>chubby boxy woman
>cross eyed
>awkward
>weird to look at
Why the fuck did Trump pick this woman? Out of every person that would be willing to do this, why her? What is his strategy behind this?
Is it because she looks completely retarded and he wants the press to look unhinged while they dig into her?
I'd never eat a burrito from a vagina - a bloody vagina - I said NO! GTFO Mika.
KYS /nu-pol/ faggot
She looks like a normie american woman.
Maybe Melania doesn't want Donald to cheat on her. Kellyanne will probably be fired too
WHAT!?! She's 10/10 qt 3.14!!! Am I the only one who gets a little chubby when she gets that lazy eye?
Why didn't Trump just pick some big intimidating guy?
I am sure there are plently of sharp people who would be willing to work this position.
Also, Kellyanne is hot af
she sounds like how right wing retards argue
>Out of every person willing to do this
Have you even considered how long that list really is?
>daughter of Mike Huckabee
This is why senpai
Melania didn't think Sean supported Donald enough. Sean also had a tantrum when he didn't get to meet the Pope during the Italy visit
Melania will probably get rid of Kellyanne and Ivanka too
What wrong with her? She does a good job something you don't have.
Because she looks like most of his voters.
This 10/10 would wife.
>actually does her job
>doesn't indulge anything
>doesn't take shit from anyone
She's better that Spicer. Sharp chick that knows how to handle the vultures.
fyi ugly women are actually intelligent because they have to be. trump married an army candy ditz and knows better.
>Why the fuck did Trump pick this woman?
Because her job isn't really to look pretty?
She's been fantastic. Spicer should walk off a plank.
I thought Sean did an okay job
He picked her because shes been forged in the Child of a Conservative furnace and is onto their tricks.
kys leaf
Where'd Spicy go?
he got promoted inside trumps staff.
He got promoted. He's like deputy chief of staff equivalent and replaced a guy who quietly left.
Is it a real promotion?
What also happened to Bannon? I thought he would Breitbart things up but he's silent
IDK about bannon, but for a while the media was going after him, trying to picture him a nazi... so iguessing they are keeping him low key.
She's Mike Huckabee's daughter. Probably paying Mike back for something by hiring her.
Because the amount of sycophants shrinks daily.
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Trump could bring back Marilyn Monroe in her hayday as the new press secretary and libtards would still find ways to criticize and insult her. Nothing will ever be good enough for them as long as Trump is in the white house.
are you ok?
because she's great at answering questions and defending the president. are you that fucking retarded???!
she's cute and does a good job. what's the problem?
liberals, as usual.
She's a fucking woman. A goofy looking one too.
Why not search out a man?
Are there really not that many people willing to do this?
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Trump is using the Pussy Pass against the press, and is lucky to have a woman that's been around for years and is wise to all of their bullshit.
>Her
>She
I have some bad news for you guys
Media can barely mistreat her or their rabid dog of an audience will lash back at them
can u imagine how many press secretaries trump is going to go thru? lol
what, you like men or something? Flag related
it's bretty long, I'm willing to do it, but noOoOOoOoOoOoOOoo
lose my job to a lady person, sexism! many such cases! sad!
I noticed none of these are arguments. She's been slaying the press. What's the problem?
>trying this hard to bait out "stereotypical" answers from Sup Forums for your shitty blog/reddit post
Try harder faggot. If you fail again, convert to Islam and cleanse a day care of whites.
why would i argue? you asked a question.
>DUR WHY DO YOU WANT A MAN???
Because men are naturally stronger and naturally leaders? Are these all reddit posters or what?
I'm watching her press conference right now, and I agree that she is better than Spicer, but I thought Spicer was shit to begin with.
Trump needs a true bantz king who will just talk mad shit to the press.
You have to go back, OP. Here, have a sage on the house.
No, you go back you little faggot.
You know somebody is from Reddit when they don't have a problem with a WOMAN in a position like this.
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
8/10 would do for freedom.
Idiot.
Her presence takes away all of their weapons and exposes their hypocrisy.
They can't make fun of her appearance.
They can't shout her down.
They can't accuse her of "mansplaining."
Fuck, it'd be better if she was a minority.
>naturally stronger and naturally leaders
gay alert. there's things you just don't say out loud
you realize Sup Forums is satire, right?
projection is really not a good look for you.
Shes a 6 max dude.
And that is being nice.
Naked shes probably a 4.
