Be me

>be me
>see neighbor running down street occasionally
>she's only here during summer months
>blonde hair, blue eyes, enough tits for me
>skin complexion and facial structure looks nordic as all hell
>close af to my 10/10
>ifIwascertainshewasn'taslutI'dwifeher/10
>we're both early 20s
>never have a reason to talk with her
>my autist field-report imagination over past two summers indicates she has been stressed
>gained a bit of weight, probably trying desperately to lose it, hence running
>always see her running, but no progress, she always looks unsatisfied with her running
>letmebeyourfuckingImeanrunningbuddy.jpeg

tl;dr My retard ass easily pulls girls I find average/decently attractive but can't nut up and talk to a nordic-as-fuck princess on my own fucking street. I need advice. If not, tank pics are cool too.

>pic related, help me go from being a StuG to full blown Panther Ausführung G

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Fuck off you dumb ass retard, type like a normal person and grow the fuck up

Start running through your neighborhood too.
Use your imagination.

wow what a cool political story from a totally normal person. cool.

To be quite honest I was thinking that I had posted on Sup Forums, but since I've been hopping between there and here for the night, I made a mistake and posted here instead. My apologies.

For what it's worth, I expected the same type of response from either place.

Stugs are my favourite afv.
This thread isn't political, but here is some advice anyway.
Just fucking talk to her.
Same as any other girl, she'll have some self esteem issues and so won't think she is better than you, unless you are shit tier.

>If not, tank pics are cool too.

Dammit, we suck at tanks.
Not that we'd ever need them.
China will defend its southernmost soil from any aggressor with ships and jets.

Confident I'm not shit-tier, so I guess you're right in terms of girls having their own personal issues to deal with.

For the sake of the board this will be my last response, as I don't want to distract from more important things.

Have a good morning, Ausbro.

I think it's cute :3

>be blonde aryan
>desperately need a daddy
>need to keep /fit/ so I can stay attractive
>one day while running see quiet neighbor aryan user mowing his lawn
>see him working up a sweat
>wipes his brow and his bicep flexes
>oh how sexy user is
>he looks up and smiles at me, gives me a wave
>decide to walk over and say hi
>"oh hi user *giggle* you look like you're really working."
>user blushes
>"aww tehe you're blushing! Is it because of these?"
>grab huge tender breasts and start massaging them for user
>user gulps and his face turns red as a tomato
>I can see his bulge grow tight
>"mmm you're all exited for me. Maybe I can help you with that?"
>grab user's crotch
>"wow you're really big user. Lets bring this to the bedroom!"
>take user into the bedroom, take off my top and start massaging my breasts while moaning
>"o-oh user, im so wet, fuck me user!"
>user starts unbuckling his trousers and tugging his shirt off
>sexy user grabs my ass as I start riding his cock
>"o-oh a-a-user you're s-so big!"
>tits bouncing, feel my pussy clench around his fat cock
>he lets out a groan as I feel his hot cum invade my pussy
>"Yes! Give me your aryan seed user! I want your babies!"
>you cuddle together, user stroking your belly as you both think of the white babies you will make

New Zealand's parliament was originally a wooden shed, give them some slack

Thanks Satan!

I don't get it

Where is the punchline?
>it doesn't have to be a BBC joke

It's 75x49.5mm 495 mm would mean the shell is 49.5 cm wide. A bit much dontchathink?

Is that a tractor to tank conversion? The central picture looks much the same shape as a tractor but with tracks instead of tires.

Be fair on New Zealand, we have a tiny population and are isolated from the rest of the world by much ocean. Tanks are not something that we have ever really needed. It would be very difficult to transport them to Europe during the world wars and there has never been need for them here.

Start running yourself on the same path and you will bump into each other.

This isn't your blog you fucking faggot. Typing like a teen from Sup Forums fucks sake.

Sage

Is that a tractor to tank conversion?
Yup. It was built to have anything in case of a Japanese invasion.
You are lucky that never happened because it was painfully slow and barely bulletproof.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Semple_tank

>political discussion

Someone built it in his shed and proposed it to the government. That's pretty cool if you ask me. Building tanks, world record setting motorcycles and aircraft in their fucking sheds

>StuG
>tank

Nofap increases testosterone and confidence so you will be overall more attractive, plus if you cant satisfy your own urges your brain will look for ways to get release. Plus porn is jewish