Shipwreck on banana island

>shipwreck on banana island
>due to my hard work, become the wealthiest man with the most bananas
>everyone else gangs up on me and steals all my bananas
>they throw them in the ocean, smear them on the ground, and build shitty furniture out of them
>when I tell them it's clearly theft, they point to useless constructions they made
>"You paid for the chance to use those. Also, we all agreed to take your stuff on a 100:1 vote. You had your say. If you're not happy, you're welcome to fuck off and move to the middle of the ocean instead."

How exactly is taxation NOT theft?

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>Not owning tow missiles.
>Not having loyal army of child soldiers.
>Letting groups of more than 3 coordinate.

There's no difference in the two. Reality though, if you do not have the funds you likely end up in jail, which you then become a burden to other tax payers.

When your driving down that nice, paved road, and
when you go to the emergency room and cannot be denied, or when you go to the park that is groomed for you by the city so you can have a
nice picnic with your kids, when you take a shit and said shit travels down a public water works sewage system, literally everything in modern society is tax-funded. Don't want that? I guess you could move to the Amazon or something..

Here is what actually happened

>some asshole arrives on bana island first, and immediately sets to work harvesting all of the bananas in sight
>ruthlessly chops down banana trees in the process, limiting the amount of natural resources produced
>sequesters other banana trees on a plantation, restricting their access to others who arrive, who might have been able to gather bananas for themself, had the banana trees not been cut down or put behind a fence
>sells bananas to starving people in the island at an exorbitant price in labor, goods, or services
>the other people on the island decide they have had enough, demand access to bananas, or they will fucking kill the banana baron
>banana baron pouts and huffs, and gives away 1/8th of his bananas, which barely suffices to keep the poor retards who live on the island also alive, without having them effectively enslaved to his banana monopoly
>goes to the bananachan cork board and leaves a whiny 'anonymous' rant about taxation being theft, written with his own shit on the back of a palm leaf

>Letting groups of more than 3 coordinate
>333

if he arrived at the island first and thus claimed it, why is everyone else entitled to his land? because they exist? and if there's so little viable land there that a single person can dominate it all by himself, then it would never have been able to support so many people in the first place. They would have had to find greener pastures elsewhere anyway.

And in practice, nothing like this ever happened in real life. The only way you can dominate whole industries like this is with the power of governments and central states. An individual or a corporation, no matter how rich, can not monopolize an industry without government sanction.

Because they'll fucking kill him. Revolutions break the NAP, but without a state who enforces it?

What makes you think that the first shipwreck survivor to arrive on an island can make a legitimate claim to ownership?

How do other shipwreck survivors 'move on to greener pastures'?

Your entire premise assumes a population that doesn't have the means to leave.

If you don't want your shitty argument picked apart, don't make a shitty argument with a stupid premise.

>And in practice, nothing like this ever happened in real life.

Read a history book, you dumb nigger.