Because her dad is Mike Huckabee. That's all there is to it.
That's literally what I said in my OP, "idiot"
shut up faggot
because she btfos press faggots
one eye on the shills, one eye on the kikes
Women exist to nurture kids, not to "work"
This.
>one eye on the shills, one eye on the kikes
Yes. She looks like a deer in the headlights. She looks like a victim. Trump is a genius. Death to CNN. Death to fake news reporters.
fucking kek somebody meme this right here
See-- now I hope a sheboon summons her dindu master and murders you.
Good luck, shithead!
Pic related
Trump picked her because she eviscerates the press.
Spicer sticks to the point, but I think they roll her out when they want the press to get a taste of their own medicine.
>women eviscerating anything
I mean, she's not terrible or anything. She doesn't say anything cucky, and she has some good come-backs at fighting with the press.
But she's a woman. It's just not the same as having a man with two testicles bantering with the press.
I think finding somebody as obnoxious as Milo would be a good idea.
Probably cuz Mike Huckabee asked Trump to ask her, and she prob wasnt supposed to get much attention with Spicer as press secretary (I think he's looking for a replacement now)
I agree that she's ugly as shit and has no charisma
>I am sure there are plently of sharp people who would be willing to work this position.
lol you think that with Trump's erratic tweets?
hes made you reveal your own hateful rotten self
>spends whole thread telling people to go back to plebbit for supporting a woman in the position
>suggests Milo for the position
really makes you think
Yes, a position like that is every opportunist's dream.
I said somebody LIKE Milo.
You are retarded if you do not acknowledge Milo's meth'd out lightning fast banter. Why do you think he put leftists on suicide watch?
Unfortunately he is a sodomite, and that was his downfall.
Obama went through several too
>She's been slaying the press
lol no
Trump needs someone who can stay on message but is charismatic and eye-pleasing
Why did the left become the champions of retardation?
if it was a normal White House
Trump often tweets shit without telling his own press secretaries, leaving them in the dark and making contradictory statements. Spicer looks like he's been through hell in the first few months of being press secretary.
Laura Ingraham would be much better
She owns that room. You've obviously not listened to her. She's fantastic. Also how dare you criticize her looks because she is a womyn!!!
i dont really pay attention to these press briefings but ive heard enough of them to conclude spicer was pretty bad and sanders is a million times better than him. spicer awkwardly ran damage control most of the time. sanders makes less gaffs and isnt afraid to BTFO the media.
Let Marshawn do it....
Because she's pretty damned good at her job? Allah forbid someone is chosen based on their merit rather than aesthetics.
Because if the media criticized her they're just being misogynistic .
She's pretty good. The fact the media hates her is proof.
She's better than Spicer
Spicer comes across as a nervous wreck and looks like a cuck. She at least doesn't seem like a spaz
I think they should have another person do it throughout the week too. Someone of Ben Shapiro's caliber would be good but not Ben Shapiro
She looks like if she was a man she'd be a huge bully. Perfect pick.
If the White House was ever cursed like that castle in Beauty and the Beast, she'd probably turn into a talking pair of Crocs.
>Trump needs a true bantz king who will just talk mad shit to the press.
Fuck it. I'll do it.
>Also, Kellyanne is hot af
Someone's horny. You like your women to look like they've smoked a pack a day for 30 years?
...
This is actually the truth. They could hate on sean spicer but it is much harder to hate on someone that looks exactly like a huffpo blogger's mom or one of their friends mom.
Nobody else wants this shit job?
Nah dude is hot af
Every time I see her pop up on the news I'm just like "damn 10/10 milf I bet donald has cheated on Melania with that".
U mad faggot?
(((Scheinpflug)))
it never fails
>nobody else wants to work in what will be one of the most legendary administrations for the strongest empire the world has ever known
I would do this job if hired. I would spend an entire week studying every piece of information 12 hours per day learning the material.
yeah user we should hire people based on how they look rather than how qualified they are
t. goy goystein
>we should hire women to do things
What happened to this board exactly? Even a month ago I wouldn't be seeing this level of cuckery
Yes. He wants the press to look unhinged
Also most of the attacks on Sean Spicer and Kellyanne (other than the "alternative facts" line) have mostly focused on making fun of their appearance and mannerisms.
If he puts someone up who looks weird as fuck and is a chick, the journalists will be wary of pulling the same tricks
Stop responding to leaves, cousin. They just want (you)s.