>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
I KNOW IT'S EARLY BUT I JUST CAN'T CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT ANY MORE.
>ILLINOIS BROKE >4TH OF JULY WEEKEND >THOUSANDS OF ATF AGENTS SENT TO THE CITY FOR THE WEEKEND >LOCAL CHICANONS REPORTED CARAVANS OF ARMORED VEHICLES FILING INTO THE CITY
HYPE Y P E
Logan Evans
Its been crazy all day on #ChicagoScanner on Twitter
>- There will be no budget deal in Springfield Friday before the midnight deadline of the end of the fiscal year. The House adjourned Friday afternoon without passing a budget deal.
>Without a deal passed by midnight, there will be immediate consequences.
>Those consequences include a new funding crunch for Chicago Public Schools, which is saddled with debt, and the Powerball and Mega Millions lottery games will pull out of the state. Roadwork across Illinois will shut down - costing 25,000 jobs - since the state would not have money to pay its contractors, and Illinois' credit rating will hit junk bond status.
>Madigan sent letters to bond agencies, asking them to give the state more time to finalize the budget deal before the state's credit is downgraded to junk status.
>I have read His fiery gospel writ in rows of burnished steel! >"As ye deal with my condemners, so with you My grace shall deal! >Let the Hero, born of woman, crush the serpent with his heel, " >Since Robert is marching on.
Jack Gomez
>Drunk man in a wheel chair attacking bus driver >By running into him
Gabriel Phillips
On the plus side, Trump is confirmed CPD scanner listener. On the down side, the feds are going to intimidate Male Black. Also the feds don't know about Male Black. They call him Male African American.
Bentley Lewis
Let's do this, Roberts. I hope Trump's Tweet really gets Tyrone firing this weekend. Lookin for record numbers the next 72 hours.
C'mon, dindus: spray and pray!
Owen Mitchell
>Trump is confirmed CPD scanner listener.
w-what?
Asher Cooper
who the hell do you think robert is?
Carter Myers
Not really confirmed but possible.
Dominic Gutierrez
>Male Black pulls a gun on ATF agents >ATF response kills every living thing in a five black radius
Luke Wilson
>five black radius
excellent typo Adam
Evan Lee
>critical mass heading west >a couple hundred maybe
Jaxon Perry
>a couple hundred maybe
What?
Camden Ortiz
What?
Leo Davis
>donating for the continuation of this broken system Let it burn
Gabriel James
The term for a large group of porch monkeys maybe?
>school of fish >pride of lions >murder of crows >critical mass of dindus
William King
I don't see a Penske or Uhaul truck on the bingo card, what gives guys?
Kayden Rogers
I checked out the Form 990 for the organization. The money goes to roberts, adams, and charlie's in chicago. not the fuckwit dems that run the place or the chimps that demand gibs.
Andrew Williams
Afternoon roberts
Grayson Rodriguez
The July 4th bingo card is meant to be more challenging otherwise you'd be getting bingo every 5 mins.
Aaron Gutierrez
>male on the ground >battery victim >his face is damaged
Parker Perry
Oh right, forgot, they fill up pretty quickly, it's all so tiresome!
Owen Lewis
Been waiting for this thread all afternoon.
Liam Long
Do you guys think it will go quiet at midnight or do you think it will be full blown panic? or perhaps somewhere in the middle?
Jeremiah Sanchez
The coonery will continue as it always does. dispatch might get a little cheeky knowing that their politicians just fucked them over.
>The district, which stretches from Fullerton to Lawrence and the Chicago River to Lake Michigan, is staffed by 375 cops today, compared to 378 last June and 468 officers in October 2011.
>No, that is not a typo. 468.
>Police manpower in the district is actually down by 20% compared to 2011.
Andrew Turner
prime crime weather in chiraq tonight!
David Thomas
megakek thank you Americunt best comfy i've ever seen
Jaxon Lewis
>31 posts >not a single person has checked their keys
Gavin Sanders
keeping thread running
Where you roberts listening in from?
Colton Reed
Connecticucked here.
Aiden Gomez
>caller is afraid to look outside >can hear a female screaming >something about a knife
Colton Bell
Hey boys, real robert hours yet?
James Richardson
>3 shots fired >they have guns and... yea...
Jack Brooks
Keys checked. Major chimpout on the event horizon
Jeremiah Stewart
>what needs to be processed? >the body
Parker Campbell
Peoples Republic of Maryland
Joseph Gomez
how often does a crime happen kek
Jackson Miller
Crimes are always happening in Chicongo
Joseph Morris
...
Brandon Mitchell
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Ethan Clark
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Caleb Russell
...
