Brit/pol/ - Severe Mental Illness Edition

>Government's Queen's Speech clears Commons with just 14 votes
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40448814

>Corbyn's purge of the blairites continues as he sacks 3 shadow cabinet members from their positions for voting to stay in EU single market
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40451301

>Six face charges over Hillsborough disaster
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/28/hillsborough-six-suspects-face-criminal-charges-disaster-prosecutors/

>No final Grenfell death toll "this year"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40434741

>Northern Ireland secretary warns over talks deadline
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-40424927

>Immigration detainees (illegal immigrants) bring legal challenge to what has been described as £1 an hour "slave wages"
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jun/28/immigration-detainees-legal-challenge-slave-wages

>Number 10 reveals public sector pay cap under review - after Theresa May "hears the message" that voters are "weary"
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/28/queens-speech-labour-pmqs-theresa-may-live/

>Man hit by bus while walking street, proceeds to walk into pub and have a pint
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-40415292

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Go on, have a laugh

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I'm probably the most mental one here.

>Ladies and Gentlemen Mr. Burt Bacharach

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/are mentalist/ though

g-good evening anonsenpais...
how are you all?

How is Rose doing?

>P U R G E

What does brit/pol/ do aside from posting at this time of night? Do you listen to the radio/have TV on in the background?

watch videos about the illuminati

/no power/ here

I hang out in a comfy stream desu.

Sublime songwriter.

yeah ive got family guy on in the background atm. its from one of the earlier series so its watchable

>I've been mad for fucking years
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Watch stock futures for potential happenings to make money from.

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And the most sane too.

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I'm listening to Radiohead's Glastonbury set after my mates reminded me about it the other day, I actually like them, putting aside all the virtue signalling crap.

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Evening lad good thanks, and you?

Drink, play vidya, listen to music while the TV is on in the background.
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Save us

Listening to Sisters of Mercy while schooling children in Titanfall

aaaargh

y-yes I am good

I usually listen to LBC but I'm caught in a Burt Bacharach moment currently thanks to

sky boxsets

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Good to hear - just in time for /comfy/ hours.

just done 20 pushups in 16 seconds
is that good?

no

If I'm awake in time should I call in O Brien on LBC tomorrow and pretend to be so liberal that even he ends up disagreeing with me?

Keep that up and you'll be ripped in a month.

Erotic ASMR.
It's simultaneously soporific and arousing.
Probably doing myself lasting mental damage desu

Kek thanks lad. When my router stops playing up I'll revert to my Union flag (it currently defaults to US for some bizarre reason). I figured that being a pirate is about as English as one can get under the circumstances.

Lads, I've not left the house or showered in a month and now I feel sad and nervous about having to go to work and talk to people. Can I have bennies instead?

Depends, are you fucking knackered now? Could you do another 20 in the next 16 seconds?

it is very comfy. I like these hours. no reports/bans either
please do that would be fun

what's the point of having an undamaged mentality anyway. you don't get points for returning it in good condition at the end

None of you are actually talking about politics.

They were probably fucking shit form, so no, not good. Try to do 60 in 3 minutes.

My YouTube is on autoplay so I'm now on a Burt Bacharach fest. Truly /comfy/.

No go to work, it's not that bad because you only have to pretend to be normal for 6-8 hours

Interestingly though if you can pretend to be normal enough to keep the job after a while you'll get so used to being normal that you'll actually be a bit normal

John Smith's extra smooth. dry roasted nuts and catching up on my box sets.

But lad didn't you hear, I feel a bit sad! I'm clearly mentally ill and therefore unfit to work. Gib bennies

lads why can't Corbyn just drop his love for Muslims and immigration, he could be the perfect candidate if he fought for the white working class

i can't believe thatcher is dead

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He does, doesn't he? Aren't whites the many?

If you do end up trying for a pip assessment or something similar then this might help.
benefitsandwork.co.uk/personal-independence-payment-pip/pip-points-system

Tbh it's not a great life but it's better than being so depressed that you can't go into work and have no income.

>lads why isn't red blue like wtf so stupid
please stop this 'corbyn is based except for immigration' meme you pleb

he's quite old so new things are hard for him

Still no power here, I might sneak downstairs past the ghosts and get the mini marshmallows

The rest of the (3rd) world who aren't British are the many.

You're spoiling us tonight lad - I have moved to this tune now. I really like Dusty Springfield too.

>Emperor Donald I did wisely enact the Travel Ban and Anti-Sanctuary Laws, driving out the Moors and Mexican outlaws with a pious cruelty. And the people rejoiced.

Poor Brits have to live with Muzzies forever.

I'm just flicking between /comfy/ oldie songs that come to mind

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majority muslim countries

Is everyone from Britain secretly depressed?

Sorry, you didn't convince me of your illness. Here's 73 quid a week JSA.

Top kek - the only glitch might be that you move his Overton Window even more to the left.

And then make his position even more unpalatable to a larger amoung of people?

It's a win win.

I'm a bit down desu

i love my life

Nice bait lad - I'm all mental healthed out after the last thread.

I got a new payg sim card with 5 quid on it just for calling up LBC and sharing the ensuing lulz with you guys.

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basically yes. or maybe I am projecting hehe

Well I won't be lad, although you almost sound like you want someone to notice your subversiveness.

That is damn good psychology lad.

w-what... no, I was just saying I often get reported. I am not trying to subvert anything. thanks for no report senpai...

nat king cole is a negro huh

Try doing 3000rpm a minute like a car.

We're all politic'd out after watching 2 hours of political/current affairs TV programmes m8.
#KeepComfyHoursComfy
#FreeRimmer

A-are you joking?

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>tfwywn go to Syria and join the Kurds to fight with your fellow man for the socialist cause like a modern day Orwell

you might be less reported if you post leggier girls

It's doing me the world of good - ta lad.

Enjoy getting classed as a terrorist by the security services.

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I like that picture.

You bring some good bants lad - just don't get b& kek

Lads have you seen this, it's honestly made me feel sad and depressed?

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Kek - as if I would, but you're welcome regardless.

I am willing to call up O Brien and Farage for lulz Character ideas welcome.

I've given up phoning in to make a political point, trolling is much more amusing for the community, like old Sup Forums when we used to do fun stuff for shits n giggles.

Your welcome senpai

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delete this

it's the radiohead probably

Thanks lad - it's just a stock sunset from the internet; please feel free to take for yourself.

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CROSSBOWS ARE STILL COMPLETELY LEGAL WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO BIN THAT CROSSBOW

It literally red pilled my dad

>The detainees, from countries including Nigeria, Jamaica and Poland, are not covered by minimum wage legislation even though, unlike prisoners, they have committed no crime.
Them being here is a fucking crime. Fuck the comfy detention centres, send them to real prison, problem solved.

>t. davido kun
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Feel like I have major depression at the moment. Life feels so dreadful. What do?

pls no im only larping

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