Be me

>be me
>see neighbor running down street occasionally
>she's only here during summer months
>blonde hair, blue eyes, enough tits for me
>skin complexion and facial structure looks nordic as all hell
>close af to my 10/10
>ifIwascertainshewasn'taslutI'dwifeher/10
>we're both early 20s
>never have a reason to talk with her
>my autist field-report imagination over past two summers indicates she has been stressed
>gained a bit of weight, probably trying desperately to lose it, hence running
>always see her running, but no progress, she always looks unsatisfied with her running
>letmebeyourfuckingImeanrunningbuddy.jpeg

tl;dr My retard ass easily pulls girls I find average/decently attractive but can't nut up and talk to a nordic-as-fuck princess on my own fucking street. I need advice. If not, tank pics are cool too.

>pic related, help me go from being a StuG to full blown Panther Ausführung G

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Fuck off you dumb ass retard, type like a normal person and grow the fuck up

Start running through your neighborhood too.
Use your imagination.

wow what a cool political story from a totally normal person. cool.

To be quite honest I was thinking that I had posted on Sup Forums, but since I've been hopping between there and here for the night, I made a mistake and posted here instead. My apologies.

For what it's worth, I expected the same type of response from either place.

Stugs are my favourite afv.
This thread isn't political, but here is some advice anyway.
Just fucking talk to her.
Same as any other girl, she'll have some self esteem issues and so won't think she is better than you, unless you are shit tier.

>If not, tank pics are cool too.

Dammit, we suck at tanks.
Not that we'd ever need them.
China will defend its southernmost soil from any aggressor with ships and jets.

Confident I'm not shit-tier, so I guess you're right in terms of girls having their own personal issues to deal with.

For the sake of the board this will be my last response, as I don't want to distract from more important things.

Have a good morning, Ausbro.

I think it's cute :3