Ay man, can I use your phone?

ay man, can I use your phone?

No.

ay, got a dolla?

If you look nice and wear a suit these types don't even try to bother you.

No, now be gone from my presence.

I don't have a phone sorry

No, but you can have these bullets.

No, it's made for humans only.

this actually happened to me in paris once

Yeah sure, why not?