>more and more fags on Sup Forums and /ptg/ realizing the predicament The Land of Lincoln is in, and making threads about it
CAN ILLINOIS BE SAVED, /ptg/?!?!?!?!?!?
Adrian Butler
F
Nicholas Taylor
Shill count last thread: 7 Shill effectiveness last thread: 0
Jaxon Turner
WHAT! How?
Asher Wright
It's coming! Can you feel it!
Ethan Ortiz
/ptg/ stands with Assad
Trump is not going to invade Syria no matter how much shills and redditors want him to.
Mason Wright
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Noah Rodriguez
user, i...
Ethan Wright
italian girls are white
Thomas Thomas
>ywn live in the timeline where president trump was 100% like how candidate trump envisioned it
Ian Fisher
23 MINUTES
Ryder Harris
Most men, particularly young, unmarried men, simply do not realise the amount to which (and the number of places from) that women bleed.
And yes, I'm aware you know what menstruation is. But I bet you didn't know how much came out. Did you know during the heaviest day of her cycle a woman will excrete more fluid in the form of period blood than they will urine that day. Think about how much you piss, and then imagine squeezing that out once every 28 days (plus a bit more on the days before and after).
But beyond periods, women just have thinner skin then men (literally), and a much more prone to casual bleeding. It's not uncommon for women to scratch and itch and it starts bleeding a bit, to drop an instrument and somehow manage to cut themselves, to just have days where they're bleeding for whatever reason.
Trump is a thrice married man, and he knows the secrets of women. One of them is that they really do just have blood coming out of their wherever all the time. The reason it doesn't get talked about much is because women are VERY sensitive about how much they bleed. It's the ultimate mark of male privilege to go throughout your day and not be bleeding for some fucking reason, and Trump's behaviour reminds women of their inherent physical insecurities.
Remember, it's never acceptable to be sexist to women. Deep down, they're perfectly aware they're inferior, and you don't have to rub it in.
Jacob Nguyen
No problem.
Pastebin was refreshed, I left you a comment here. Pastebin was over limit when baking.
Jace Ward
Oy Vey
Justin Wright
We are actually incapable of not winning
Dominic Cooper
25,000 Years Left.
John Martin
fuck cancer
Matthew Ramirez
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Daniel Mitchell
He's still alive if I remember, but he's in stage four cancer
Landon Russell
>A state declaring bankruptcy is literally illegal, unconstitutional >State constitution at the same time says the state can't reduce pensions >250 billion in unfunded liabilities Illinois is utterly fucked. I don't know what's going to happen. Federal government might have to step in.
Bentley Sullivan
oops ;^)
also still looking for original of this
Mason Peterson
Leftists "rioting" at an airport and causing people to miss their flights because security would have to deal with them would absolutely infuriate the country.
Joseph Mitchell
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Tyler Foster
I've always been agnostic on Assad. All I care about is US interests.
Wyatt Moore
This. All (((infighting))) between the two generals is and has been TRS shills and JIDF with divide and conquer tactics.
Brandon Roberts
ALL THIS WINNING
Mason Jackson
THEY'RE SO FUCKING MAD
I LOVE IT
THIS MAN IS UNSTOPPABLE
Brandon Hughes
fixed and newt's playlist moved to previous appearances pastebin because fuck that link
Brayden Bennett
Moon-Trump Selected Transcript:
>Trump: That Kim is a Major League Dick. We're talking Zbig league dick.
>Moon: Agreed.....W-what will it take for you to like me as much as you like Abe?"
>Trump: Grabs these dicks' by the omanko - and send these bad hombres packing.
>Moon: I'm on it. (picks up the phone) Joo-won, commence operations Morning Cuck and the Brzezinski Face-Lift. An-nyeong-ha-se-yo!
Nathan Thompson
> I really hope these idiots try to riot in airports again That'd be great
Jason Sanders
Till protests at airports? >WHOS STREETS? >OUR STREETS >NOT ALL MUSLIMS >DOWN DOWN WITH CAPITALISM >UP UP WITH SOCIALISM
Noah Ramirez
20 MINUTES EVERYONE! KICK OUT THOSE MUDSLIMES FOR GOOD
Grayson Flores
Trump says sleep
Jose Garcia
Ummm... excuse me fellow Pedes, but how does humiliating an old frail woman help MAGA?
