Trudeau says he would knock out Putin in a fist fight

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Manlets... when will they learn?

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fake news, he never said that.

Why is beating up a 64 year old man an accomplishment?

but can he ride a bear?

All jokes aside he's a terrible boxer.

Isn't Putin KGB?

post the vid where canadian faggot has a glass jaw.

World leader fist fight betting when?


brits, every time i watch F1 I always see betting adverts. Get your shit together and make this happen.

Surely he means in a boxing match. Putin has black belts.

He was, yeah. Putin would kick that little faggot drama teacher's ass.

Why does Putin always look scared?

But if you knock out someone in a fist fight, you lose.

Putin probably knows about 14 different ways to kill a man with his thumb

Doesn't putin do judo? He'd layout cuckboy in a secound

someone post the webm of cucdeau getting btfo by a single jab

Putin is a manlet. Judo won't save him. I once beat the fuck out of a manlet when I was in school and he was supposedly a karate black belt

>Trudeau is a pus-

Ohhhh what now? Looks like our leader is tougher than you stupid bigots thought

Haha trudeau could take a Trump, putin tag team on his own.

Feels good having an alpha male prime minister.

Trudeau trained in sport. Vlad trained in warfare and espionage. Gee who would realistically win? It's like a nerd who trained in karate for 10 years vs a black guy who fought other blacks for 10 years. Also whats with that big ass head on lord cuck? Thats a big ass target bonus points for Vlad.

>judo
>karate

Did they let you out of the retard building or something?

That's a real man's body, like a fucking gladiator. None of that water/fat deficient shit brotards like to go to the gym for. I'd let Vladdy be the big spoon... no homo of course.

Putin would annihilate that pussy.

So it's Castro v Krushchev round 2?

judo is not karate senpai. judo actually benefits the smaller guy.
and unlike whatever random manlet you fought, putin's actually proven his skills.

tall effeminate faggot thinks he can take on a trained former KGB agent, oh i am laffin.

"I wonder if the rumors are true, will he really watch me and Jared have sex in the treaty room?" - Ivanka

Dog blowjobs? Was that made illegal and then he legalized it? Because laws are there to solely make things illegal.

>Manley detected

>liberal "boxer" who had lost 90% of his matches against an Ex-KGB agent who has killed men with his bare hands

Why are liberals so delusional?

Right.

1. Burrard Street Journal is a parody site.
2. Putin is a judo black belt.
3. Putin wouldn't hesitate to punch Justin's adams apple into borscht.

no, bestiality was not "legalized". the canadian courts found that a man (who was using the dogs to abuse his kids) was not guilty of bestiality because their definition of bestiality involves penetration. they felt this definition was unsatisfactory given the circumstances, but could not act on this feeling because in canada it's up to parliament to decide if/how they want to change that definition to allow more people to be legally culpable for bestiality through a wider range of acts.

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I'd put $500 on Putin. Trudeau might have some boxing experience, but Putin has balls. I can't even picture that mincing little faggot knocking out Putin.

>former officer in the kgb, arguably the most brutal intel organization to be apart of
>judo and karate black belt
>trains with the russian jiu-jitsu olympic team from time to time

veruses

>man with the attitude of a hormonal teenage girl
>amature boxer with a glass jaw
>trains only in striking

Putin has the eyes of a predatory animal and knows how to get inside someone's head. Trudeau isn't the same kind of beast. No contest, Putin would crush him in a fight. A boxer against a striker and grappler is a not a winning situation. When Putin gets inside of the pocket, which he will because he is a manlet, it would be ugly for Trudeau. He will be gasping for air as the arm around his neck squeezes tighter.

In a traditional boxing match, probably. If anything goes, Putin wins hands down

Never mind Trump, I really don't understand how Canadians can bear the shame of having that noodle limbed numale wanker represent them on the world stage. He acts like a testosterone deprived manchild. It's staggering.

>fights with his mouth open

That's 100% chance of getting knocked out

You're right, he probably said he would beat his dick not his ass

Gtfo fucking leaf

Pls Putin would probably have him on the ground faster than you can say oy vey

maybe if Grappling and kicking was banned from the match I don't know how specifically good Putin is at boxing but I do know if grappling was allowed Trudeau wouldn't have a chance against a Judo blackbelt.

He was, probably has killed people.

Oh a black belt. Ok. What degree of black belt then?

Damage control already, Trudy? Have some dignity.

Putins grappling would be too strong.
Oh wait, he'd have him killed the night before.

Putin via poison.

