What even happens here?

What even happens here?

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Cuckery.

please help me

Prostitution, things that kill you, and shit posters.

Drugs and armed robbery basically

Good posters

The fucking greatest shit ever happens here ya flamin' galah. Like fair dinkum ya gronk who seppos are fucked aye? I'm having a VB, getting plastered and having a meat pie this is living Barry ya drongo cunt. Like fuck me get a grip ya wally. Sitting here with me mate having a chat about life. Can't tell you but as its between me mate myself and the fence post. Like fuck, turn it up. Septic fuck. Might hit the hay soon. I'm fucked.

It does not actually exist. Please don't attempt to go there.

ken oath mate have a corker of a weekend

Chinas economic playground

Dix ucking

Nothing, don't come here

I heard it was full. No one likes crowds. Avoid at all costs

i heard they have gold

People go missing.

That's a lot of room to hide a body.

Found the kike

our two major political parties are centrist and centre-left
Virtually everyone has stopped caring about politics because nothing ever changes and the party will likely change leaders mid-term anyway

Shaun micalef makes it tolerable
youtube.com/watch?v=oIxlYfyAS-0

Opal mining and heat being the least likely thing to kill you even at 45°C.

I heard they are being overrun by chinks

Homicidal stingrays.

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Shitposting
And damn, we're good at it.

meth addiction, virtue signalling, petrol huffing, dole bludging, cultural enrichment, bikies

Too bad we've surpassed you as more reviled.

No shame in being second-best, kid. You had a good run. Time to sit back and watch how new age shitposters get (You)s

That's the prison Island where we send the crims, test nukes and put all the nasty snakes, spiders and emus so we could have them as far away from us as possible.

Given the things you say, you get more (((You)))s than (You)s

Just some guy named Steve complaining about immigrants, who puts cold cuts on the barbie, proceeds to take off his safari outfit to put on zyzz shorts and go raving on the weekends after his fresh tanning session

Nunya fucking business cunt

You sent Irish drunks and dissidents away to an Island in the middle of nowhere to work as slaves in chain gangs and less than half a milennium later we already exceed your GDP per capita, your living standards, your home ownership rates, and your percentage of population that isn't mudshit. Bottom of the barrel of Irish society are confirmed for being superior to even the best of the English.

Meth smoking and gay sex

Quality over quantity mate

Magpies attack your head to collect hair for their nests.

Please wonder on yonder, thou art full

The australian accent is the most grating sound in the world. It's like getting your ears raped by a sting ray

I agree, our quality is superior. We genuinely make people angry, proving our brand of shitposting is better. We never fail to garner many angry replies.

You say that but you haven't heard some of the utter garbage that comes out of the mouths of the British.

POWL JOSOPH WOTSUN is just the tip of the iceberg of STUPID accents.

Thats a brave thing to say.

Calling the Emu lords of death Island 'Irish Drunks' is punishable by being pecked to death!

I can deal with Bongccents, I can't even make it through an episode of Cleverboy without feeling like I need to puke

They teach americans how to use sunscreen here before deployment

perfect example of a low quality shitpost

Nothing.
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RARE
What is it like to "feel the differonce?"

Torture.... Don't forget your torture and barrel stored humans.

Wait I think some strayan mate told me about that.
Isnt it some kind of ad?

The 'difference' being 'subject to poor quality of life'

Lads, I don't know what to do

Came home from work last night, the missus was acting all strange, wouldn't give me eye contact. Then I saw it - a single emu feather in the corner of the room under her clothes.

I'm fucking done

It's basically support staff for America's major base in the Southern Hemisphere.

kangaroofucking, aka roodie-poodies.

it's a bad scene, m80

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>the bottom of the "g" s in the greentext are still missing

You'd think some cunt would have fixed this bad shop up years ago.

Throw in hard drugs and you have explained every fucking Australian.

We've all been there mate.

I'll never forget the day my son was born. My heart dropped when I saw the talons coming out of my beautiful wife's white pussy

Yes. I just searched YouTube, but it seems it's not there. Just some low-budget ad that is irrelevant, yet it is how every Australian knows about your country.

If you don't love dick an don't buy dick products your not Australian
youtube.com/watch?v=h7y6iE0aB5s

crikey.com.au/2017/02/22/dick-versus-the-migrants/

theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/dec/06/dick-smith-backs-pauline-hanson-on-immigration

Neanderthals raping kangaroos

Here's the archive
>youtube com/watch?v=h7y6iE0aB5s
hooktube.com/watch?v=h7y6iE0aB5s
>theguardian com/australia-news/2016/dec/06/dick-smith-backs-pauline-hanson-on-immigration
archive.is/4CTqC

Aussies are fucking weird.

Come and see wussy

Shitposting. Lots and lots of shitposting.

i post one word threads on four chan and get 300 (you)s from dumb american

Shitposting

Help is on the Wuay!

>New Caledonia
Rare as fuck

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no seriously fuck off and die

COLONY FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

doesn't it disgust you that we have french faggots so close to us

you two should both kys

It does, New Caledonia is OUR clay. Stay strong norfolk

Criminals cower in fear of their emu overlords.

It's a containment zone for the niggers of Britain. What do you think? They're like nogs of white people

koala brothels

DAILY REMINDER
if you walk though a sugarcane field in Belize one of these fucking mezito subhumans will strange you to death.

fuck off subhuman

Mad max is a documentary series about everyday life in Australia

>lets go into someones private land.

cane thieving tree

The fuck is going on

Governments oppressing their people for personal gain.

Boomers should hang for what they did to our country.

Alcoholism, abhorrent heat, spiders, brothels

A FUCKING PINE TREE

Betting you basically dont know shit and try to low bantz.

Exposing some pride after you've got bought by the chinese?

A dingo will eat your baby.

this.
meth and crime, and pedophile judges who allow it to happen.

A strange sub-type of rugby.

That plus an average 8 hours of sleep per night covers the better part of the average day

why would i need bantz when you are a defacto frog
you make a yourselfs look like fools

a cane thieving tree

also do you wear a penis gourd
just wondering

Wow, i actually already had you

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smoking meth in the desert sun, stealing babes and blaming it on the dingos, then selling em back to the judges. life is good in australia.

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Lots of gay sex

one of the most common causes of death in australia is 'random assault', im not even kidding.

The fuck you're talking about, you're defacto abo.
You're a penal colony, of a penal colony. Please.
How much are you? 2K? Even Pelican Bay is more populated than you.

>VB
Literally water flavored beer. What is it, 2°? Just drink cider at this point.

TOO MANY VACCINES

Every fucking animal there is on steroids and wants you dead.

>defacto abo
how the fuck do you equate that regardless of being a penal colony when its still 99% white unlike you guys who have a fuckton of mela/Polynesians or whatever you call them

bird eating spider no way

Thanks, you just triggered a 15 minute violent epileptic seizure with your .gif

Penal colony, of a penal colony.
Bottom of the barrel. Shitskin tier. Literally abo level.
Pretty sure you've Merlb diversity rules at this point.

>still white
>surrounded by whites
>nice house and neighbors
>beautiful tree farm
>life on ez mode

but no please tell me more about how im abo level you fucking mong

Island niggers