Jordan Jenkins
Remember, Trump tried to have a rally in Chicago last summer, (((they))) rejected him, and now they'll have to suffer the consequences
Noah Williams
Can't say I wish I brought fireworks
Michael Kelly
Who did Trump attack
Caleb Reed
STUPID NIGGER CANT EVEN FORM A PROPER SENTENCE
Hudson Adams
>dat countdown
Liam Thompson
OUT OUT OUT!
Asher Phillips
Expect CNN's president Jeff Zucker to be fired any day now lads. Maybe some other big names will be let go as well, or at least rearranged. Their ratings are dogshit right now and they're embroiled in scandal after scandal.
Ppl watch cable news for the hosts, and ppl aren't watching any of CNN's hosts. Gonna be some MAJOR shakeups happening at that network very soon.
Jeremiah Wright
Love you, Roosya.
kek, I will lobby for an informational section to the pastebin at one point but I don't have time right now. Thanks for fixing it.
Gabriel Stewart
Steinle sounds like a Jewish name
Nicholas Reed
>FOX HAS A TRAVEL BAN COUNTDOWN CLOCK
hahahahaha
Juan Parker
>rahm rambo deadfish stands his ground >taxes skyrocket further >rich whites of chicago elect a republican mayor
Luke Thomas
CRASHING THIS MEDIA PLANE
WITH ZERO SURVIVORS
Leo Gutierrez
>stage4 pancreatic cancer
Luis Johnson
>pres trump will never ban every muslim majority & muslim plurality country from the US for life >pres trump will never build a 1000 ft tall gold plated wall >pres trump will never ally with Russia and Assad and retake Constantinople a man can dream...
Eli Hall
Apparently he said Megyn Kelly had blood coming out of her
Isaiah Harris
Except for the people who miss their flights as a result.
Imagine if someone died as a result of missing a flight because of the "rioters".
Jayden Rodriguez
>Remember, it's never acceptable to be sexist to women. Then they should stop being crybullies and give the respect they feel entitled too.
Kayden Miller
FUCKING
Kayden Edwards
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Luis Miller
>Fuck Marry Kill marry lisa, fuck the freak on the right, kill middle
Evan Bailey
HIGH ENERGY COUNTDOWN
Eli Ortiz
can i get some more "sweeite posting" please?
Julian Richardson
It's amazing what this man can do with ONE tweet. They're dancing like puppets.
Brody Gomez
>Jonathan Gruber can still show his face in public
Josiah Sullivan
Lefty media shills that attacked him the day before.
Austin Bennett
No youre wrong
Jonathan Miller
What did he mean by this?
Jack White
i hope there will be big HAPPENINGS tomorrow!
Isaiah Reed
LEAF
Nathaniel Moore
State of HI just asked the shit judge in HI to clarify SCOTUS ruling. says Trump admin about to break the court injunction. Here we go....
IS GONA GO DOWN
Logan Flores
kek - for a second there I thought CNN was running the countdown clock chyron. Hannity should run a Zucker Clock to when he will get shitcanned.
Jason Perry
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Gabriel Hughes
Haha, she's jobless now or something. Serves her right for messing with Trump
Dylan Harris
What do illegal immigrants have to do with freedom of speech?
Oliver Price
It's only been six months faggot. It takes longer than that to right the ship when it's been going in the wrong direction for 30 years. Nice samefagging btw
Jason Roberts
he is forfeiting his seat in 2018
David Ortiz
and that fucking kike will go right into another Media/Entertainment Jew CEO position and continue to wreak his cancerous havoc, won't he??
Unbelievable what these fucking people get away with
Angel Young
>Pancreatic cancer he may as well be dead pancreatic cancer is weird, like you don't need your pancreas, you can have it removed, but getting cancer in it has some of the highest death percentages out of all the cancers.
Connor Campbell
>> I really hope these idiots try to riot in airports again >That'd be great
I don't think there will be riots.
What we're gonna see is CAIR staging AstroTurf. Pre-printed signs with the American Flag Burkah thing. Crying children. Some CAIR fags in suits going hrumph, ACLU doing the same.
Lots of video of "Legal Aid" card tables. Perhaps some angry cab drivers outside of JFK and La Guardia.
Same shit as last time. It's all artificial, staged for MSM consumption and regurgitation.
Jose Price
>he thinks illegals are citizens
Christian Green
He needs to die
Jacob Ross
Why are the first 10 amendments called amendments? What did they amend?
I'd fuck and marry the one on the right and kill the other two, you watch. Just you watch me fuck that one on the right. We have the best fuckers. I'm going to fuck that one on the right so hard it'll make your HEAD SPIN.
