TRUMP: LEGENDARY LEGEND

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Surreal

>tfw the US has a shitposter in chief

fucking LOL

I question what Trump does a lot, but I will never get over his tweets and the reactions they get, they are fucking priceless.

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Too bad!

MIKA IS DUMB AS A ROCK

le based madman XD

So how did that intern die again?

The fucking madman

Look for some sort of happening today, military or politically. This is a smokescreen tweet as we have discussed earlier

>1/7/17
Old news, faggamuffin

anal infection from too much rape

>american education

Tweets and The Wall are all I ever cared about.

This man is a treasure.

>it's real

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what the fuck timeline are we in

>666

the total genocide timeline

there will be a giant burial pit and all Commies, Liberals, Feminists, Muslims and Negroes will be machined gunned down.

No, fagmuncher, we just do our dates correctly in ascending importance.

so tell me trump. do you feel nervous in the service?

So what is Trump sliding today?

>this illiterate manchild is the most powerful man in the world

Also, your clock has too many hours

Anti-gay bill, that lets every homosexual be executed without trial

He is just having harmless fun

Think about the thoughts he doesn't tweet

Never thought I'd be told by an americunt fagdip retard that there could be "too much" of anything.

Oh please.

Trump just has to mismatch his socks and they would die in their pseudo outraged twitter universe

>you're stupid and you're ratings are low!!!

He really needs to get better insults. He uses the same old simplisitc childlike insults over and over.

So how is that wall going?

It works though. The media will be covering this for at least the next 24 hours, that's exactly why he does this shit.

>Trump has a custom made bot to take over his Twitter for him
>[Person] is a short dumb blood face cancer bigly fantastic WIN Russian pathetic niggers! Sad!

and what would you be implying, friendo? ;^)

So how is that Paris agreement doing?
How is that recount coming?
How are the faithless electors doing?
How bout that filibuster of Gorsuch?

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is trump Australian?

>tfw in current year, this is a tweet made by the US president
best timeline

LMFAO

Imagine the epic meltdown next week when POTUS meets Putin. Liberal tears.

I WANT MORE

This.
America is third world now, everybody gets what he deserves.

this is NOT how a president should act.

IMPEACH

HIM

NOW.

That awkward moment when your fellow german can't stop sucking murrican con-cock.

>the globalist satanic pedophile order

Come get it cunts

wewlad

These people talk shit about him on TV every morning and people get upset when he says something back. Good on him, I would do the exact same thing if people were talking shit about me.

In all my life:

Bill Clinton - Democrats - Joke, trash and garbage

Bush - I don't know if he was really this bad or was just the media of DNC shilling

Obama - Was the same thing than Bush, spy, shit in lybya, Syria, Race bait with criminal son, snoweden, but the media of DNC tried to shill for this Obama shit actor, so fake, the DNC tried to shill for him even he being garbage

Trump - at least since now he was best president

Rofl these aren't leaders. Your leaders are being lead by a 0,01% NGOs

- Filling the next best swamp with Goldman Sachs, Burger Kings and Exxon cons
- doing family first
- not separating business from presidency
- selling out to Arab money
- trying to sell american start-ups to asian investors
- hallucinating about israel-palestinian peace
- hallucinating about defeating ISIS in 30 days
- stripping 20mio+ americans off welfare to give tax presents to the rich
- make education unaffordable for poor people
- let a turkish gollum's security beat up americans on their own soil
- attacking every news outlet but Fox
- bipolar twitter ranting at 3am
- Trying to undermine rule of law in the US
- locking her u-

You are a disgusting neocon-dicksucker.
I bet 50 that you are murrican, degenerate.
The world is laughing at you clowns for a reason, keep em coming!

This is so beneath the office of President. Just resign and give us our country and dignity back.

You realize the way Germany is going you'll be majority shitskin before the end of the century right?

But Bush is sell out and seems like controled opposition who enjoy being trashed by DNC and them sell his ass for DNC and go for DNC owned garbage shit shows and tried to shill against trump and shill for Jeb

But Bush and Obama were the same thing, with the difference of the shilling of owned DNC media and websites for Obama and the regular DNC shit media shilling against any other who is not from DNC

Basically, destroyed clinton and destroyed bush by
Trump

Right? I can't believe that we have a president that isn't a neutered useless beta.

Criminal son = the time when he said Trayvon proven to be criminal, be his son in another race bait attempt of fake news
CNN

haha faggot

You know what's funny?

I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.

Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.

You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves

>Canada
Asianmasculinity

Xrumpf will be shaking in his boots!

He could spice things up or keep sounding like a broken record

That's a dude right?

b b-but the NBC bosses are overwhelmingly jewish.. what did trump mean by this?

I LOVE OUR PRESIDENT

LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL THE MADMAN!!!!!!! HERE COMES THE SEXIST! RESIGN NOW STORM

Torture is always on the table. Always. Doesn't mean its happening.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

You realize your country - the epitome of immigration and multi-culti - is barely 50% white?
You mongs are so amusing, can you tell me more about what is happening, Kevin??

>our
>leaf

>g-guys my country is not c-cucked
>n-othingg wrong h-here
>Merkel puts my country f-f-first

Oh shit please im sorry dont beat me up I didn't realise you were a big man

>implying ancap wont be joining with them soon

say good bye or is that violating the nap?

>Australia is barely 50% white

Pretty sure that's Amy Schumer

>new fags first time on the chan

>>/out/

Normie tier bants.Honestly not sure what the fuss is about. We used to have badass mother fuckers as presidents, like Teddy Roosevelt, now, the president calls someone "dumb as a rock" (innocent, not even funny bants) and everyone shits themselves

>low rated

Also
>calls Mika dumb as a rock
>says they're not bad people

yeah, nah

If only he were as funny and tough as you, you brutal savage syck badass

t. Hillary voter

low rated in this context is separate from ratings. he just means they are not considered to be of high quality

kek FUCKING BASED, praise kek! shadilay my dudes!

Holy FUCK

I have mistaken you for a murrican, I wonder why.
Dicksucking the US won't work forever, Abo.
You are the next failed state in progress.

>Dumb people are bad people!

Is this the root of your self-hatred?

reminder that trump is a jewish shill
>lock her up
>build a wall
>america first
>no siryan war

We have the best bants folks

Australia will survive long after Europe at this rate.

You faggots need to disband the EU.

>next best swamp
I love how easily the american people got tricked and now can't step back because they would have to admit what fucking mongs they actually are.
Winning!

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t satanist pedophile

>tfw your country doens't want to leave the EU because of the first market meme

>t. achmed of germanistan
stay retarded, aryans

BEGONE MOLOCH

Disbanding the EU would mean glassing the EU.
Heil USE!

Better than giving money to NATO or paying into European bullshit like the Paris Climate Accord. Have fun paying, and paying, and paying because our President only has to say one thing bad about you and that check doesn't come.

>Kevin??
get your insults right silly

M-MAGA my kekistani dudes
am i r-rite ?

>thinking he can just do what he wants

what is a republic? his own party is blocking him

sage

TOO BAD

Is he still going on about Joe and Mika? Why?