Ay man, can I use your phone?

ay man, can I use your phone?

No.

ay, got a dolla?

If you look nice and wear a suit these types don't even try to bother you.

No, now be gone from my presence.

I don't have a phone sorry

No, but you can have these bullets.

No, it's made for humans only.

this actually happened to me in paris once

Yeah sure, why not?

*phone is heard vibrating through your pocket*


You are now robbed

you give it up?

...

*Drug dealers call you for weeks pending you even get your phone back*

> gimmedat phone, nikkuh ...you bitchass white boi

lole

Niggers don't try that shit down here. Southern boys would hand them a country ass-whooping if they tried, and no one's dumb enough to pull a gun on a white in Dixie.

Fuck off, niggers.

I actually had no phone at the time, it was like 2003
He then got mad and said "are you taking the piss?" and looked into my backpack which was on the metro seat

uh....uhhh ok..okay but don't use any of my data okay?

If you can pull it off, pretend to be a cop by asking them their name. Like this, "Yeah, you can use it, just tell me your name." They'll stutter and make up a name... and then ask, "Is that your first name or your last name?" Get's them every fucking time!

one time i let a nigger use my phone and he stole it.