IQ thread

IQ thread
Post your IQ

>anything below 110 is nigger-tier

Online test for faggots who don't have a certificate test.mensa.no/

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>68
>Drompff voter

i've done the test before, saved result.

>being this insecure

82

it's enough to pass the turing test and partake in memes

>not posting results

I bet you're nigger-tier, hiding behind a flag you don't even deserve to look at

do you have any idea how pathetic you're coming off as?

Took two tests as a little kid. Topped out the chart on one at 170 and got 180 on the other one.

it's an anonymous board you dumb cunt, what does it matter

>thingsthattotalyhappened.jpg

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Anonymous board, I don't care if you believe me. I also don't think it matters all that much.

Just as pathetic as measuring your dick and bragging about it.

Brag about something tangible that you've achieved with it, until such time, its worthless "muh dik" niggering.

>Online test
Yeah that's not how it works. You need a proctored test, which takes about 6 hours.

>113

Well okay then.

>implying dick size doesn't matter for women

The online test is, in my experience, is fairly accurate. I've taken it a couple of times and scored 125-135. And I got a 131 on the real test.

>test.mensa.no/
I literally clicked random buttons and got an IQ of 103, fuck off.

>test.mensa.no
Got a couple seconds over 10 minute mark. I'm not sure if that gave a big slash or not.

t. brainlet

What do you do for a living?

tfw
Do an online test score 126 (Done it multiple times and scored in range of 120-130)
Do the real test it shows 89IQ fml
Allthough i did preaty good in maths part i scored 9/10

That test is bullshit. I've taken it 3 times and it's given me over 130 each time. I'm thinking it rates 15 to 20 IQ points high.

>artificially inflated IQ scores to appease the shitskins and the downies

Well, it's pointless to randomly click. That's just a small preview of the real test, anyway.

Sure it does, but you have a one dimensional measurement, weigh it against the the amount of females its got you and now you have a brag worthy measurement.

IQ tests were made by (((psychologists))) over a century ago. Are you also going to show us your horoscope OP?

My theory is that test scores high in an attempt to dupe stupid people into applying for status and paying for a legit test.

Its pointless? I proved the online test is absolute sranje, it is a bullshit "feel-good" test .
Jebes ih.

IQ is made up by (((them))) to make the goys feel intelligent, so they don't see past the Jewish chains holding them down.

i had 124 in online test. Shit there are negores smarter than me

Mine is 140
Tests administered by cognitive neuropsychologist over two days

>Online test
>Mensa
Please nigger

>ITT: "geniuses" who spend their lives shitposting on Sup Forums
Truly the saddest life.

There are a lot of things thatare problematic with your theory mate.

Its not artificially inflated since it was an official mensa test

Botched the test desu, will do next year to pass the 148 mark. What's ironic is that I'm a brainlet without any ambition or general interest in anything in life. Like having a Ferrari without wheels, fuck yeah.
>Yeah, I know, I should kms

135 here.
State of commiefornia tested 30 years ago

this
I see a lot of people here brag about their high IQ yet i am preaty sure they are low in social status.

>pay to join MUH IQ club
>not retarded
Pick one and only one

haaretz.com/world-news/europe/1.714731

>Yes, goy, your IQ is 131! Send us more money so we can tell you more about how intelligent you are

IQ of 203 here, easy peasy. Assessed by Mensa.
All you cucks with an IQ of below 200 are basically monkeys.

>paying money to join a club with other """intelligent""" people, while the owners are probably laughing their arses off are how retarded you all are

Top cvck, m8.

>The online test is, in my experience, is fairly accurate

Didn't work for me. Got like 130 and took the real test. Got 116 which is 1 point above the standard range (85-115), so I suppose I'm king nigger.

how creatively inspired are you?
do you entertain yourself?

My brain literally does nothing to entertain me. All it cares about is efficiency, and I'm not even efficient.

>it's another episode of "let's make Sup Forums insecure"

intelligence and motivation are two very different things

>The online test is, in my experience, is fairly accurate. I've taken it a couple of times and scored 125-135. And I got a 131 on the real test.
That's sad.
If you were actually intelligent you wouldn't be wasting so much time jerking yourself off taking the test more than once.

