rural culture overall comes because jews are urban people and they have fear and loathing of anything outside the city.

American entertainment used to celebrate the frontier, cowboys, the little house on the prairie... but since jews run things now you will very rarely see a positive portrayal of rural or small town whites.

I doubt there has ever been a Hollywood production with a positive portrayal of Christianity or christians.

I grew up in the rural south.

If that's what you're asking.

No real interesting stories, just depressing displays by white trash.

Borderlanders have enthusiastically supported every war the nation has fought.

Got kids the age of 6 driving full sized quads. Need them to know how to work them in case any of us get hurt mountain farming here in Northern Ca. hahahah

My family is pretty damn redneck. Going camping with them tomorrow. We're gonna drink some beer and blow shit up. Happy 4th bros.

This.

>new england wannabe redneck reporting in
seriously, let's not have a civil war. we was MIT and sheeit.
>robots

that bag looks heavy a/f.
You never walk the course do you?
Bubba in a cart passing around mason jars...
Invite me. Sound fun.

>being a redneck

here we call them Amish, germanbro

i'll just leave this here
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>tfw born in Texas but parents are filthy no guns yankees

Friends dads had to teach me to hunt and shoot

don't forget the Menonites
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I'm not a redneck, I'm an urban yankee with some scots Irish admixture. I respect the southern and hill man though. No more cousins war. If TBTB try to pull that shit we should string up every goddamn .1%er instead. And then crack a beer and divide the spoils.

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it's ok. i have yuppie boomer parents too. fuck them. keep being based user.

if you can, buy a cabin in the woods and prep the shit out of it. that's my goal.

Nope, I'm a Yankee. Still don't like niggers or most spics.

WW1 and 2 should have been a harder sell.

No lucitania and hun baby skewering propaganda and I doubt we would have ruined the party for the Kaiser seeing as most of the army are kraut descendants.

Hitler imported his social science from Britain and America. All the eugenics concept was all Anglo. As was the cutting edge of mechanization and computing was all brought about by partnerships. It's shocking we allow our leadership to lead us into conflict with each other when if we ironed out our rough edges we could have brought about a true new world order of peace and prosperity and innovation.