>burrardstreetjournal.com/justin-trudeau-claims-he-could-probably-take-vladimir-putin/
>Manlets... when will they learn?
Faggy cucknadian PM that is in decent shape for his age and "boxes", marches in pride parades vs Russian President Judo and Sambo grand master, 8th Dan Kyukushin black belt, works out 7 days a week, at 64 is in better shape than most 30 year olds

Smart money is in Vladimir

Hmmm the classic battle lgbqt vs kgb

He's 64?!

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The fuck do you care australia

>g'day mate I gonna go blow a kangaroo before I feast on vegemite

Right he never said anything about a "boxing match", just a stern talking to. At least Trudeau isn't dumb enough to start a fight with a KGB master judokai.

I want to see him try.

>american humour

I would give up my yearly salary to watch Putin get inside position and wrap himself around the leaf's neck and slowly constrict him until the light leafes his beady eyes.

At least he has the balls to post under his own flag you fucking coward

Putin is KGB. Trudeau is GAY.

Do we really have to break out the .gifs of trudeau's glass jaw getting tapped on while wearing full head gear?

Why does putin stand so stiff? It looks like hes ready to pounce at any moment.

Trudeau would sooner get on all fours with his ass spread wide before getting into any altercation with any foreigner.

mhm

That niggers reaction cracks me up everytime.

he gets his shit pushed in hard by some old geriatric toying with him, so i guess you could say trudeau won

Fuck how time flies.. It's like yesterday he was young and just elected

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youtube.com/watch?v=T5JaoJ1_dbY

m.youtube.com/watch?v=cwhC49cBQaE

What if that's just propaganda though?

No sweetie. Donnie is a WWE Hall of Famer

>dem hands dropping leaving his chin constantly exposed
>dat '''''parry'''''
>dat glancing jab that dropped him
I'd say he's trained twice a week for ~6 months and this is one of his first sparring sessions, can see he's afraid to be hit and very hesitant, also all of his boxing skills go out the door whenever old mate advances

potential gayboy, but needs a lot more work

Fuck some cunts are retarded
In judo you can only earn your bela through an international association
Karate isn't one but practical and all kinds of retarded you 'earn' belts based on the 'dojo' you attend

95% of the male population would absolutely dump this commie homo straight on his head. Justin is that kid in school who tells people his uncle works for Nintendo and thinks power rangers is badass. Not a single goddamn word that comes out of this faggots mouth should be taken seriously, especially proclamations about him beating someone in physical combat. We all have sisters or moms who could probably rake this dude.

I hope Russia glasses these filthy Canadian pigs.

>What if that's just propaganda though?
That he works out 7 days a week could be propaganda, sure, I believe it's true but I have no personal first hand knokwledge
That is at the top level in the world in Judo and Sambo is a fact, 8th dan blackbelt in Kyukushin Karate is a fact, there is plenty of evidence that I would not want to fight Vladimir Putin, and even if I could whoop his ass, nobody wants to be the guy that whooped Vladimir Putin's ass, trust me

Also there is plenty of evidence that Justin Trudeau is a little bitch, besides the 5 second clip of him getting knocked down by a man 3x his age

just make him stop PLEASE WE GET IT, HES A FUCKING JOKE : (

That's not a glass jaw, that's a goddamn paper jaw.

It's made of dried leaves.
What did you expect?

Yeah, But Trump or Shinzo Abe would beat Trudeau's faggot french ass.

>alpha
just follow what your canadian brethren are doing and post with a different flag.
shame on you

Canadians are the worst posters on Sup Forums.

Trudeau would win by getting knocked out

Trump might be old but I bet he would indeed win.

>tfw 6'1
>tfw enjoy sparring taller opponents but not many in my weight class
>tfw watching the inflatable caryard prop punches, slipping inside and going to town
>tfw trying to keep shorter boxers on the outside but ref lets them tackle their way to the inside
you sound like a weak prick to be quite honest

He is a shit leader and not much of a man, but he could probably take 95% of the substitute teachers in a boxing match.
youtube.com/watch?v=XuSpZ3_5pTc&t=749s

>limp wristed yoga instructor vs ex kgb agent

gee golly whiz i wonder whos gonna win

Let's get this started, who is taking bets?

lots of plastic surgery

He is such an awe inspiring leader. So much charisma, so much energy and willingness to share that energy with all souls.

We are stuck with Blumpf, such a shame.

>glass jaw
more like a larger than average-size glass jaw, amirite

Well what are the standing odds you fuckface?

Putin's at least a -1400 fav

It's like a fight broke out at a special needs school, helmets and all

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Move to Canada then. Don't let the door hit you on the way out bitch.

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beat ya too it fag

muh nigga

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No, Canada has legalized oral sex with animals , ruling that only penetrative beastiality is degenerate

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