Get a job you waste of life.

Do you think you would have a more enjoyable life if you had a 100 IQ instead?

120+

Despite that, if one has high IQ he is allmost guaranteed to suceed in life.

Any proff for that claim?

>128
>Blumph voter

Not everyone finds money and pleasure to be worthwhile goals.

Then what else there is?

If you have some extra money or pleasure you aren't using, feel free to send it this way.

>2017
>Thinking an IQ test is a reliable and quantifiable measure of one's intelligence
>Thinking Mensa is a credible, respectable organization that adheres to the scientific method

negro, I have bad news for you. I don't know how much you (((paid))) them, but face is Mensa jewed you for shekels.

If you retook that test today you'd arrive at a different score.

The price of intelligence is happiness.

He is not enough autistic for that

154
Fight me faggot.

7gorillian same as the "dead jews" in the "holocaust"

entertainment
masturbating over proper systems or the ideal

Are you retarded or something? I don't even speak your shitty language, but that clearly says you're in the top 3%, which means your IQ is the one on the right, at 128.

I don't have proof but I took one in 8th grade and my mom said it was in the 120s.

Every little shitty online one puts me between 118- and 130

>117
>slightly above average
>still 88th percentile
is the world really this retarded

Got a 93 on the Asvab does that count?

128

162

>Mensa jewed you for shekels.

This

Isn't that the same as plesure?I mean if you see a perfection isn't that equal to plesure?

>131

You are like a baby.

Idiot. Learn to read some more.

>if one has high IQ he is allmost guaranteed to suceed in life.
True, but only as much as one cares about succeeding. You have to attempt something to succeed at it, regardless of how likely you are to succeed.

haha I'm below the age of 25 and make more money than you can ever imagine

>MUH IQ

No one cares about some imaginary number made up by psychologists fifty years ago. Tell me your income and current job

Filling the time between now and when I die with shit to keep me busy.

The online test from official Mensa site, yes test.mensa.no/ My score was 124. Would be pretty hard to luck out into Mensa membership, I guess. Then again, I never trained these tests, so training could probably up my score quite a bit, if I wanted to.

made one few days ago at danish's Mensa site

lucked out

>is the world really this retarded
Take a look at your average human. Be crushed by the realization that half of humanity is even worse than that.

norwegian armed forces cyber defence
computer engineer 80k usd

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This is so true.

>how creatively inspired are you?
Not at all, maybe I would've been if I've shown interest in something specific for a significant period of time. It's easy for me to understand things, and in greater depth than most though. Problem with me is that my focus jumps from one thing to another in matter of days.
>Do you think you would have a more enjoyable life if you had a 100 IQ instead?
Probably, I tend to overthink everything and suck all life out of it eventually.

Oh look, this thread again. And you didn't even timestamp your picture. Not good for someone with an iq of 131.

i didnt take the time to thinq that through

No idea. Knowing I'm a mutt though, it's probably under the white average.

Are you retarded? That's probably why the Mensa test does not have linguistic items.

One of his measurements is on the Cattell scale, the other on the Wechsler scale.

You're right, this guy is retarded.

Different scales. OP's is in Cattell. 130 in Cattell is like 148 in Binet

Why are the scores different? In Sweden it's 130 and in the UK it's 130. Am we retarded? Or different measuring scales?

How do I kill myself confirmed autism

What is there to read you imbecile? It says 3% - IQ 144 on Cattell's scale, 128 on Vexler's scale. Usually the Cattell's scale is used, although scales are irrelevant. Mensa primary measures your IQ in percentiles.
>Probably misspelled those two names

Thanks polbro

>Probably, I tend to overthink everything and suck all life out of it eventually.

rethink your priorities, then properly practice factoring in them into your thought patterns, or at least in your outward communication

Yeah, the Norwegian autist is clearly retarded and cheated in his test.

128, consistent with the Danish one

Took a IQ test from a local psychiatrist for some money after highschool, so I guess that is a legit test.

121 IQ

I have around 130-140. Doesn't really help me at all though.

>tfw have never taken an IQ test

Am I subhuman