/CPD/ - Chicago Police Scanner General: Friday Night Death Jam edition

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/
cwbchicago.com/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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The crowd plot continues

Will Chicago ever been great again?

>five females fighting
>caller is not involved

So Robert is a person?

hope Robert made it out of the nig mob ok.

thank you for the new bread user

Need more forms

Rome will never prosper under Augustan again

Robert is the name for night shift CPD officers

we are all Roberts. You're now a Robert

>gun in waistband
>10 other male hispanics out there with him

Happening?

Ok

evening robers. i tuned in at a good time apparently, or a bad time. the crowd thing that is and I think i saw a 'calling all roberts'. never heard that before.

Some say he's a person. Some say he's feeling. Some say he is a monster.

One thing is for sure: he is necessary.

20th for sabina altynbekova

that thing ausrobert made is absolute kino

>that pic
deep
inspirational
wow

A shadow, a motion, an instinct, Robert lurks in the deep of all of our souls.

HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON

how tall is she?
asking for a friend

I prefer this picture.

five eleven and a half in your retarded units i think

>16 shots heard

Just came back from work roberts. Anything good yet?

In death we have a name... What's his name Sup Forums?

>16 shots
god damn
>woman beating another woman
>trying to drag her in the apartmant
GOD DAMN

roboerT?

What the fuck you racists this sort of stuff happens in every city it's just exacerbated because Chicago happens to be a large city.

It literally has nothing to do with race.

>two women beating a woman in an alley
>trying to drag her into an alley

Lesbian enrichment?

thx bulgaria
take this gif of your national icon as payment

What the fuck was that noise.

>Crowd approaching group of Roberts at crime scene, they have weapons

shes a big girl
"massive crowd approaching", a car on fire, endless domestic batteries, blood, fire, death

> bottles breaking, children screaming

Probably a fight in progress

16? I can't count that high AH AH AH

it's a neat picture no need to be cynical about it

Robert is the protagonist of CPD, regularly encountering the villain MALE BLACK, occasionally checking his keys and flirting with dispatch.

Weve got
>BOTTLE
on weapons bingo

>children screaming
yas

>getting beat and dragged into an apartment
BY ALLAH

>Children screaming

...

>male black with a gun wearing hoodie by the McDonalds dumpster

182 cm/6 foot tall

Fucking bottle kids

I could have sworn someone was meowing

>black male with a gun in mcdonalds parking lot

dispatch always sounds so sassy n cute

Shit this gon b gud

>Man with a gun in a brown hoodie in a mcdonalds parking lot
sheeeeiiiiit

1st of JULY!!!
I wonder how many Roberts will die today?

wwe comes to your neighborhood.

guess what every other big crime city also has lots of

>children screaming
>at a party where a fight broke out

kek

Which zone has the most chimpouts?

I can't keep my eyes open anymore. Stay safe out there Roberts and check your keys

Why would you stick your key in this you'd get electrocuted you can tell it's happened before from the burn marks on the receptacle.

hopefully zero

short hair black shirt blue jeans

That would be a bore

chicago citywide

my robert is ready

>Husband beat me but I don't want to file charges
Then why call in the first place? Sort your shit out, yeesh.

People. These are people you're talking about.

>guns and knives

To think today is only Friday and 3 full days till the 4th.

based

the meaning of these threads is lost on you then.

to get the attacker away from you

T-t-that's not a-a train..

kindly get the fuck out

MALE BLACK is barely a person.

this app negro, this one.

SNOWFLAKE STATUS
>CONFIRMED

is Rusev famous in the homeland?
I'd like to think he is

leave, this is a Robert thread

neck yourself you liberal kike

Audible kek at the thought of someone seeing them as people. What has this place done to me

Then file the charges, women are retarded.

Glad you like her user

Lurk moar nigger.

Roberts it seems we have some bored kids in the thread today. Stay safe.

That black male could very well grow up to be one of the very police officers protecting this city

... thats the joke

fairly. they write about him on sports sites because his storylines are great

im probably the only one using the app on my tv blaring the scanner through my surround sound

>2 shots fired

>2 shots fired
ITS HAPPING

Demographics is the main issue

I was joking I am saying a prayer for all Roberts now. May no Roberts die tonight or forevermore. Amen.

if she files charges she'll probably live the rest of her life in fear that he'll come back to fucking kill her. I've watched enough cops to understand these things

You try too hard, and we all think its pretty fucking gay

...

>just scrolled back down
good morning Robert

not the only one.

Nw highway and Oshkosh is in a nice white area too.

>Kekistan pants

any woman stupid enough to stay with a guy who beats her and do nothing about it deserves it. too many programs out there to help you or just kill his ass in self defense.

But he won't kill you for calling the police in the first place, regardless of whether you pressed charges or not? Zero logic, you know what maybe he should just beat her stupid ass to death.

any updates on the 12 year old earlier who had the gun