/cpd/ - CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - FOAMING AT THE MOUTH EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

Everybody ready for this weekend?

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chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-state-budget-stalemate-roundup-met-0630-20170629-story.html
twitter.com/ElviaMalagon/status/880647012420636672
chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-flores-brothers-cartel-sentencing-met-0127-20150126-story.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

>He has no weapons but he has access to forks
>Male black wearing leather jacket without any shirt underneath
>Sex in progress inside the vehicle
>Male Black is going door to door posing as a student

So much to catch up on today. Trump tweets, Maria Bartiromo interviewing Podesta...glad to find the comfy place.

>Unconscience male under bridge
>Person down Randolph and Columbus
blah blah blah...
How do they ever get to all of these calls?

19 minutes until real robert hours

They don't. We've seen nights with 8+ hour backlogs

Just tuned in,,,

>Gotta wash feces out of my car

Never change, Chicago.

>shackles needed

>Inappropriate hugger on the lose

>Male black hugging and touching inappropriately.

"Mister Love"
This

Little piggy, little piggy, let me come in!

Evening, Roberts

Got this playing for some good Chicago apocalypse music youtube.com/watch?v=ilVcb-b7E4Q

The best part is that may actually be his given name

You can bet on it.

>SIX
>SIX SHOTS FIREd
>AH AH AH

>25 shots heard

Enterprise has ditched CarShare in Chicago after struggling with "vandalism, theft and fraud." -DNAInfo.com

July 1st is approaching and Illinois will not have a budget again. You can read what that means here.

chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-state-budget-stalemate-roundup-met-0630-20170629-story.html

Less Social Workers, so more black crime

>Andrea Durbin, chief executive of the Illinois Collaboration on Youth, had a stern warning Thursday before a state House of Representatives hearing. "In order for services to flow to the community, people have to be paid," she said, "and for that to happen, we need a budget."

Teen Male Blacks don't have school

>Everything, from paying the teachers and janitors, to funding extracurriculars, to getting children to and from school, depends in some way on state funding. And without a budget agreement, those plans cannot be made.

25,000 out of work

> If the state cannot pass a roadwork appropriation this week, it will halt about 700 projects valued at $2.3 billion now underway and throw up to 25,000 people out of work, according to the Illinois Department of Transportation.

And less loans for the State and city

>The next downgrade is significant because it would leave Illinois' credit at the level of junk status. Illinois would have the ignominious distinction of becoming the first state to sink that low in the eyes of Wall Street.

>The state's debt is considered below investment grade, and borrowing money will cost more because interest rates will be higher. So building roads or refinancing existing debt will be more expensive. A federal judge's recent ruling that the state would have to start paying down more of its $2 billion backlog in Medicaid bills shook investors and tanked Illinois bond prices.

And all sources seem to think that a budget will not be made, so look forward to Chicago to get worse.

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>missing 11 year old son
>habitual

>six females jumping one girl on the first floor

Good thing they are paying for chicago to be a sanctuary city

>Male Blacks tried to car jack, but failed
>Broke out window with a bat
>Might a gun

>they are paying

You do realize that like every other nigger infested failed city/state in this country, federal tax dollars will come along to balance their books.

>large propane tank is leaking

Large propane tank that's leaking

>caller is having a problem with the 17 year old daughter
>she has a knife

...

>carlos was beaten up by the bouncer
>he sounds intoxicated

>Group of gang members
>In the street stopping cars and pointing guns in the air

Is y'all wanna play

* whistle*

>Robert bitching out dispatch
>someone whistles
Who here is ready for 4th of July?

Sorry there screen caps...but hay its still fun

This Friday to the 4th are gonna be crazy.

>usual holiday coonery
>Illinois going broke
>Latin Kings getting purged by the cartels

It's going to be a hell of a show.

>female hit by car

Land of the debt ridden

Slow it down, Robert!

>Male Roommate putting the moves on the female caller

soon

>level 1 hazmat

CHECK YOU KEYS ROBERT

>bonafide person shot

Buses and tard wranglers dont matter lmao. Cant wait until hordes of downies take over the streets

should i trust in zone 4?

>Group of teenagers doing doughnuts in the church parking lot

>Two cab drivers look like they want to fight

>Male Black selling drugs out side of restaurant

*terrifying laugh*

>DOA I take it?
>10-4

F

>males throwing dynamite in the alley

>move to Chicago just in time to watch it turn into the next Detroit
I have mixed feelings. Luckily my non-cucked state will sell me guns and ammo until I establish residency.

OPEN KEYS REEEEEeee

Dispatcher is pissed about these open keys tonight

Who here ready for 4th of July?
>pic related last years thread pic

Comparable IQ to make black, but at least when downies chimp out they usually only attack themselves. I can see the city improving.

>parked in the field
>they have guns
>they have drugs

It's our patriotic duty to listen on the fourth and witness the wonders

>body removal

Hope male black thinks its funny to pick on downies. When they go full tard they are hard to take down.

>Shot in leg

twitter.com/ElviaMalagon/status/880647012420636672

Just figured out #ChicagoScanner on twitter is a goldmine

I will try this.

>pushing containers down the street

Cartels gettin their soup barrels ready?

>shots fired, or maybe fireworks
July 4 will be fun

>Open window at School
>Two Roberts entering

Good Luck tonight Roberts

sounds like some goddamn vidya

Back when I lived next to a ghetto the thought that crossed my mind when I saw these kinds of people was that they were "marked for death." Maybe their life expectancy ain't too long, maybe they have a death culture.

>1984 dob
were livin it lads

it would be an exciting and dangerous job for sure. takes a certain kind of person to excel in that environment

Checked. Its short sightedness. Making decisions based on minute by minute criteria instead of long term implications.

>Ten Male Whites
>Throwing barricades into the street

>10 male whites
rwds? probably drunk chads

>homeless woman with a flashlight dumpster diving

Keosha, r2c2, has pretty eyes.

Like a serial killer's eyes.

>stolen car
>was stolen from the first guy who stole it

confirmed antifa

>body removal
>21 year old male beaner

>attempted suicide on corner

getting posting errors tonight, just me?

Evening roberts.

slow night

>DOA

>his name is Oreo

How bi polar do you have to be to get hospitalized for it. Holy shit.

>male living in a tent is beating him with a stick

I can barely understand half of the niggers

>It's morning, a Chicago police officer is on the scene
>To tell the native population to move or they'll get beamed
>And uneducated savages bongo from their porches
>That being civilized isn't a black thing to be
>So Bongo bongo bongo i don't wanna leave Chicongo o no no no no no~~~
>Bingo bango bongo I'm so trashy in Chicongo I refuse to go!
>Don't want no standards, paychecks, work boots, healthcare, I think its clear
>That no matter what the cops say!
>I'll stay right here

>YOHOO BABY

>tanisha's friend is being sexually assaulted in front of the club

>niggers leaving the club making problems
sheeeiiiiit

>be nig
>have kid
>name chaquandanelle

>loud, intoxicated male blacks starting trouble behind the building

>female was kidnapped
>caller can still hear her screaming

Dispatch needs a hug. She didn't sound very well with that one.

is everyone ready for the chimpout edition that will start tomorow and rage for months

has everyone read about mexican cartels declaring nationwide war on Latin Kings

all latin kings to be killed after July 1
seems somebody snitched

chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-flores-brothers-cartel-sentencing-met-0127-20150126-story.html

LK is going to be exterminated by sinolian cartel

>there's blood in the hallway at the hospital

>john doe deceased