Isaac Nelson
...
Connor Anderson
...
Christian Baker
Commonwealth of Massachusetts
Blake Smith
Kansas. One ear on the scanner and the other on my mexican neighbors trying to blow themselves up.
Jace Campbell
...
Nathaniel Cox
Where the hell is that white Porsche?
Henry Lopez
...
Jordan Williams
lol probably in some shady boarder town by now
Liam Ross
>standing in front with a gun threatening to shoot people
Eli Reyes
The land of Pubsubs and snowbirds, Florida.
Good Morning Roberts, no budget passed and July 4th right around the corner means tonight just might be extra /comfy/.
Tyler Hall
Shipped off overseas or dumped in a river somewhere.
How much would insurance be on that car in Chicago?
Joseph Moore
Maybe one night it will make another appearance and surprise us all.
Jeremiah Garcia
how do i keep up with shit when they say 22-17 and 11-23, why cant they just say robbery or stabbing.
>4th of July >no budget >cartel purging the Latin Kings >ATF in town in force
This is going to be a hell of a show.
Michael Stewart
female blacks fighting on the corner >weapons unknown yes
Jeremiah Nguyen
>cartel purging the Latin Kings Do you have a good source on this? Sounds interesting.
Julian Butler
Are there ever crimes in Chicago committed by non-blacks?
Grayson Long
>75 minutes to respond
Aiden Russell
Expensive. Nogs don't need insurance though. They have gibs and free rides to the hospital when shot up.
Eli Martinez
The rare male Asian
sometimes Male White gets nailed for smoking weed, but really that's all Male White does
Easton Sullivan
holy shit boys did I just hear cranky?!
Jackson Baker
Let's see how many more we can rack up now through July 4th.
Jonathan Garcia
Yeah sure, there are skinheads and mafia in chicago. When I was down there before some nogs were telling me about a multipart gang war where the italians got fucked over by some haitians but didn't want to deal with that shit so they paid off some skinheads to handle it skinheads handled it and realized the italians were pussy so they killed a scion and muscled some more cash out of them. It depends on what part of the city though. South side is pretty much exclusively niggerwars.
Isaiah Rivera
crimes always go up in the summer, too bad its not like 100 degrees in chicago right now
Luis Rodriguez
hey fellow masshole 413 here
Oliver Jackson
The real competition is between the last and the current years' men black.
Lincoln Moore
hey guys, I'm on the radio codes sight, still sorta confused. anyone have an into codes?
Benjamin Price
Since the car was reported stolen, I assumed it was insured and registered. Also thought it was stolen from a hotel valet. Maybe I mixed that up with another vehicle.
Ethan Smith
*site
Liam Taylor
Stormy night tonight.
Gabriel Turner
I want to join a Chicago street gang how do I do it? I'm white and I have a degree in robotic engineering so I can offer those skills to the black gangs
Brandon Hughes
413 as well
Jaxson Cruz
You'll want to keep an eye on the Cook county codes while listening to this scanner. Most of the numbers you hear, however, are the #'s for police units. Events are usually describes on this scanner.
Nolan Robinson
Spooky. Close to N adams?
Owen Sanders
>Robert just checked in
yeah Robert get that OT! Not that the state can afford to pay you the OT...
Nathaniel Lee
My bet is 2017 for the win.
Asher Sullivan
cool, thanks user. nice 88 too
Andrew Long
Sunday is going to be 88 degrees
Nicholas Nelson
i think 2016 manages to win by a hair
Jacob Williams
>been listening for almost 2 hrs >not a single open key
Impressive length
Juan Hill
Maybe an hour away? I am in Northampton
Zachary James
so a 5-6-9 is a citizen calling for help, domestic disturbance, street disturbance?
Mason Clark
>Northampton
I'm sorry to hear that.
The tea room restaurant is great though. I live about an hour south in CT.
Anthony Russell
williamstown here. northampton is hipster central right
Austin King
Who /mchenrycounty/ here
Carter Diaz
who quints here god damn
Asher Martinez
Tea pot? On main street?
Daniel Johnson
>foot chase >3 detained alright Robert
Josiah Nguyen
The entire town is plastered with anti-Trump pro-Hillary bumper stickers. It's like a living breathing Hillary rally.
My Mom and I went there and had to listen to some overweight blue haired theater majors talk about how they planned to desecrate shakespeare by turning hamlet into some kind of pro tranny play.
we just kept making faces at each other as we listened to them.
Brayden Jenkins
keys and digits checked
Nicholas Gomez
Not really hipster. Just fat SJW smithys with dyed hair that screams "I have daddy issues"
